The truck driver and waitress

[manning]

Chuck the truck driver pulled into his favorite truck stop for a bite to eat. He noticed a new waitress and decided to have fun. Asked what he wanted he asks for four flat ties, two head lights and two running boards. Confused she ask the cook what that means. The cook says "that's Chuck. he does that to all the new waitresses. that is four pancakes, two eggs and two strips of bacon. The waitress comes out and puts a bowl of beans on the table. Confused he said he didn't order beans. She says " I know, I justs thought while you are waiting you might fill up on gas.