The new guy's trip report++ Double Feature ++ Part 10/11 - Page 19

[All7OfUs]

In the Seinfeld episode Colt Blackwood mentioned there was a Latvian Orthodox nun who had to drop out of the sect because she got a glimpse of Kramer, and he had the kavorka. They did mention "the lure of the animal". It was a great episode.

I'm sure it was a riot!! I haven't seen too many episodes, but the ones I have seen have split my gut! Kramer is toooooooo fuh-nee!!

 

[addictedtothemouse]

I must say that I have one of those children that will talk your ear off. We thought that her younger sister was having problems with speach because she wasn't talking, until DD started kindergarten and then the younger one started talking. My younger DD just didn't get a chance to talk it wasn't that she couldn't!

 

[MEK]

This TR keeps getting better and better. I don't know when you are going to get to Disney World, and I don't care cause your plane ride is a hoot.....locked in bathrooms, whiskey sours, and a 9 yr old who knows every baseball statistic ever recorded....oh yeah - and the wife's "look". Keep it real! This TR is great.

 

[joy13]

Colt - your wife and I would get along very well - I love Seinfeld too! I think the definition All7ofus had came straight from the show - that's just how they described it!

 

[Millie12591]

Thank you for clearing that up for me Leisa, Colt and Glennbo. :

Where's Colt tonight?~

 

[All7OfUs]

Thank you for clearing that up for me Leisa, Colt and Glennbo. :

Where's Colt tonight?~

You're ever so welcome!

I was wondering the same thing.

 

[burly]

Colt?

 

[JLR]

Keep it coming! I also am dying to see some photos.......

 

[Colt Blackwood]

Hi Colt, great story as always. My boyfriend wears a black cowboy hat-has for over 20 years, and people always call him cowboy(especially kids). The guy "stewardess" calling you cowboy is very funny. I cannot wait until you get to Disney. It should make for some interesting tales.

heck, i may never get there at this rate!

Still enjoying the report, and you haven't even gotten to Disneyworld yet !
I can't wait to read more ...............

Explanation below...



I had heard this word in the past- and love it!! It's very useful!! Here's a good defnition...

(Pronounced Kah-vor-kah) The Kavorka is a word which originated from the Latvian Orthodox. It means "the lure of the animal". It is described as a curse, making someone irresistible to anyone of the opposite sex, even attractive to the same sex, as people will be naturally drawn to you. It's a heavy responsibility to have to be imposed with everyone's lusty wants, hence, it's consideration as a curse. People will want to be with you, be like you, be you.






Colt, I was referring to using an acronym that not everybody might know.

AS for weaving... HA!! All I know, is that I'd have needed a wheelchair to get
heft me to the bus or car, or anywhere else!

I started reading this TR and with each paragraph I was like "Really!? I mean REALLY?!" Then I realized this is no joke, you're just a cowboy keepin it real and you are fuunnaaaay. I love this report. Can't wait for more.

just a question here though, the peyote buttons being a hallucinogen and all, didn't it make flying a little more wierd? Did you look out the window and see flying monkeys?

Ty[/Bl

No windows on the airplane I was on. Just kinda relaxed me.

In the Seinfeld episode Colt Blackwood mentioned there was a Latvian Orthodox nun who had to drop out of the sect because she got a glimpse of Kramer, and he had the kavorka. They did mention "the lure of the animal". It was a great episode.

I'm sure it was a riot!! I haven't seen too many episodes, but the ones I have seen have split my gut! Kramer is toooooooo fuh-nee!!

They are funny. The wife makes me watch it every once in a while. There's like 20 episodes per night on cable.

 

[Colt Blackwood]

I must say that I have one of those children that will talk your ear off. We thought that her younger sister was having problems with speach because she wasn't talking, until DD started kindergarten and then the younger one started talking. My younger DD just didn't get a chance to talk it wasn't that she couldn't!

This TR keeps getting better and better. I don't know when you are going to get to Disney World, and I don't care cause your plane ride is a hoot.....locked in bathrooms, whiskey sours, and a 9 yr old who knows every baseball statistic ever recorded....oh yeah - and the wife's "look". Keep it real! This TR is great.

Colt - your wife and I would get along very well - I love Seinfeld too! I think the definition All7ofus had came straight from the show - that's just how they described it!

Yeah, she's always telling me I got the kavorka.

Thank you for clearing that up for me Leisa, Colt and Glennbo. :

Where's Colt tonight?~

I'm here! Was on the road yesterday in E. OR.

You're ever so welcome!

I was wondering the same thing.

Colt?

Keep it coming! I also am dying to see some photos.......

still nervous about that... this being the internet and all.

