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[Raven_the_Bird]

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[Raven_the_Bird]

Interviewer:"On the cover of DU there are 3 rabbits. Do you like rabbits because they run so fast or because they have sex all the time?"

Davey:"It's because they're furry. For me" *looks at Hunter*

Hunter:"I like them because they run so fast. I mean they run SO fast."

Davey:"Yes they do run so fast. OK I would like to change my answer to because they run so fast."

Same interview...

Interviewer:"If not for rock musician what would have been your job?"

Davey: *points to Hunter* "He would be a TV repairman."

Hunter:" TV/VCR repairman."

Davey:"Yea TV/VCR. And I would sell the TV's and VCR's that he fixes."

Hunter:"We've got it all figured out."

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"You just want it because I touched it? That’s ****ed up." - Davey about a shoe a fan claimed when it didn't belong to them.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

(Interview about the Girls not Grey video in Norway)
Interviewer: Davey do you believe in Jesus ?
Davey : He doesn't have much part in the video .

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed he would be fine and I would be imbedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg."-Jade

"I've never listened to that band but I used to annoy my brother when we were kids by pretending I had echolalia, which is a disease that causes people to repeat everything other people say. Smith: You're stupid. Me: You're stupid. Smith: Shut up! Me: Shut up! Smith: I'm a dumb uglyhead. Me: You're a dumb uglyhead."-Jade

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

"It's the holidays. Are we all in the festive holiday spirits? Fabulous. Where's your red and green? I dressed up as a Christmas tree ornament tonight. Santa Claus presents. But you know lets not forget the true meaning of Christmas. It's very important. Away in a manger, a night much like this, there was a child born and I said...(begins LIAMST)" From KROQ Almost Acoustic Christmas.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Jade: So why do you flip off babies?
Smith: Because...if you flip off a baby you're the first person ever to flip off that human being in their entire life.
I'll flip off the whole next generation.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

“Well, I was named after Mick Jagger's daughter, Jade Jagger. How emasculating is it to be named after a girl! But I think I handled it well, it's not like I ended up wearing makeup and girl's pants.”


Interviewer: “I was wondering if you and Davey ever fought over a mirror backstage or something, and if so who won? And who has used the most makeup on one single night?”
Jade: “Actually, yes, that happens all the time. Finally, I was like, ‘That's it! It's time to settle this make-up contest once and for all, I challenge you to a make-out!’ Wrong choice of words.”


Interviewer: “Hey Jade, are the rest of the guys jealous that the entire 'Girl's Not Grey' video occurs in your crotch?”
Jade: “Hey Dave, are you jealous that the entire Girl's Not Grey video takes place in my crotch?” Davey: “No, because I'm going to take place in your crotch.” Jade: “You know, I never stopped to think that the majority of our video does indeed take place in my crotch. I must contemplate the significance of this.”

Jade: “We don't encourage our fans to send us dead things.” Davey: “Or alive things.”


Interviewer: AFI stands for A Fire Inside. What's your favorite alternate definition?
Davey: On a couple of occasions, people have maintained that it stands for A Fire Within or, like, A Forgotten Song, where they'll totally ignore the letters of the acronym. And it's nice to hear the base, derogatory stuff directed at the band -- like A *** Inside. I enjoy those. But I really like Aw, **** It.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Interviewer: Tell me something about your fake eyelashes. Davey: Fake?!
Interviewer: "Well..I mean...uh..ok". Davey: "Here, feel" Interviewer: "Oh..but..alright, seriously do you have a special person that applies those for you or do you do it by yourself?" Davey: "I actually have a very special person, he's very dear to my heart, it's me. I spend most of my time with him, he's very hard to deal with"

Kerrang : Who is the vainest person in the band? Everyone: (laughing) Davey! Davey: Probably me, but I do it on my own time. I’m vain, but punctual. Jade: He can’t walk past a mirror without checking himself out. Davey: Not a chance. I spent a lot of my childhood with my cousin sat on our washing machine, just staring into the mirror. For hours, not even adjusting hair or anything, just staring. It’s not that I like what I see, necessarily, I just have to see it all the time.

“I was once told I was a powerful wizard by a homeless person.”

“No animals were harmed in the flattening of my hair.”

Erica Palmer: How do you feel about your younger fans? I was told by a fan that because I'm a 15-year-old sXe kid, I have no business listening to AFI. Davey: That's absurd. I'M a fifteen year old sXe kid...er...just older...a lot older.

Geoff: Yeah, I run Key Lime Pie Records. So, unless people give me money, I pay for everything myself and I get nothing in return!! Davey: You get a kiss every once in a while. Geoff: Not from you!!! Davey: I try.

