Things one man should never ask another man...

[stevenpensacola]

"I just went out and bought the new Richard Simmons "Sweatin' to the Oldies VIII"...want to come over and exercise with me?"

 

[onecoolmama]

Originally posted by stevenpensacola
"I just went out and bought the new Richard Simmons "Sweatin' to the Oldies VIII"...want to come over and exercise with me?"

 

[cynsaun]

Do you think it matters that my wallet doesn't match my shoes?

 

[billelissa]

"Dude, can I borrow your underwear?"

 

[CourtasanSatine]

Wanna go to the QE open call dude?

 

[stevenpensacola]

"I just had a Brazilian bikini wax...wanna see it?"

 

[Roemama1]

Originally posted by stevenpensacola
"I just had a Brazilian bikini wax...wanna see it?"

Oh NO!!! I hope Monkeyboy doesn't see this reply!!! Everyone run for your lives!!!

 

[aprincessmom]

I saw the toilet paper was running low so I changed it

 

[ckr]

"Sorry, can't talk right now. Just got back from fishing and I've got to put my clothes in the washing machine right away."

(See Scott Peterson thread....)

 

[wdwdvcdad]

"just hold me."

 

[aprincessmom]

What do you do for those little red bumps you get on your chest after shaving?

 

[mrsheppo]

Gosh, don't you just hate it when the other guys forget to put the toilet seat down?

 

[acepepper]

I want the low carb beer, or better yet, a wine spritzer....

I met my SIL's new B/F on Sunday and when I bought him a drink he asked for a white wine spritzer!!! He later told my SIL that he thought he'd really bonded with me. I really wish I was making this up.

 

[Lanshark]

When she says, "size doesn't matter", do you think she is telling the truth?

 

[a |PiX!e |)uSt]

How do you get to disney world?

 

[onecoolmama]

Which Princess do I most resemble?

 

[a |PiX!e |)uSt]

Sorry that was really dumb i am just really bored and really really hyper!

 

[a |PiX!e |)uSt]

Sorry that was really dumb i am just really bored and really really hyper!

 

[a |PiX!e |)uSt]

oops didn't mean to post twice

 

[kild]

Why is my wife in your bed?