 

[Colt Blackwood]

I was pretty well liquored up upon landing. Now mind you, it was 6 hours from the time of my first drink to the time of the last one. I averaged one per hour, but still, I was feeling it.

This meant, the wife was driving. Good thing too. I ain’t much for big city driving. I think it was pretty much her intention to drive anyway, but knowing I’d had a couple too many on the flight gave her good reason to nag me a little.

“For crying out loud Colt, what kind of example was that for your daughters”?

We rented from some outfit that wasn’t located at the airport. The wife had found the place and claimed to have saved over $75 for the week. Actually, she planned the entire vacation. I’m just along for the ride.

The car we ended up with was one of them new fangled Toyota cars. Seemed like a good car to me. Didn’t fit what the wife wanted though. She heard these Toyotas were an accident waitin to happen, so she gave the manager a piece of her mind about them trying to kill us all and especially her beautiful twin daughters.

We ended up in a Ford of some sort and off we went. I was the navigator. She handed me a bunch of computer print outs that would give step by step instructions all the way to our hotel. Even came with a little map printed out too.

I got all discombobulated and we ended up at a filling station asking directions. When I came out and tried to explain the directions, I received the furrowed brow look and off she went inside to get the directions once again. Apparently I didn’t explain it to well.

When she came out I was in the process of toppin her off. “Colt, we’ve been driving for 30 minutes, do you really think we need more fuel”? I didn’t know how far we was going and it’s always good to keep them cars fueled up when you were lost.

Fifteen minutes later we were driving through the front gate and then we seemed to drive another 15 minutes before we got to our hotel. This place was huge!! The highlight of the drive was the dead armadillo on the road. I’d never seen one in person before. I made a fuss over it but nobody else seemed to care. Made me wonder though, what’s an armadillo doing in swamp country?

Disney even had their own signs which I thought were much nicer than the standard signs you see on US Interstates. Even the roads seemed to be in better condition.

The gate guard let us in, we gave the car to the valet people and we went inside and checked in. A bunch of eager beavers ran over to the car when we pulled in and grabbed our luggage and seemed to know exactly what to do with it. I’m not even sure we gave them our names!

A little golf cart took us to our room and once the eager beaver had humped all our luggage up, the wife barked at me to give him some money. I handed him a $10 and asked if that was good enough. He smiled and out the door he went. I guess it was plenty.

I went out on the balcony while the wife set up the nest. Out of nowhere a monorail come shooting through the palm trees and past our balcony. It was so quiet! I could see the faces of those inside. They all seemed happy.

 

[addictedtothemouse]

Did you stay at the Polynesian? I hope so because that means that we won't have to drag our luggage to the room when we get there.
I love when we see the gate of WDW. I "know" I'm on vacation then.

 

[topdog]

Hi Colt. I don't have time to post often but this TR is too good to pass up. The way how you tell your tale is exactly how I would envision if my relatives from North Carolina is doing a TR.

The "Clam-mobile" thing had me on the floor.

I am dying to see some pictures.

Great job!!

 

[winkers]

I'm not sure if assigning the roll of navigator to some who is slightly enibreated was a good idea...

I saw my first and only live armadillo at disney world too....I always thought they lived in the desert.

 

[Mickey_Mom]

I'm not sure if assigning the roll of navigator to some who is slightly enibreated was a good idea...

That was my first thought too. Wondered if we were going to be branching off into a mini TR to find your way back.

 

[DISNEYaddict4evr]

can't say I have ever seen one either, I had no idea they had them in FL as to check in where are you guys staying, you didn't tell us, if you can see the monorail out your balcony I'm guessing the Poly or Contemp.

 

[kwitcherkicken99]

The highlight of the drive was the dead armadillo on the road. I’d never seen one in person before. I made a fuss over it but nobody else seemed to care. Made me wonder though, what’s an armadillo doing in swamp country?

can't say I have ever seen one either, I had no idea they had them in FL

It's official, my DH ISN'T crazy! He swore he saw an armadillo last spring and I honestly didn't believe him! I thought the exact same thing Colt... what in the WORLD is an armadillo doing in FL??

 

[All7OfUs]

The armadillos were the highlight of my stay at the Fort in 2008. They are soooooooooooooooooooo flippin' cool!!!

After reading last week's episode, I was wondering how you navigated to the rental car desk. Then she handed YOU the maps?? This is too funny!

Must be the Poly, right?

 

[Junick]

Can someone please tell me how to suscribe to this thread? I can't stop laughing! If I didn't know better I would think this was my husband posting cuz I sure sound like the furrowed browed wife.

 

[carrieannie]

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