 

[AliceinHalloweentown]

LOL I'm watching the Good Burger movie.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

“One time I was singing along with a boy that looked like me in the crowd, and he pushed away the mic and started making out with me and accidentally bit my lip, and I had to get stitches.”

Man, I don't know a damn thing about sports, I wear make-up and nail polish, remember?

Yes I'm a lot prettier than you and you're a girl...I noticed. Pfft, do you believe this? This girl is mad at me cause I'm prettier than her and she's a girl. Don't worry honey, nobody noticed.

[On being asked if he freaked out in the theatre when he saw The Ring] Yes I did. I was by myself and there was this guy with his girlfriend and a couple of other girls next to me - and they were right next to me, so I was pretty much in his lap the whole time. Lucky for me, he was nice!

If you're gonna come up here and sing with me, don't sing the wrong words in my ear because that really ****s me up.

I don't think there's such a thing as a happy teenager.

I experienced one of my most starstruck moments at the Oasis show. Now, there are a handful of people who will get me starstruck, but generally, I'm able to handle myself because if I meet them it's at a place where I wouldn't be surprised to do so. I did not expect to see Trent Reznor in Las Vegas at this Oasis show, so when I did, I had a little episode. Needless to say I totally dorked out and fan-boyed all over the accommodating gentleman for about 4.5 seconds before letting him be free of me. He was cool. It was nifty. Bowie, you're next.

This barricade is a piece of ****. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick can build stuff.

I find drug use disrespectful, self-destructive, and weak. I want no part of it. I believe in complete respect for myself and others.

A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing makeup? Are you a ***?’ I then said 'Well, if I'm a *** for wearing makeup, you must be a **** in blue jeans'. I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she was.

Adam: I'd prefer '**** and smash the state', because when you put the two together, you get crazy violent sex. Davey: Adam likes violent sex. All you bondage babes out there, the drummer with the hair likes rough sex.

Can you turn into a kitty cat?

Random Crowd Member: I LOVE YOU DAVEY! Davey: [stops singing in the middle of
the song and smiles] Someone wants to **** me. [continues song]

Interviewer: What do you remember most about playing in Tampa 10 years ago? Davey: It was the first time we were flashed [pauses] by a female. Interviewer: How did that make you feel inside? Davey: Uncomfortable. I turned around...cried.

Mark (panasonicyouth on Buzznet): Who would win in a dance off? Davey or Jade?
Davey: (Points to Jade) Jade: I was a breakdancer. Davey: I'm a spazz. Jade: He's got his own style. It's kinda like apples and oranges. Davey: I kinda dance like snoopy.

"I've got a poster of Adam on my bedroom wall."

(Adam comes back wih headband on his head)
Hunter: did you give him that hair thing? Girl: Yes... Hunter: Bad, fan. bad!

 

[LetsRiot298]

LOL I'm watching the Good Burger movie.

Hhahhah i loved kenan and kel

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Person: So, you said you wouldn't play in jeans, but you do play in shiny pants. Are they really that much more comfortable?
Hunter: They aren't shiny.
Person: Like, wouldn't shiny pants stick to you?
Hunter: I don't wear shiny pants
Person: They've got to be really heavy and tight, right?
Hunter: Look, then I suggest you don't wear shiny pants on stage. Okay?
Person: No one wants to see me in shiny pants.
Hunter: ...

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Interviewer: Did you have any imaginary friends as a kid?
Hunter: David…Wait I think he was real…




“So Davey won World's Sexiest Vegetarian again. Whatever. I won World's Buffest Kick boxer, AGAIN. Jeez, that's gotta be like 10 times in a row now I've won that?”

“If you really want to see some Ill patty cake, you have to see Davey and I do it. And then watch us play patty cake.”

“Sorry, that was me, not Davey that made that post, I seem to have a habit of using his name to pick up girls... *cough*...”boys”...*cough cough*...

“If you want Davey to sneak you in, it'll probably be in some little make-up case or something.”

“Can't the lemons and pancakes just get along?”

The whole time we were recording, we were trying to get permission from Winona Ryder to use her ‘My whole life is a dark room’ part from Beetlejuice but we never heard from her so we said, "**** it, we'll use our own spooky dark-haired girl," and called in Davey.”

“Even when I go see one of my favorite bands, I start to get bored/tired/over it after an hour and a half. If they said, ‘Guess what! We'll be playing for 2 hours tonight!’, you'd see a Jade-shaped hole in the front door.”

“Yes, I'm a vegetarian, but not because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

I remember Adam gave me this crappy piece of binder paper with a list of all these songs for me to learn and some had checks by them, some had stars, some were underlined but I already new how to play them so I threw that damn crappy crap-*** piece of dumb binder paper in the damn garbage.”

