The Return of the Asian-Feb 2010. 4/14-LINK TO PART 2-pg 249

[Meg1884]

Ok I've decided to stop lurking and actually post. I loved you trip report from last year and can't wait to read this one.

Happy Birthday!!!

 

[Millie12591]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JORDY!!!!!

It's not Disney, but I thought it was too cute not to send you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dePMU8R131s

 

[Mickey_Mom]

Too cute! This one came up next....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBbMAJgBymA

 

[wigdoutdismom]

Happy Birthday Jordan!

I hope your Birthday dinner doesn't give you gassssssssss.....

 

[happy place]

hAPPY bIRTHDAY
lOVE All the fat free virtual cakes

 

[dawz1026]

Birthday night equal wet pillow in morning

 

[Millie12591]

AKA the squirts, the grunties, an Amarillo Mudstorm, the lava leaks, in short, I've sat on the pot so long, I wound up with Outhouse Polio. (If you are not a fan of Larry The Cableguy, that's when you sit there until you lose feeling in your legs.). The chorus I keep hearing in my head is I fell into a burning ring of fire. On the bright side, I've been able to do a lot of reading in here.

How did this thread evolve from "POO" to Thongs !!! Oh yes it is Jordan's thread the place where there are NO secrets whther we want to hear them or not!!When I think THONGS I think BRAZILLIAN!!!!!!!
But one of ny favorite "POO" stories is Samantha at her Christening !! As the Pastor held her facing the congregation her face was BRIGHT RED and she was GRUNTING Loudly!!!

SO I am sipping my coffee and catching up this morning and witout quoting all of the crazy funny remarks, I would like to say someone's cartoon (WINKERS) made me spew coffee through my nose while trying not to laugh and spit coffee all over....

Disney,Poo and Thongs first thing in the morning, Does it get in better then this, unless you are wearing Thongs at Disney taking a Poo in one of the top rated Boathrooms???
And
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO
or at least your poo does
Seriously Happy Birthday hope it is a GREAT YEAR

Before I post my replies to some of you...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JORDAN!!!!

Hope you have a wonderful day!



Lol. We have quite the poo story from our first family trip to the World back in 08. Long story short, our (then) 14 month old son had never poo'd while we were giving him a bath (something my FIL told me was bound to happen). Well, on that trip, we put him in the tub and what do ya know...he couldn't hold it. Lol. DH and I were cracking up the entire time from launch to cleaning it up and re-running the bath water. Thankfully it was solid and not runny.



TMI?



I think it's evolved from Poo to thongs and back to poo again along the way. lol.

Considering the usual topics here ,I thought this would be an appropriate cake for your special day

I hear altitude changes can cause gas too

Happy Birthday Jordan! I think I've posted before; can't remember. If not, I've been lurking, stalking, whatever on your TR's for a while now, but it took talk of poo to bring me out into the open (much like a dookie emerging to greet the sun. . . or the toilet. . . or the seat of your car on the way home from work (yeah, REALLY loved that story! )).

Hope you have a great birthday with no sign of the green apple trots!

Wendy, can't wait for the Ashlynn "incident" story and Melissa, so glad I've never had to resort to the enema (yet), but we do always travel with kids' suppositories. The things you do for your kids. . . .

Happy Birthday Jordan!

I hope your Birthday dinner doesn't give you gassssssssss.....

 

[glennbo123]

To quote my son's favourite Cars character "Well dadgum!" That's pretty awesome. Can you believe I've been posting to these boards all this time and had NO idea that's what that icon was for? Really, all this time I've been opening up anything I want to quote and copy/pasting to one reply. Sweet! Thanks for the tip!

You're welcome. At least you've been very resourceful!

 

[Klashy]

You're a fellow February baby. Happy Birthday, hope it was a good one!

 

[Millie12591]

Too cute! This one came up next....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBbMAJgBymA

That's awesome!!!
Thank you for that, hope you like it Jordy.

 

[KathyRN137]

Happy Birthday, Jordan!!

We love you!!

Kathy

 

[MaryAz]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JORDAN!!!!​

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[All7OfUs]

Well I'll be doggone. Perfect! Thank you.



My wife is a stay at home mommy also. Toughest yet most gratifying job in the world. Sure beats the heck out of breakin horses.

Actually, I think there's a lot of the same principles used in both jobs. Anyone who's got kids knows that they can be ummmm.... stubborn and hard to teach sometimes. But with careful training and a lot of patience and a whole bunch of consitency, you end up with the best best, best!!! thing ever! An obedient, trusting, sweet bunch of kissable greatness. (well, ok, I doubt you kiss your horses, but you get the idea)

 

[Poolrat]

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Yeah... I was just going to say "just wait til you experience suppositories too!" We had a gusher when Erin had to have one... and it was at DH's aunt's house (who is a TOTAL neat freak) so we were flipping out as she just started pouring "down there".... do we pick her up and rush her to the bathroom (thus trailing from the room to the bathroom) or do we just leave her standing there (but only making a huge mess in one place...)? Oh, the things that run through your mind at the moment of panic. Lesson learned: don't give a WHOLE suppository to your kid... just half. Sigh. Fortunately we've never had to do that again

So glad I NEVER had that happen!!!! I am so lucky. This coming from the woman who had her kids trained to throw up on the kitchen floor or a garbage can instead of the carpet. Even if they had to crawl to the floor.

SO FUNNY!!!! I love it "outhouse polio". Have you set up your computer in there? Then you can DIS the whole time and you won't even notice you've lost all muscle mass below the waist.

TOO FUNNY

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Have you learned nothing by reading this thread...???? No drinking, eating, anything that can turn projectile when reading. = NO NO. For shame...

So true - I always put the drink down now.

I think there are many things from this thread that have burned certain images into our brains for the rest of our lives. Don't know if that's good or bad... ha ha ha ha.

Oh yes the thong cartoon from winkers is on the list of images.

 

[Poolrat]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JORDAN



Hope you had a great day !!!!!

 

[carrieannie]

Uff-DA!!! I left off at page 27!!

Oh sorry folks. "Hijack" I guess is what I've done. I apologize.

I'll do a report. But I really don't have a clue what I'm doin.

Welcome Colt!! Hijack away!! your name is awesome!!!
is it your real name? what part of Idaho are you from? my ex-fiance lives in Boise. hes a Paramedic with Life Flight. it looks like a beautiful state!!
I'm Carrie,,from R.I!

 

[oregonmommyof2]

My wife is a stay at home mommy also. Toughest yet most gratifying job in the world. Sure beats the heck out of breakin horses.

I would agree completely!! I don't know anything about breakin' horses, so I am going to say I do a much better job at the Mom thing!! I would feel sorry for the horse!!

I'd so be there with ya!

Well, with the way guys have a thing for 2 chicks, we could probably make more money!!!

I'd DVR it!

With all your time put in on the john, I may use you as my model!!!

 

[englishrose47]

Breaking News !!!! They are considering a new Olympic Event !!!!..... POLE DANCING!!!! I kid you not !!!

By the way the news was breaking not "GAS"

 

[carrieannie]

 

[carrieannie]

Hey Colt! You need to advertise your TR! When you put in a signature, be sure to put your thread in there.......

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2404520

Thank you!!
I have it open in another window!