The Unofficial Chatterbox Thread! Everyone is Welcome!

[staley7580]

 

[sameyeyam]

Cool! Having mashed potatoes this week too?

No, just cucumbers.

 

[sameyeyam]

megan!!!

 

[staley7580]

megan!!!

IM here!! Back from my baby banana massacre.

 

[funnygarcia]

I don't want to become either of my grandmothers!
One was paranoid schizophrenic, she was convinced the "foreigners" were spying on her..
But grandma.. you are a foreigner (she was born in Finland).

The other was a sweet lady that kept track of everyone's birthday and anniversary.. no easy feat since she had 12 children and a few got married several times and had many children with each spouse.. and those kids got married and had a few more brats and so on... so on..

BUT
When she was mad, she was mean!
I have nightmares from a family gathering. She sat next to one of my cousins, 1970's vegies in jello era (gross!), the boy didn't like the jello and like most kids.. spit it out. Grandma scooped it back up... and tucked it back into his mouth, wouldn't let him open his mouth again until he swallowed.

I slowly crept away from the table and hid my ucky jello to throw away.

 

[sameyeyam]

IM here!! Back from my baby banana massacre.

Good, you'll enjoy B's fetus cookies frosted with my amniotic icing. Good lord, you don't suppose the Prozac is kicking in already??

 

[staley7580]

I just love that I can walk by my husband with my b00bies hanging out... and he doesnt even look up. Just offers me a bite of his granola bar.

 

[funnygarcia]

I prefer my fetus cookies with amniotic icing. (Now if the Tag Fairy doesn't use that one, well them I've decided that she doesn't really exist!).

darn, the husband is grumbling and unplugged my laptop. Darn working hours that require sleeping!

Hi Megan!
Bye Megan!

Goodnight!!!!!

 

[staley7580]

Good, you'll enjoy B's fetus cookies frosted with my amniotic icing. Good lord, you don't suppose the Prozac is kicking in already??

mmmmm.. nothing tastier then fetal cookies with amniotic icing!! Ill take a whole dozen please!

 

[sameyeyam]

I don't want to become either of my grandmothers!
One was paranoid schizophrenic, she was convinced the "foreigners" were spying on her..
But grandma.. you are a foreigner (she was born in Finland).

The other was a sweet lady that kept track of everyone's birthday and anniversary.. no easy feat since she had 12 children and a few got married several times and had many children with each spouse.. and those kids got married and had a few more brats and so on... so on..

BUT
When she was mad, she was mean!
I have nightmares from a family gathering. She sat next to one of my cousins, 1970's vegies in jello era (gross!), the boy didn't like the jello and like most kids.. spit it out. Grandma scooped it back up... and tucked it back into his mouth, wouldn't let him open his mouth again until he swallowed.

I slowly crept away from the table and hid my ucky jello to throw away.

You guys may want to distance yourselves from me now then....my mom's mom used to remove her false teeth, lay on the floor and pretend to be a sleeping tiger and would then chase us with her teeth.

She also beat a car with her cane (it was parked in the No Parking zone). She managed apartments and had warned the guy several times. He didn't park there again!

For fun in the summers we used to sit in the cafeteria at Kmart. She drank black coffee and my sister & I had slurpees or soda pop. We waited for the blue light special to be announced and then it was a race to get there before they ran out of things.

God, I miss her. So much that I think I'm turning into her!

 

[sameyeyam]

Goodnight B. Happy Dreams!

I just love that I can walk by my husband with my b00bies hanging out... and he doesnt even look up. Just offers me a bite of his granola bar.

Honeymoon's over?

 

[staley7580]

Goodnight B. Happy Dreams!



Honeymoon's over?

I guess!! Our anniversary is tomorrow.. I made sure to remember it, since we both forgot last year. But with all the stuff we had going on, we didnt feel to bad bout it. 5 years of wedded bliss.. and three babies. Seems like an excessive amount of children, doesnt it?

 

[sameyeyam]

I guess!! Our anniversary is tomorrow.. I made sure to remember it, since we both forgot last year. But with all the stuff we had going on, we didnt feel to bad bout it. 5 years of wedded bliss.. and three babies. Seems like an excessive amount of children, doesnt it?

Nope, and I bet Mrs. Duggar would agree.

Hate to leave you too, but I'm getting tired and need to get my rear to bed. Goodnight. Happy dreams.

 

[staley7580]

Nope, and I bet Mrs. Duggar would agree.

Hate to leave you too, but I'm getting tired and need to get my rear to bed. Goodnight. Happy dreams.

Awww!! Good night! I hope all my hyena ladies have sweet dreams!! And not scary Allison hairy toe dreams.

 

[sameyeyam]

Oh and HAPPY ANNIVERSARY M & F!!

 

[sameyeyam]

Awww!! Good night! I hope all my hyena ladies have sweet dreams!! And not scary Allison hairy toe dreams.

you think I'm joking about hairy toes, but I'm not. I shave them weekly. I come from a long line of insane and hairy women.

