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[Raven_the_Bird]

"My brother is tall. Even with my four inch heels on he is still inches taller than I am."

"The lady at the coffee shop referred to my cousin and I as "you ladies" which fulfilled my weekly gender confusion. My cousin guessed that she may have thought we were sisters. We do look alike but she's an actual pretty girl. If we were sisters I defnitely would have gotten the short end of the stick."

 

[LetsRiot298]

My great gramma is 101..
She broke her hip the other day and she had 1% of surviving and she survived.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"I'd just like to think of myself as just plain 'super!'" Davey

 

[WDWtraveler27]

My parents are considered old by most people so yeah maybe thats why I see it different

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

(on a meet&greet, it was almost over and they had to leave)
me: Adam, can I take a picture with you?
Adam: *looking kinda like a little kid worried about getting grounded* We should really get going, Smith is going to kill us!.. oh, what the hell *smiles for the picture*

(in an MTV show called videologia)
Davey: This is video is from the band Aphex Twin, it's a video that i never had the chance to watch becausee... because i never had the chance to watch it! *laughs* But it is the song ...Window Licker... by Square Pusher
Jade: (almost whispering) Aphex Twin
Davey: *laughs* by Aphex Twin! hahaha.. You shoud watch the Square Pusher video too, but this is by the Aphex Twin, thanks!

Hey,
How's the cd coming? i'm sure that is great. I was just wondering, red skittles or purple skittles? Nevermind.. i had too much sugar for today... Now, the real question. I heard you know how to play guitar too. How long has it been since you last played guitar?

Adam:The new album is coming on nicely, thanks. I don't really know how to play guitar but know a few chords that I strum to everyone's annoyment every time i pick one up. Definately red skittles, the purple ones are nasty. We played a game on the bus during some European tour that involved blind skittle taste testing. RJ as really good at it. So was Dave. I could always get the purple and green ones but orange and yellow were difficult.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

My parents are over 50. I hate it.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Sammy: Okay, Davey, you have one bullet and a licence to kill... who's dying?
Davey: Ronald McDonald.
Sammy: Really? You can kill anyone and you pick a clown getting paid minimum wage?
Davey: Yeah, if i kill him then they all fall.
Sammy: Welly then what if the Wendy's board takes his place? Or the King?
Davey; Line em' up!

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Quinn Allman's birthday tomorrow!

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fshhhhh!"-Davey

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

My mom'll be 50 next year.. she doesn't keep track, though.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Hunter: I have a poster of Adam on my bedroom wall
Davey: We all have posters of Adam.



Galaxy-What's your spiritual background or religion?
Davey: I'm God.
Hunter: He follows him. I'm atheist.
Galaxy - Oh my god, you don't believe Davey exists?
Hunter: No

 

[WDWtraveler27]

My mom'll be 50 next year.. she doesn't keep track, though.

My mom is 50 and my dad is 60. Don't tell them that I told you

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Davey, upon being asked what he thought about Fall Out Boy and Panic! At The Disco being branded as punk:

"Regardless of what you think of those bands, that's ridiculous. We're not punk. Black Flag is punk. The germans are punk."

Interviewer: "Wait; did you say, 'The germans are punk'?"

Davey: *laughs* "Some of them!"

 

[PigletGurl]

my parents are quite young. 48.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

interviewer- If the four of you were stranded on a desert island and you had to resort to cannibalism, who would you eat first?
Davey- Can I eat like nuts and berries and stuff?
Interviewer- It's a desert island, there aren't any nuts or berries.
Davey- Oh so it's like sand or people.
Davey- So basically you want me to eat one of my band mates, and you just expect me to answer that question?
Interviewer- Well that or one of their parts, yeah.
Davey- Probably Adam
Interviewer- Why Adam?
Davey- Well he's a drummer, so he's all lean, if you like lean meat.
Adam- Tender!
Interviewer- Well you wouldn't wanna get fat on a desert island.
Davey- Right.
Adam- I'm the other white meat!

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

My mother is turning 55 this year...ew.

 

[WDWtraveler27]

I sent a message to a mod notifying them of our adult 'guest'.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Interviewer: Isn't it weird to think your faces are on a lot of bedroom walls?
Davey: We don't think of ourselves in those terms. It may be true but it's hard to think of ourselves in those terms.
Hunter: I have a poster of Adam on my bedroom wall
Davey: We all have posters of Adam.

"My ideal girl should be smart, drug free, and hot. People say its not important, but it is...oh and she can't hate me either."-Davey

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Interviewer: All your guys stuff is all 666 and everything so whats all that about?
Hunter: Its my phone number, I didnt want to give it away
Interviewer: so do you believe in God?
Davey: I am God.
Hunter: He believes in him (pointing to jade) and I am an Atheist.
Accually I do believe in one god, I have a picture of him (takes picture out of wallet) his name is Molo, he is the god of moles.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

...Why talk about other people on the board somewhere where everyone can see it? That's always annoyed me...lol.


Davey: Yeah, they'll listen to it, and if it says something crazy, they'll say, "Oh, we can't play this. This is too much for the people to handle." There are some exceptions to the rule. There are bands like Tool, or Smashing Pumpkins. Rage Against the Machine. Nine Inch Nails. What other bands have valid things to say?
Adam: Slipknot.
Davey: Slipknot??? I don't know what the hell they're saying!
Adam: They want to take over the world.



INTERVIEWER: If you were stranded on a desert island, what one album would you want with you?
Jade: I'd build a lifeboat out of sand.
Davey: [looking confused] What?!