“Oh yeah, and using different guitars for different feels in a song is definitely cool. Fender guitars lend themselves well to clean tone parts; they have a nice sparkly yet warm tone that'll make you want to pee in the sink.”

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

“We once left Hunter at a gas station in the middle of the night in Belgium or someplace like that. We had stopped at a rest stop and everyone got off the bus to buy crappy gas station food and I guess he got off the bus and was on the phone. We all came out the store and got on the bus and drove away. Twenty minutes later it was like, "Where's Hunter?" Since no one in the crew plays bass, we turned around, drove back, and he was still on the phone and didn't even know we had left. We also left Jerry, our production manager, on a ferry in Sweden some time last year”-Adam Carson

 

[WDWtraveler27]

EMENY! Are we still emenies?...

Yes! you are my emeny!!! DDDDDDDDD

 

[Mrs. Chamberlain]

He looks so hardcore in his Disney princess jacket.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Smith: How are you doing?
Davey: I’m good.
Smith: What’s Hunter looking at?
Hunter: I’m reading a magazine. I just learned how to read so this is really exciting for me.
Davey (I think): How’s it going, the magazine? Can you show me one of the words you learned?
Hunter: Um... Denis.
Smith does interesting roll out of room.
Davey shrugs: Go find him.


Jade: We are AFI. We are still AFI and this is still our titled rock show. And we’re here Van’s Warped Tour on our bus. Our lovely tour bus. Um... you might wanna... theres a parasol over there so that’s how you kinda know that it’s our tour bus.
Hunter takes parasol and gives it to Davey: Yeah you might need that right now.
Jade: And probably some vegan soup in our lovely soup maker.


Jade: Alright... Here we are AFI... Damn mother ****ing ****.
Hunter: Beep beep beep beep beep.


Anyone who steals a shoe is a poser.-Davey Havok


Don't you know that I burst into flames if I step into a church?!-Davey


Interviewer: Is it true that pink is the new black?
Jade Puget: Yes, and yellow is the new pink and slow is the new fast and mustard is the new toothpaste


Hunter during the filming of love like winter: It’s warm, warm coffie.


Interviewer: I heard it can get pretty extreme onstage. Does it get extreme backstage?
Davey: Oh yeah. We drink tea and read books!


Smith: We’re gonna ****in’ footrace to the end of the block.


Smith- I'm so tired of these mother bleepin snakes in the mother bleepin tree! Period!


Jade: I hit my head real hard right off the bat. Which was rough.
Adam: Honey, I was trying to get your attention but every time you got on the riser... I was watching each... I was watching... I saw Davey sitting there going (scared face) “Holy ****”.
Jade: you should have been like this: (Waves arms in a stop motion) “No”
Adam: I was like this: (Waves arms as if he is holding drum sticks.)


Jade: I’m warming myself in front of Mr. Heater.


Davey: It was a little treacherous out there in God called in sick today. I’d like to thank Smith Puget very much. We did a perfect exit before I totally disappeared. [into the crowd]


Davey: I like this. This is a first. You’ve seen us as South Park, you’ve seen us as the Simpsons, you’ve seen us as anime, now see us as Tiki-men. Here we are. (Holds up a picture of them as Tiki people)


"People may not know this but the fire inside is a clean burning fuel." –Jade

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Mark director of Miss Murder: Turn around, this time turn your chair too just turn your chair around. All right. Good. One more time. Turning around.
Davey (sounding really freaked): This is... awkward.


Mark: We are filming Davey picking up a black rabbit. It’s perfectly logical.


Mark: If you know your history, rabbits usually spell doom.
Goes to clip of Davey holding the rabbit and it is trying its best to get away, it crawls over his shoulder.


Smith: Hunter’s teaching me how to play Clobbering Time by Sick of it All on bass, one of the best songs ever. It goes something like this: (plays bass)
Hunter: I’m allowing him to interpret it his own way. So that he’ll develop his own style. You know.
Smith: He’s a true teacher.
Jade: So you’re saying that Smith has no style?
Hunter: No, I’m saying I’m letting him develop his own style which he has.
Smith: He’s saying I’m nothing but style.
Hunter: It’s better than to just steal someone else’s style.
Smith: Ok, I wrote this right here myself it goes: (plays bass) Ya like that?
Hunter: It sounded pretty good, here let me show you.
Smith: show me? you can’t show me. You’re not my teacher I’ve already surpassed you. Two minutes on bass and I surpassed you. How does that feel?
Hunter plays the same thing Smith made up.
Smith: That’s my version! That’s my song!
Hunter: I know it sounds good, I like it.
Smith: He just stole a song from me!!!!

 

[PigletGurl]

my bf and i are both sick (unrelated illnesses) but im more worried about him than i am me. this is horrible feeling.