The Random Thread and the Royal Family of Canadia, the USA, and Great Britain

[MickeyisBeast]

YAY IT'S TIED 2-2

(it should be 3-2, but noooo)

Okay, I can't stand watching baseball anymore.
I haaaaaaaate play off season, it's so nerve-racking
I'm going to go watch some nice reality television

 

[nerdylightbulb]

In my science class they say:

Blue,Green = Girls
Black,Brown,Green = Boys

My brother and dad have blue eyes XD My best friend has brown eyes and she's a girl

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Hunyak: What am doing here? They say my famous lover held down my husband while I chopped off his head. But it isn't true, I am innocent. I don't know why Uncle Sam says I did it. I tried to explain at the police station but they didn't understand me.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

Yes, yes you can!

Woohooo!
Tomorrow during Bible class, I shall bring that up to my Old testement teacher.

I will tell him I'm well-rounded when it comes to knowing people from different religions!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Velma Kelly: My sister Veronica and I had this double act, and my husband Charlie traveled around with us. Now for the last number in our act we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row: one, two, three, four, five, splits, spread-eagles, back-flips, flip-flops, one right after the other. So this one night before the show we're at the hotel Cicero, the three of us boozin, having a few laughs, and we run out of ice, so I run out to get some. I come back, open the door, and there's Veronica and Charlie doing number 17, the spread-eagle. Well, I was in such a state of shock that I completely blacked out; I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead.

 

[Mickeysgirl34]

My brother and dad have blue eyes XD My best friend has brown eyes and she's a girl

Same. Science facts fail. XD

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Woohooo!
Tomorrow during Bible class, I shall bring that up to my Old testement teacher.

I will tell him I'm well-rounded when it comes to knowing people from different religions!

He'll probably be like "oh?"

Yeah, most super-religious people don't like us Athiests. But that's okay, because we don't like them.

 

[nerdylightbulb]

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I wanna eat dinner.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Mona: I loved Al Lip****z more than I could possibly say. He was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter. But he was always trying to find himself. He'd go out every night looking for himself. And on the way, he found Ruth. Gladys. Rosemary. And Irving. I guess you could say we broke up because of artistic differences. He saw himself as alive. And I saw him dead.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Annie: I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away. So, we started living together. He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. And then I found out. "Single" he told me. Single, my ***. Not only was he married... oh, no, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know. So that night, when he came home, I fixed him his drink as usual. You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.

I hate that part of the song

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Velma Kelly: [to Roxie] You wanted advice? Well here it is... straight from me to you... keep your paws off my underwear.

(Possibly my most favourite line of any movie musical, ever)

 

[DisGirlAllie]

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[AmandaSparks730]

I hate that part of the song

Eesh. I'm sorry! I didn't know you'd be on the DIS, or I wouldn't have posted that part!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Billy Flynn: I don't mean to toot my own horn, but if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today, and he had come to me and he had five thousand dollars, let's just say things would have turned out differently.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Billy Flynn: Would you please tell the audience... err... the jury what happened?

 

[DisGirlAllie]

Eesh. I'm sorry! I didn't know you'd be on the DIS, or I wouldn't have posted that part!

It's OK. Seriously though, I just get very annoyed by that one part. I cannot even begin to tell you how many people have asked me "how many wives does your dad have?" "ONE! HE HAS ONE AND THAT IS ALL HE WILL EVER HAVE! THOSE PEOPLE AREN'T MORMONS!"

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Velma Kelly: [Rising from the stage alone] 'C'mon babe, why don't we paint the town... And all that Jazz. I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down... and all Jazz. Start the car, I know a whoopie spot... where the gin is cold and the piano's hot. It's just a noisy hall, where there's a nightly brawl... and all that Jazz.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

It's OK. Seriously though, I just get very annoyed by that one part. I cannot even begin to tell you how many people have asked me "how many wives does your dad have?" "ONE! HE HAS ONE AND THAT IS ALL HE WILL EVER HAVE! THOSE PEOPLE AREN'T MORMONS!"

They're like FUggs! (Fake Uggs)

Formans! XD.

As long as it's not like Big Love or Sister Wives. Those shows skeeve me.

 

[wdwllamadancer]

cell block tango is love.

 

[DisGirlAllie]

They're like FUggs! (Fake Uggs)

Formans! XD.

As long as it's not like Big Love or Sister Wives. Those shows skeeve me.

YES! I hate Big Love They're SO disrespectful