The new guy's trip report++ Double Feature ++ Part 10/11 - Page 19

[All7OfUs]

With good friends and even with a bad bottle or two of wine, a great time can be had by all, anywhere, anytime, even in Idaho. "I'm just sayin is all..."

Dat true!



5 drinks??!! Lucky you found your way to ME!! Well, at least I hope you did!

The kavorka!

 

[DISNEYaddict4evr]

I'm dying to hear more, who all votes in favor that Colt has to write more! I am raising my hand as I type in case anyone is wondering how I voted.

So Colt how about it, when I like something I have to have it and in this case is I need more of the story, I mean come on we haven't even got to WDW yet... I don't think I can handle the wait, I need more information or I'm gonna scream! JK but a little more information would be nice
pretty please with sugar on top.

 

[Colt Blackwood]

The wife just reminded me I had Jack/Coke on the airplane. They didn't know what whiskey sour was.

I think you drank enough for both of us

I was good and loopy.

The male FLIGHT ATTENDANTS (just helping you out there) are always the most fun. And what happens on Delta, stay on Delta.

Flight attendants!!

I like the way you fly!!

My hubby and I are planing on get a few drinks in us before our red eye flight in November... Then the plan is to pass out and sleep the whole flight...

I didn't sleep much on the way down but did on the way home.

Colt, your wifes response about you going to the bathroom again actually made me laugh out loud! I love it!!

Shoot Jordy, I think he drank enough for all of us before he got on that plane. It's raining here, hope it's a good soaking, I think we're already caught up from the drought, but a bit extra won't hurt.

Dat true!



5 drinks??!! Lucky you found your way to ME!! Well, at least I hope you did!

The kavorka!

What is ME?

I'm dying to hear more, who all votes in favor that Colt has to write more! I am raising my hand as I type in case anyone is wondering how I voted.

So Colt how about it, when I like something I have to have it and in this case is I need more of the story, I mean come on we haven't even got to WDW yet... I don't think I can handle the wait, I need more information or I'm gonna scream! JK but a little more information would be nice
pretty please with sugar on top.

I'm hurrying!!

 

[glennbo123]

The title of this installment had me cringing at what I might read. I just didn't know what to expect. You're doing great, keep 'er coming. And don't forget those pictures.

 

[GreatBiscuit]

Another great installment. You had me cracking up. I'm with Liesa, I can't wait to see if you made it intact to Magical Express (Which is the ME she was talking about...don't worry about the acronyms. I've been on this site for a dozen years an still can't figure out half the ones I see!)

 

[All7OfUs]

Another great installment. You had me cracking up. I'm with Liesa, I can't wait to see if you made it intact to Magical Express (Which is the ME she was talking about...don't worry about the acronyms. I've been on this site for a dozen years an still can't figure out half the ones I see!)

Thanks for covering my hind end on that one GB!! I should know better than that! I think there may have been weaving involved??

 

[mousebymarriage]

Excellent report Colt, I can't wait to hear more!

 

[winkers]

As the mother of a very talkative and hyper son, God Bless You! I'm sure chatterbox's mom was thanking the airline power's that be, that you were seated next to her son.

My child, who is 16 now can and will talke to anyone about anything....basically he'll talk untill the person runs away.



What movie did you see?

 

[Millie12591]

As the mother of a very talkative and hyper son, God Bless You! I'm sure chatterbox's mom was thanking the airline power's that be, that you were seated next to her son.

My child, who is 16 now can and will talk to anyone about anything....basically he'll talk until the person runs away.



What movie did you see?

I'm sure you don't feel this way Winkers.....but I can't help myself!




Sorry Winkers, you poor thing. I'm sure he has a heart of gold though, it probably makes up for the incessant talking.

 

[reelmom]

We need pictures!!!!

 

[Millie12591]

Dat true!



5 drinks??!! Lucky you found your way to ME!! Well, at least I hope you did!

The kavorka!

I must have missed something.....what is kavorka?

Pictures please!!!

 

[Must C Mickey]

My child, who is 16 now can and will talk to anyone about anything....basically he'll talk untill the person runs away.

OMG Winkers as I read this the mental image of someone running away mid sentence made me die laughing. too funny!

 

[A's Princess]

I'm in and hoping Colt writes more soon! Loving your TR!

 

[WendyO]

As the mother of a very talkative and hyper son, God Bless You! I'm sure chatterbox's mom was thanking the airline power's that be, that you were seated next to her son.

My child, who is 16 now can and will talke to anyone about anything....basically he'll talk untill the person runs away.

