Maleficent13 said:
...my night was just insane and I taped it.
So, spoil it for me...I already got the jist of Lane (but...if not a bed, where? and only once the whole honeymoon??)...did Rory find out about Lor and Chris yet?
You taped your insane night?
Okay, let's see if I can remember: The opening scene showed Luke walking into an apartment building, getting on the elevator, knocking on a door, and punching Christopher in the face when he opened in. Then he turned around and got back on the elevator.
Rory told Lorelai that she was bummed that Logan didn't want her to come to England and she was also upset because they were supposed to be on their grand Asia trip this summer and she had done tons of research. So Lorelai had Sookie show her how to make sushi (kind of scarey, eh?) and recreated Asia in their living room and Rory's bedroom. My favorite was the dessert sushi and this comment, "Red hots are the wasabi of dessert sushi."
OH, Lorelai saw Luke in the street and he told her that it was no big deal that they'd broken up and she was the one who'd asked him to marry her anyway.
Lane and Zach are back from their honeymoon in Mexico. Zach found a "resort" on line--something like "Pedro's Paradise" which turned out to be a room in some guy's apartment. Pedro and his friends were always talking "in code"--also known as SPANISH.
It was about 20 miles from the beach and Zach ended up drinking the water and getting some kind of parasite that made him sick the entire time.
Lane told Rory that she could go ahead and admit the truth now--that great sex was really all one big conspiracy that women and the media perpetrate and Mrs. Kim was the only one who had told her the truth. Seems they decided to recreate the scene from "From Here to Eternity" which--let's face it, involved two bus transfers from Pedros, sand, sand, sand, and crabs and gawkers. Rory told her that she should try it in a bed--that a comforter can make a huge difference.
TJ is "helping" Luke rebuild the diner. When he found out about him and Lorelai, he invited Luke to his house for a homecooked dinner but they forgot the oven wasn't working so Luke went to the store to get the food that could be cooked on the burners. Get this--Liz and TJ were discussing string theory and the time-space continuum at dinner--pretty hysterical stuff.
During Asia night, Christopher called the house and they let the answering machine pick up so Rory does know about them and was NOT happy that Lorelai had done that. Of course, it was all about her, "Don't you care that Dad and I are finally getting along really well?" And then she stormed out to see Lane. Lane had come back from the doctor--she thought she had the same parasite as Zach but no, she's pregnant and totally freaked. She doesn't think she' knows enough to be a mom and Rory pointed out that "moms aren't perfect" and realized--hey, my mom's not perfect either.
She goes home and finds Lorelai crying on the couch and puts her arm around her.
I'm sure I left some out but that ought to catch you up for next week.
I was all caught up in the emotion of the scene--I didn't spend much time looking up her nose. NEXT WEEK, I will be, though. 
and will be watching it again
So he goes to confront Kirk and Kirks line was "Please get out of my establishment" (remember they are outside). Very funny! 
