The Two Really Old(ish) Happyhaunts Go South. Alone... But With ECVs!

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Also...olo!

The lasty poo pic there. I was all rumped up on the sidewalk in a weirldly position for that one.

Mellyman took the pick a couple times for it to be clear.

He also said a bunch of people were lookin' at *** I was doin'


Heh heh.

Cheers, Mel.


edit: unpack away. It's not really that hard!

 

[pookersmom]

Someone -- okay my favorite cousin -- told me last night we're not allowed to objectify the new prime minister and I told her to shut her piehole. I objectify who I want.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

You're right Pookie! Hi Pookie!

errr...I guess what I'm sayin' is she's right...your cousin. Shouldn't objectify. Prolly.

But...we're not men. We are allowed a bite of a pass in that. We're allowed "ladies tees" so to speak. I don't play golf now but when I used to play with my Dad he never let me use them. So I know... they're a bit of a unfair thingie. Cause of chromosomes. Only that.

So... I agree with you!!! Objectify all you want. WE are allowed.

He's the Hottest Man Candy Ken Doll Mel Gibson before crazy in The Bounty when I couldn't sleep at night thinking about him at 16... PM in... THE WORLD. Truly a beautiful man. If... only...


Wasn't gonna run Canada.

*shudder*


Pour some sugar on HIM! Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on!

ahhh


*DOOMED*


Cheers, Mel.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

A set of Turkey Leg T's for the family?

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Oh ya, also agree with above!

And we have a PM named Justin

Think about that for a wee bite

RIP Canada's favoUrite man name Doug

It's Justin fever all over again

And Jays were robbed!
Or were they?
Don Cherry said so...

What did you buy?? Not good at deciphering clues. Where is Ash when we need her?

Edited to add: they may move this to the Siberia of the DIS "the Canadian board" if we aren't careful

 

[Frickles]

Ok, your mani/pedi is the cutest ever! How? Salon? At home? Is this a Canadian thing? Is this "Sessy Toe"? I go into my salon and they say "you won Sessy toe?" Translation- you want sexy toe? Mickey doesn't quite mean sexy toe I don't think. Maybe I should ask for Gaston toe?

HahahA

OLO

I've taken that warm towel at Teppan Edo and have had a lil park stink bath with it - ask Yak. She may have been mortified. I may have had a little too much food and wine. Sorrynotsorry. Glad to hear you wipe your feet before your face. Yes, I caught that lil diddy and it made me olo. So did the awkward mani/pedi picture in Epcot near what I think is the UK phone booth.

I had a dream about you. You joined us at WDW for our annual girls trip and we were in Epcot for F&W and you brought purse meat and cheese to eat instead and you kept disappearing. I think you were really sipping tequila in the corner. I was like - she is so Mel. And she is so weird. But I like her and her purse meat. CIF.

Edit: glad your TR isn't really over....

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Hahahaha! YAK!!! Stick with Mel. You're a trooper lol. Canadian love to you! xoxoxoxoo. (Cuppa Tim's)

Good dream! There... FRICK... Yes. I'm weird. Granted. BUT...would NOT be sipping tequila in a corner.


Don't climb on the tequila bus anymore... sad it, meant it.


Might be carrying meat in my hotdog holster tho. Cheese in my vest ammunition pockets. Too.

My baba did that. Kolbasa and cheese in her bag. Crackers... and a BIG knife .NOBigspoon. Also cookies and hard candies. There.

She was Ukrainian tho. They're kooked.

Afraid of... weather. Stuff. All weather.

And... happiness. Of any sort.


Anywho... I'm not disappeared. AT ALL.

Just dealing with some sick kiddos. And sleep deprivation.

I like you Too. Frickquills.

Be back soon! Hopefully tomorrow.

Cheers, Mel.

Edit...still not done this lol~

 

[AshClan]

Mel! Hope the sick kiddos get better fast. It's that time of year, unfortunately. BTDT.

I love Frick's dream! You will be with us soon, I have no doubt. But no purse meat! I'm sure Frick can bring you some ham juice instead. I hear it goes great with dole whips. You can make your own float!

Sessy Toe indeed. Though, yeah, does Minnie qualify as Sessy Toe? Then again, what WOULD be a Sessy Toe? Really? Can't say I've ever seen a Sessy Toe tbh. Not my thing I guess. NOElvis.

