The Random Thread and the Royal Family of Canadia, the USA, and Great Britain

[AmandaSparks730]

Donna: I'm gonna arrange for a boat to take you all back to the mainland.
Bill: I have a boat Donna
Donna: You have a boat? Good; get on it! And anchors aweigh.
Sam Carmichael: Donna...
Donna: Away away.

 

[Mickeysgirl34]

Harry Bright: What would the father of the bride normally do?
Tanya: Pay.
[beat]
Tanya: Though my dad drew the line at my 3rd.

*inserts thumbs up*

 

[MickeyisBeast]

WTH HAPPENED TO THE SCORE?

how can they take away a run?!

This is BS.

I'm done with this.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Ahhh.
So it is very science-y



So I shall be hated upon next year, oh joy!

Actually, next year I bet everyone will hate the now-8th graders.
Some of those girls, goodness, they act like they're in college, and dress like it too. Everyone's going to hate them next year. They're going to come in like they think they run the school.

Nahh, it's just at my school. Don't worry! It's not because they're Juniors and they think they're cool. It's just the people themselves.

And yes, very science-oriented.

I have friends of nearly every religion...RC, Jewish, Agonistic, Baptist...etc etc. Lots of the sectors of Christianity. And loads of Jewish friends, XD. I love them.

 

[Mickeysgirl34]

WTH HAPPENED TO THE SCORE?

how can they take away a run?!

This is BS.

I'm done with this.

What's the score? and who's playing?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

*inserts thumbs up*

like that? Haha!

Sophie: I don't care if you slept with hundreds of men, you're my mom, and I love you so much.
Donna: Oh Soph...
[hugs]
Donna: And I haven't slept with *hundreds* of men.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Tanya: [talking about Donna's money troubles and her life in general] Yeah, but are you being taken care of?
Donna: What do you mean?
Tanya: Are you getting any?
Donna: Oh, you mean...
[turns on the drill, making loud noises, then says to the drill:]
Donna: Down, boy.

 

[nerdylightbulb]

-_-

 

[Mickeysgirl34]

like that? Haha!

Sophie: I don't care if you slept with hundreds of men, you're my mom, and I love you so much.
Donna: Oh Soph...
[hugs]
Donna: And I haven't slept with *hundreds* of men.

*double thumbs up*

My friend's mother has slept with like *hundreds* of men...

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Velma Kelly: She stole my garter!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

*double thumbs up*

My friend's mother has slept with like *hundreds* of men...

"You shady lady!"

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Velma Kelly: [about Roxie] First she steals my publicity. Then she steals my lawyer, my trial date. And now she steals my ******* garter.

 

[Mickeysgirl34]

"You shady lady!"

 

[nerdylightbulb]

What does your eye color have to do with your gender at all? =_=

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Liz: You know how some people have these little habits that get you down? Like Bernie. Bernie liked to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. So I come home from work one night and I'm real irritated, and I'm looking for a little sympathy. And there's Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewin'. No, not chewin'. POPPIN'. So I said "If you pop that gum one more time..." And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and fired two warning shots... into his head.

(My favourite of the Merry Murderesses!)

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Annie: I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away. So, we started living together. He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. And then I found out. "Single" he told me. Single, my ***. Not only was he married... oh, no, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know. So that night, when he came home, I fixed him his drink as usual. You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Nahh, it's just at my school. Don't worry! It's not because they're Juniors and they think they're cool. It's just the people themselves.

And yes, very science-oriented.

I have friends of nearly every religion...RC, Jewish, Agonistic, Baptist...etc etc. Lots of the sectors of Christianity. And loads of Jewish friends, XD. I love them.

Ahhhhh
I know... a few Jewish people, tons of Roman Catholics, Baptists, Methodists, Non-denominationists, JWs, and a few Mormons.

Oh, and now I can say I know an Athiest

What's the score? and who's playing?

Yankees vs. Rangers.
First to 4 game wins goes on to the WS
It WAS 2-0 Yankees, but now it's 2-1 Rangers

Because the idiot Ranger managers are having a freakout because they weren't ahead. So they went and made a huge deal about it, delaying the game, and getting one of our FAIR runs taken away. (it's only the 3rd inning, though)

Seriously, I'm fine with losing, you can't always win. But when you can't stand being behind and you have to argue and delay a game, you just lose my respect.

The old Yankee manager would do that ALL the time. I didn't even care he was doing it for my favorite team, be a man and live with the score.

It's a game, it's supposed to be fun while trying to win!

sorry for my rant xD

 

[AmandaSparks730]

June: I'm standin' in the kitchen, carving up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business, when in storms my husband, Wilbur, in a jealous rage. "You've been screwing the milkman," he said. He was crazy, and he kept on screaming, "You've been screwing the milkman." And then he ran into my knife... he ran into my knife ten times.

 

[Mickeysgirl34]

What does your eye color have to do with your gender at all? =_=

In my science class they say:

Blue,Green = Girls
Black,Brown,Green = Boys

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Ahhhhh
I know... a few Jewish people, tons of Roman Catholics, Baptists, Methodists, Non-denominationists, JWs, and a few Mormons.

Oh, and now I can say I know an Athiest



Yankees vs. Rangers.
First to 4 game wins goes on to the WS
It WAS 2-0 Yankees, but now it's 2-1 Rangers

Because the idiot Ranger managers are having a freakout because they weren't ahead. So they went and made a huge deal about it, delaying the game, and getting one of our FAIR runs taken away. (it's only the 3rd inning, though)

Seriously, I'm fine with losing, you can't always win. But when you can't stand being behind and you have to argue and delay a game, you just lose my respect.

The old Yankee manager would do that ALL the time. I didn't even care he was doing it for my favorite team, be a man and live with the score.

It's a game, it's supposed to be fun while trying to win!

sorry for my rant xD

Yes, yes you can!