Things I just do not understand..

[Pamlur]

The same ladies from the local Jehovah's witness that come to my door every week hoping I have morphed into some older Hispanic lady
worthy of their attention. They are disappointed every time they see me open the door. I offered water today as it was 108 outside. You'd thought I'd offered them hookers and drugs. It not too politely turned down. I wonder if I should offer cold beer next week.

Aw, Tina.... please, please offer them cold beer!!!

 

[lovemygoofy]

Oh I have another!! Those things in the ear lobes that look like a seal from the faucet and makes the ear lobe a circle that I can put my finger through and drag that person. Just why???

 

[Gumbo4x4]

People who are afraid of flying

One word - turbulence.

 

[Cantw8]

Why Toby Tyler doesn't have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

 

[lovemygoofy]

Aw, Tina.... please, please offer them cold beer!!!

They already pray for me to understand the problems of my ways, so what's one more prayer on their list. ;-)

 

[disneychrista]

I don't understand people who consider pets their children.

My pets are my pets. My mom posts things on Facebook about her children having 4 legs or my pets are my kids. No, no they are not, last I checked I had 2 legs and I am a human, not a dog.

 

[Gumbo4x4]

Aw, Tina.... please, please offer them cold beer!!!

And hookers & drugs!!

 

[PrincessShmoo]

What happened to personal responsibility?

 

[North of Mouse]

Why it hurts some parents so bad to say one little word to their kiddos - 'no' - and 'mean' it!

 

[lovemygoofy]

And hookers & drugs!!

Y'all need understand my little pantry only has so much room for sin, the rest is for chocolate

 

[King Schultz]

Why Toby Tyler doesn't have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

I wish I could like this 1000 times.

 

[jevs]

More confusion, in no order.

People who don't like kitties.
Always having an extra sock in the wash/or missing a sock.
Men.
People asking for medic advice on the internetty.
People who can apply liquid eyeliner straight.
Where all the tread on my tyres go.

 

[King Schultz]

The same ladies from the local Jehovah's witness that come to my door every week hoping I have morphed into some older Hispanic lady
worthy of their attention. They are disappointed every time they see me open the door. I offered water today as it was 108 outside. You'd thought I'd offered them hookers and drugs. It not too politely turned down. I wonder if I should offer cold beer next week.

Had the same issue a few years back. I finally answered the door naked.

Problem solved!







Willy J.

 

[jevs]

Had the same issue a few years back. I finally answered the door naked.

Problem solved!

Note to self: Try this one over summer.

 

[dhardawa]

People who have kids they can't afford (financially and emotionally) to raise.

People who refuse to correctly use child restraints.

Businesses that purposely misspell words in their company name. (ex. Kidz Cutz)

People who hate others for how they live their lives when it has no impact at all on the hater. (ex. religion, sexual orientation, etc.)

Racism

 

[aristocatz]

Adults that LOVE to play video games
Internet trolls
Homophobes & racists
People who love Florida in the summer (humidity is my worst enemy!)

 

[FoxC63]

Had the same issue a few years back. I finally answered the door naked.

Problem solved!







Willy J.

Hahahaha! I peed my self silly

 

[belle1986]

Why no one wants to fund my Disney trips so I have to keep working to do it myself

 

[King Schultz]

People with kidney stones who serve vegan dishes and sue Ellen over non-recyclable groundhog urine.

 

[Gumbo4x4]

People who love Florida in the summer (humidity is my worst enemy!)

We've been to Florida 4 of the past 5 Summers & it's felt cooler there than here every single time LOL