The pictures are great. I love that we are getting to know well what you look like. You and Mellyman are now embedded in our brains. Obviously. Frick is dreaming about you! And. I know what you bought. Just sayin' And NICE. I will add. ; )

What I'm sayin' here is this.

I spent quite awhile in the bathroom.

Long enuff that I think the Osborne Lights last dance was assembled and deployed while I was in there.

It was so long that I found religion.

I had to tbh.

And I *think* I even got Bat Mitzvahed. Shalom.

DED, btw.
Sorry for your Jays. Go Royals! No reason, just because they are not NY. I have no horse in this race. But, since they are playing tonight. Go Pats!

 

[Sneezie]

Hello! Hi everyone!!!

I've been reading. I'm on page 6 now but I couldn't keep quiet any longer.

It felt so good to see a trip report from you Me(l) and as I read along and the others started to join in, I must say, it felt like home. And I may or may not have dropped a tear or two... but I did.

It is so funny to hear you talk about kids who are practically not kids anymore. It's almost like I thought they stopped growing up when you stopped writing trip reports. I'm also sorry to hear about your mom's illness. I'm praying for God's grace and strength for both of you.

I can hardly wait to continue reading, but I'm at work now and have to do what they're paying me for... which doesn't include reading trip reports, even though I've tried to explain how it could increase productivity in the long run. Unfortunately, although my supervisor is younger than me, she's really bright and wasn't falling for it.

I'll continue reading at home and I'm hoping that LaLa has joined in by now... but don't tell me. I want to remain hopeful!

Hi Zzub! Just wanted you to know I used to check your new (now old) website for some signs of life. I hope your family is doing well!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Friday July 17th aka Part 3 of Day 6! Aka The Saddest of Times. Some shopping too~

We headed to Future World where we had a date. But... not a Fastpass plus. Didn't matter we were gonna do it whatever it took. Mean it.

Mellyman wanted to ride Gary. Which makes me laff cause... still to this day he calls it that. Mostly to amuse Me(l). And idk but sometimes people overhear him. And it makes Me(l) laff real hard.

*real* hard.

Cause who knows what they think?????????????? But the thinkin's that I have on what they think... is priceless!!!

Such a bear olo!!!!

All of that to say this: We had to ride Mission Space. Mellyman's and my favourite(ish) ride. Mellyman has an obsession with space. I have an obsession with *not* space but Gary Sinise.

I've actually met him. *Kinda* He spoke to me because he thought I was going to... right then and there... fall down stairs in my very high heeled boots and was concerned. For me. He said, "Careful on the stairs honey."

Also... I touched his foot. Boot. Shoe. Whatever.

I'm not going to go into detail. Let your "thinkin's" fly. lol.

Not only that. I LOVE THAT RIDE TOO~ ORANGE TEAM ALL THE WAY BAYBEE!!!

Right after a huge meal. IS. THE. BEST. And... I pretend the whole time it's real and I'm really really going to space. And... despite not wearing an astronaut diaper. Briefs thingie. For the takeoff. It's been the best ride ever always. Always.

Next to the Haunted Mansion. NOhauntedmansion.

Ohhhh that was bad. Isadthat. Ick.

Moving on we were assigned our roles... I was Commander...which is normal. Like real life normal. Mellyman was Engineer. Which is also like real life. Promise.

Mellyman squealed like every professional engineer out there when Capcom Gary said "Your heart rate is a little high Commander. Calm down." Or something very close.

Nod to the panic attack. Apparently. Dammit.

If it was not that... it was that the chest restraint was pressing down too hard on his immense midsection. And he was blowing a part of his large bowel.

Shoulda worn an astronaut diaper. errr... briefs. Politically more correctish.


Then... he had to do his job. Put us all into hyper sleep.

Can do.


Mellyman does hyper sleep all the time. On the couch. Socks off. Scattered. Off... and the dog flossing his toes. Until she needs water.

Doesn't really jive with his "work image" as I am well aware. Whenever I go to one of his work functions and people are all up in his grill and asking him questions about the future. And investments. And *SUCH* boring stuff. Vying for his attention... While ignoring Me(l). I sit back and think "The future? Pick his brain. Go nuts. Nuts*shell*. You will find a hockey game blaring fre-ACKin' loud in the basement and an empty bag of chips. A dip container that doesn't need washing it's so clean. And a very asleep fatman curled up with a black and white dog. Big spoon dog. Little spoon my darling husband."

