I know I was a little late to the party, but now it's like I'm sooooo late to the party it done ended. Empty room, red solo cups with remnants of cheap wine strewn on the floor, half-eaten Dole Whip Floats....wait,what? No such thing as a half-eaten Dole Whip Float.
Sigh...I hadn't planned on disappearing for so long. It's been a rough month. First, in the same week, BOTH of my laptops gave out. ..DED.
Strike that. ..just dead.
Then, my grandma's health took a sudden and bad turn, which in turn made my health take a bad turn. I stress, I get sick-that's how I roll.
Bought a new laptop and owned it less than 24 hours when Windows malfunctioned or some such bullcarp. It came back seemingly fixed, but just a few short days later the hard drive was damaged.
Lesson: Don't let a cat lie on the keyboard. Not even a tiny, 4 pound cat. Because, apparently, the hard drive lies right underneath the keyboard. People these days are all "We want light weight laptops!" And your hard drive is all "Fine! Just make that plastic cheap and lightweight and crush me!".
So now I have to reply on my phone...ugh!
Worst ever- my grandma passed away. We selfishly want our loved ones to be here with us, but my grandma had 96 years on this earth - a long, lovely and full life. I truly believe she was ready to go. She was the last one of her siblings, her friends, and many many family members. It brings me great comfort in knowing she's with my grandpa and my mom. I know there is an amazing reunion and celebration taking place in Heaven! That makes me smile.
No way am I going to be able to comment on the gazillion posts I missed, but some things need to be addressed:
Ahem....
Mel - Thank you for the invite to the Mausoleum. I think I could be happy there. Cuz the vibe...that I'm picking up. ..it's a Sting-free Zone. (NOevilbees)
You. Me. Long lost seesters, methinks. Coming to Canada (that could be a craptastic Eddie Murphy sequel):
TOTALLY.
DOABLE!
Because:
D) I've always wanted to visit Canada!
78) oh,wait. ...I've been there
Room222) but, never further north than Toronto
Car 54) The exit to the Ambassador Bridge is 45 minutes away from me. AND
.it sneaks up on you. Despite the huge signs that proclaim EXIT ONLY TO AMBASSADOR BRIDGE. WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH WINDSOR, ANYWAY? THE CASINO? LOSER! JUST THROW YOUR MONEY IN THE GARBAGE!
I know sooo many peeps who have accidentally taken that exit and are subsequently berated by the Canadian Border Patrol Nazis for being such stoooopid Americans.
I digress.
What I'm saying is: let's make this happen.
Now, let's talk about your purported claim that I somehow broke into your brain and extracted words to form my posts.
BALDERDASH!
POPPYCOCK!
OK...Funnel cakes, BAYBEEE! Intentional. For you. An homage, if you will.
The rest, all me.
To quote the brilliant lyricist, Morrissey:
If you must write prose and poems
The words you use should be your own
Don't plaigairse or take "on loan"
For there's always someone, somewhere
With a big nose, who knows
And trips you up and laughs when you fall
-
Cemetry Gates
You...me. Similar writing style.
So, I am flattered that you draw that comparison because you are ze best!
AND! Thanks for stating that you would read my unwritten trip report. I really have considered doing such.
My sis and I have discussed writing a dual trippie from both of our perspectives.
Might be pointless. ..and a boring read.
We our twins separated by 18 months and have pretty much the same perspective.
Would probably read along these lines:
Me: Chapter one, Day one at Disney
Sister: What she said.
Sister: Chapter two, Day Two
Me: I concur. That's how it all went down.
Etc.
Dang, it's 1 am! I had other things, many things, that I wanted to address!
I am so happy/excited/thrilled that you'll have another trip report coming down the pike! Woot!
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