 

[XTinabell]

Uggg, it is so weird working again! I haven't worked for two years, how strange is that? I can't believe I've been in Scotland for two years. Do you girls realise we've been chatting for over 2 years!

The new job is okay. I hate being new, I get all the crappy jobs like running up and down three flights of stairs to ask someone a question for another girl. The manager is a little bit of a stickler, if there is nothing to do she insists you pretend you're busy. I hate pretending I'm busy, I would rather be busy or sit down to give my feet a rest because they HURT! I understand pretending to busy if there are customers in but when they're not I dont' get it.

I just need to get through three months and then if I'm still not liking it I'll allow my self to be a quitter. I LOVE putting girls in wedding dresses though. If I could do that all day I would love it. But unfortunately I spend most the day ironing dresses or putting them on hangars. Not so great.

 

[staley7580]

Oh and HAPPY ANNIVERSARY M & F!!

Thank you!!! now I just have to wake him up...

Uggg, it is so weird working again! I haven't worked for two years, how strange is that? I can't believe I've been in Scotland for two years. Do you girls realise we've been chatting for over 2 years!

The new job is okay. I hate being new, I get all the crappy jobs like running up and down three flights of stairs to ask someone a question for another girl. The manager is a little bit of a stickler, if there is nothing to do she insists you pretend you're busy. I hate pretending I'm busy, I would rather be busy or sit down to give my feet a rest because they HURT! I understand pretending to busy if there are customers in but when they're not I dont' get it.

I just need to get through three months and then if I'm still not liking it I'll allow my self to be a quitter. I LOVE putting girls in wedding dresses though. If I could do that all day I would love it. But unfortunately I spend most the day ironing dresses or putting them on hangars. Not so great.

I think it sounds neat! but I havent worked for 7 years. Have I mentioned how JEALOUS I am that you live in Scotland?? I would love to live overseas for a while. Not to long though.. But a little bit!

 

[pixiewings71]

Shouldn't be a problem keeping up with us lately. We used to be really busy, but things have slowed way down here. There used to be a time we chatted so much that you could be gone 1 day and it would take you an hour to read all of the posts.

That's how the ladies trip thread it, it scares me.....

Sure wish FB had a multi-person chat feature.

Me too!!! altho I'm rarely actually on FB, I'm too busy for that right now.

wow.. hmmm... guess we won't see this on Cake Boss or Ace of Cakes???

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/12/fetal-bites.html


ewwwwwwww

and

Looks like an alien, not a baby! LOL

You guys may want to distance yourselves from me now then....my mom's mom used to remove her false teeth, lay on the floor and pretend to be a sleeping tiger and would then chase us with her teeth.

She also beat a car with her cane (it was parked in the No Parking zone). She managed apartments and had warned the guy several times. He didn't park there again!

For fun in the summers we used to sit in the cafeteria at Kmart. She drank black coffee and my sister & I had slurpees or soda pop. We waited for the blue light special to be announced and then it was a race to get there before they ran out of things.

God, I miss her. So much that I think I'm turning into her!

OMG, that cracks me up!!!!!! Blue light specials.....my Gma still complains about those being gone. And yes, she says what she wants when she wants with NO care as to who is around at the time, makes for some interesting explanations from the rest of us who don't want to die. lol

I just love that I can walk by my husband with my b00bies hanging out... and he doesnt even look up. Just offers me a bite of his granola bar.

I guess!! Our anniversary is tomorrow.. I made sure to remember it, since we both forgot last year. But with all the stuff we had going on, we didnt feel to bad bout it. 5 years of wedded bliss.. and three babies. Seems like an excessive amount of children, doesnt it?

Wait.....I've with DBF for 7 years and if I'm shirtless he's grabbing......LOL But I can say he did forget our anniversary that was yesterday...no, we aren't married, but yes, we still celebrate our anniversaries together. And man, he felt guilty when I gave him his little gift yesterday.

you think I'm joking about hairy toes, but I'm not. I shave them weekly. I come from a long line of insane and hairy women.

Ummm, is it too soon to say that I too shave my legs? LOL Or is that something left for later...LOL

 

[funnygarcia]

Happy Anniversary!
Champagne and chocolate after the bedtime bottles?

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hmm, low woman on the totem pole, stuck with the scut work. Hopefully it will get better after you have proven yourself in a few months. I like jobs with variety, hopefully you will have more chances to do fittings soon!
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Shaving legs, of course.. toes?? hmmmmmmm
My mom has one toe that is hairy, she has a childhood scar on one foot (dropped an old iron on it, the type you put to heat on the stove.. ouch!). Now thick black hairs grow in it. Creepy looking!

No funky hairy toes here, but I do have to pluck my chin every week. Gnarly black whisker hairs, they grow out of my scar (fell twice on my chin in one year, stitches in same spot.. yep our family are a bunch of klutzes!)