That is maybe gonna make him mad. I think.


Heh heh.


Don't care olo.

At the end of the ride he was still laughing about The Commander's panic.

I felt like pantsing him in the darkened... and... Advanced Pantsing Lab.

But didn't. Restraint. And consideration of others. NOMKferrypeeps.

heh heh.

Then it was off to shop. Cause I wanted a bunch of things for the kids and a souvenier for Alex. And something for myself.

I wanted a ring. Cause I have Disney earings and necklaces and they're all good and well. But... a ring... you can look down at your hand anytime in the day and see it. So I wanted something I don't have to look in a mirror to see.

Can't like lookin in a mirror all the time. Plus wanted to search more for my watch. Check if it was at Epcot.

We headed to MouseGears. And I shopped and shopped and shopped.


By that I mean "browsed" slowly. Without buying. Cause I don't like to spend a lot of money shopping at Disney. I figure Mellyman will get grumpy if I'm racking up the credit card which will already be totally ramped up.

So.

Browsing.

Mellyman trailing Me(l) and looking painfully bored until he couldn't take it anymore. And said "I'm going to do rides or whatever. Text me when you're done."

lol.

He did SpaceShipEarth twice. I believe.

It's iconic. And he told me he was able to imagineer... a life without Me(l). Twice. Doing whatever he wanted in his future.

I told him that it's all good. Just a more "boring" sedate life.


He agreed. And back in MouseGears.

I bought. Tshirts for all the kids. Shot glasses for Beth. And Alex. They collect. TFI.

I got myself a ring. A nice one. That won't turn my FRINGER green. Or peel off. It was a silver heart ring with a Mickey head in the middle. So delicate and light and beautiful. I look at it always now. And it makes me happy.

Good deal only like $60 with annual/dvc discount. I believe. Not so sure now what the exact cost was. But reasonable.


I FOUND my watch.


So I showed Mellyman. He sad, "Ok. Good to know. I'll make a note of it."

Then I sad, "I have to go to the bathroom. For a long time. I'll meet you outside in like 20".

I did NOT have to go to the bathroom. But I was hoping he got the hint. Cause I was afraid it might not be there again. And who knows if we could book Food and Whine at this point. All up in the air.


I left the store and him in it.

Idk what happened then. I still don't know. But... I hope it was a buying of my beloved watch for Xmas. Or Birthday or Hanukkah 2015.

Cause of finding religion thru pork.

Even... Secretaries Day will work circa 1983. errr... Administrative workers. Present.

I like "Secretaries" better. Sooo James Bond in "mysterious" and wth do they do? All day?

I'm sure ZZUB's uses ALOT of hand sanitizer and has a chronic sinus condition and can't smell properly either.

Her/his icing on her/his cake. Along. With. Boxa Little Debbies for XMAS.

NOChristmas.


What I'm sayin' here is... We're done!!!!


Off to home!!! Bye Disney!!!


Hello Bad Man at the Gate in MCO~ no carryon. Handcuffs. And a big police escort off the plane.

Cheers and clapping.


Cause idk what he did. Or what he was wanted for. Or what the heck was in his luggage.


What I know is this:

A. He needed a shower.

6. He didn't seem very upset by the arrest.

10. He had HUGE ear gauges. I coulda put three fingers thru them.



Mellyman and I were *certain* that... THAT... was his crime.


Heh heh



Cheers, Mel.

Carpe Diem!!!

And... DONE~~~~ BOOYEAH~ Baybee

(Farting Moped)

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

The End.

 

[Frickles]

Cheers! To you! For finishing a TR! Woo hooty!

Doesn't really jive with his "work image" as I am well aware. Whenever I go to one of his work functions and people are all up in his grill and asking him questions about the future. And investments. And *SUCH* boring stuff. Vying for his attention... While ignoring Me(l). I sit back and think "The future? Pick his brain. Go nuts. Nuts*shell*. You will find a hockey game blaring fre-ACKin' loud in the basement and an empty bag of chips. A dip container that doesn't need washing it's so clean. And a very asleep fatman curled up with a black and white dog. Big spoon dog. Little spoon my darling husband."

That is maybe gonna make him mad. I think.

