Hi everyone. Late night check in for me.
Great.

Bonnie's DH is giving men a bad name & reputation.

Sheesh... After allllll this work I do to make guys seem decent.... cooking, cleaning, working all day, etc. I think cheetos are a bit to easy for him. I think we need to expand the arsenal to Doritos. Their triangular shape makes them similar to ninja throwing stars, yet they retain the cheesy flavor like cheetos.
Originally posted by Kama89
Okay, now honestly... if she were going to fantasize about people, I seriously doubt that she'd be dreaming of a bunch of nit wit women on the internet.
Let's not forget the nit wit *bothers* too!
BTW, I sensed a great disturbance in the Force earlier. Upon looking into it, I found Natalie swimming in the bottom of a pond. As she gasped for air, she said something about Kimmy and "rolling me downhill" and "pushing me in" and "holding me under.'" Wassup wit dat??

Methinks Kimmy may have it out for my lovely cabin girls.

I am just shocked.... Kimmy told me she was getting along w/ them just fine. And now this... *sigh* What is a Padawan to do???
yensid takes a bottle of itching power, finds skaterdorkboywhoshallnotbenamed's skates, and pours it in. Looky there. He's sleeping. Ya know, these blades are sharp. Let's see how well they shave. Ziiipp.... there goes the fuzzy chin. He needs a haircut too. But I won't cut it all off. That wouldn't be nice. I'll just give him a bald spot on the top of his head. A big one, of course. Shhavvveee.... wow... these blades are sharp and fast. Nice clean cutting there. Oooops... I sorta overdid it on this side. The hair is gone all the way down... No hair on top and no hair on the right side. Oh well, it'll make him more aerodynamic anyway. He does look kinda funny with long hair only on the left side and most of the back. Nice chrome dome on the top there!
Oh wait... I still have some itching powder left. Let's just sprinkle it in the sheets & on his pillow. Now he's well-seasoned.
Oh, Pam, the "meadow" was the same one in Kim's tag location. She was hanging out w/ Natalie until that unfortunate hill and pond incident.
Well, my work here is done. I'm off to bed. Night everyone!