Cherie - sounds like Erin!!! She'll talk your ear off if you let her. I felt for the people sitting captive next to her on the plane... I could see them continually look over at her b/c she kept talking to them (I was behind her and DH) and I just know the guy was wishing he could leap out the window.

Hee hee hee. But she means well, really. I think.

Can't wait for more stories Colt!!! Keep 'em coming!

 

[Colt Blackwood]

The title of this installment had me cringing at what I might read. I just didn't know what to expect. You're doing great, keep 'er coming. And don't forget those pictures.

Another great installment. You had me cracking up. I'm with Liesa, I can't wait to see if you made it intact to Magical Express (Which is the ME she was talking about...don't worry about the acronyms. I've been on this site for a dozen years an still can't figure out half the ones I see!)

We rented a car. The wife drove. I'm not good in the big city plus I had a lot to drink.

Thanks for covering my hind end on that one GB!! I should know better than that! I think there may have been weaving involved??

Excellent report Colt, I can't wait to hear more!

Thank you.

As the mother of a very talkative and hyper son, God Bless You! I'm sure chatterbox's mom was thanking the airline power's that be, that you were seated next to her son.

My child, who is 16 now can and will talke to anyone about anything....basically he'll talk untill the person runs away.



What movie did you see?

Hehe. he ran me off for sure. But continued on when I got back to teh seats. He turned his intrest from Baseball to my cowboy hat.

I must have missed something.....what is kavorka?

Pictures please!!!

My wife is a huge Seinfeld fan. Whenever we go out to dinner or something and she thinks someone is flirting with me, she say's I've got the kavorka. I think you have to watch the episode to understand it.

I'm in and hoping Colt writes more soon! Loving your TR!

I've been writing ever day.

Cherie - sounds like Erin!!! She'll talk your ear off if you let her. I felt for the people sitting captive next to her on the plane... I could see them continually look over at her b/c she kept talking to them (I was behind her and DH) and I just know the guy was wishing he could leap out the window.

Hee hee hee. But she means well, really. I think.

Can't wait for more stories Colt!!! Keep 'em coming!

Will do!

 

[kmpprg]

Hi Colt, great story as always. My boyfriend wears a black cowboy hat-has for over 20 years, and people always call him cowboy(especially kids). The guy "stewardess" calling you cowboy is very funny. I cannot wait until you get to Disney. It should make for some interesting tales.

 

[LuvindisCruiser]

Still enjoying the report, and you haven't even gotten to Disneyworld yet !
I can't wait to read more ...............

 

[All7OfUs]

I must have missed something.....what is kavorka?

Pictures please!!!

Explanation below...

The wife looked across the aisle and smiled, then returned to her book. What can I say, I got the kavorka.


The dude stewardess showed up and said “how bout another drink there cowboy”? He was a touch friendly for my taste, but what the heck… I was on vacation.

I had heard this word in the past- and love it!! It's very useful!! Here's a good defnition...

(Pronounced Kah-vor-kah) The Kavorka is a word which originated from the Latvian Orthodox. It means "the lure of the animal". It is described as a curse, making someone irresistible to anyone of the opposite sex, even attractive to the same sex, as people will be naturally drawn to you. It's a heavy responsibility to have to be imposed with everyone's lusty wants, hence, it's consideration as a curse. People will want to be with you, be like you, be you.

The male FLIGHT ATTENDANTS (just helping you out there) are always the most fun. And what happens on Delta, stay on Delta.

Colt, I was referring to using an acronym that not everybody might know.

AS for weaving... HA!! All I know, is that I'd have needed a wheelchair to get
heft me to the bus or car, or anywhere else!

 

[disneyaddicted]

I started reading this TR and with each paragraph I was like "Really!? I mean REALLY?!" Then I realized this is no joke, you're just a cowboy keepin it real and you are fuunnaaaay. I love this report. Can't wait for more.

just a question here though, the peyote buttons being a hallucinogen and all, didn't it make flying a little more wierd? Did you look out the window and see flying monkeys?

Ty[/Bl

 

[glennbo123]

(Pronounced Kah-vor-kah) The Kavorka is a word which originated from the Latvian Orthodox. It means "the lure of the animal". It is described as a curse, making someone irresistible to anyone of the opposite sex, even attractive to the same sex, as people will be naturally drawn to you. It's a heavy responsibility to have to be imposed with everyone's lusty wants, hence, it's consideration as a curse. People will want to be with you, be like you, be you.

In the Seinfeld episode Colt Blackwood mentioned there was a Latvian Orthodox nun who had to drop out of the sect because she got a glimpse of Kramer, and he had the kavorka. They did mention "the lure of the animal". It was a great episode.