I'm absolutely doing the silent shake!

I bought a ring that probably will turn my finger green, but it's ok. I love that you love Disney jewelry. My real life friends don't get it so I mostly only whip it out on trips. But I heart it. The Disney Cruise Line has their sort of expensive jewels out- so you can touch them and try them on. The heavy hitters are under the glass, but lots of $$ goodies out for trying on. It made me happy. And poor.

Are you starting another TR? Girl I hope so! Especially since Sneezie just got here!

 

[Sneezie]

Did I seriously joined this report right before it ended??? Way to bring up the rear Sneezie!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Hey!!!!


Frick! idk why the font is sooo small as I'm writing this. Just hopeful that it will translate into regular font. when I post.

It's so tiny tho I have issues. Like men might have. if this tiny font won't grow. I'm gonna need to buy a Hummer and ignore traffic laws.

Just to feel manly. And tell everyone... size doesn't matter. It's all how you use the font.


Plus... I'm gonna have to grow a beard and get bigger glasses and make my hairdude a hipster knot. To be an "individual" yet not. idk how do hipsters pretend to be individuals yet they all look like lil hipster minions? Be different be... like Gru. Love Gru. Park where ever you want.

Liked that the quote you quoted FRICKQUILLs made you laff. Also .... Ash's laff at the Osborne Lights made me laff> Thot that was good too. I made myself laugh too. BTW.

How Happy AM I???

To see SNEEZIE>....?????????????????


You can only imagine!!!!!


Sneezie~~~ Hello! Welcome back~~~ a whole new trippie coming~~~~




thank you for your prayers and whatnot. It's GOOD to see you again~




Cheers, Mel

 

[ZZUB]

The guy was a real douchebag. I'll leave it at that.

Did he remind you of a warm summer's eve?

They give you a warm towel to start.

Oddly enough, last time we ate there, they gave me the warm towel as I left. The bathroom.

Ew vey!

So it was actually a pretty expensive lunch. But whatever.

A sentence I've NEVER uttered!

Hi Zzub! Just wanted you to know I used to check your new (now old) website for some signs of life. I hope your family is doing well!

HI SNEEZIE! We sure have missed you! You're the reason my dog has a birthday cake every year!

Please assure us that this thing is nearing completion.



Edit to add: Sneezie!!!!!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Pssst! ZZUB!

It's done now!!!

Heh heh.

Cheers, Mel



Edit:SNEEZIE!!!!

 

[AshClan]

Congrats Melly, for actually getting one of these finished! And in record time! Now....where's the next one? That's the one I'm really looking forward to!

Edited to add: I knew ZZUB wouldn't be able to pass up the dog birthday cake reference now that Sneezie's shown up.

Edited again: Hi Sneezie!

And again: We're waiting........

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Thanks!! Ashypoo!!!

Yes...will start another trippie!

Right... when I finish this horrible bout of plague that the boyz gave me. Bless their hearts. But. It's fun. And... phlegmy too!

I feel like crap.

However... THANKS for reading and responding!!! It was a treat. And a big fun part of my trippie reading your funny responses along with all the other's.


I am glad I finished it too. Prolly so is Mellyman cause I was making him read it lol!!!

Cheers, Mel

edit: I am SOOOOO sneezie right now!!!!


SNEEZIE!!!!

 

[ZZUB]

I feel like crap.

So the feelings match the pictures now. I swear, these jokes just write themselves. Thanks for the softballs.

I knew that Ash couldn't pass up my reference to Sneezie's dog's birthday cake now that Sneezie has shown up. Also, those words all just lost their meaning.



P.S. Are you saying there's going to be another one of these fakakta things? How many more times can we read about your trips off campus to eat vegetables and dodge falling prices at Walmart? Also, if I see one more picture of your unnaturally large teeth or other tourists gawking at your apparently wide berth, I'll have to slam your eyeballs up against a picture of tomorrowland vomit spew. NOthrowupthursday.

 

[Sneezie]

Hello everyone!

Mel: I can't wait to read the next report. I promise to get there on time for that one.

Hi Ashclan! (I'm so happy I finally found that waving smilie - all the movement was about to cause a seizure)

Hiya Zzub! Cake is the reason I have a dog! Tell your pooch I said Happy Birthday. Don't forget to write Greta on the cake next time! The doggy won't know the difference.