The most annoying thing one can do at work...

[Jolie C]

Originally posted by Bob Slydell
Then again, I guess we've progressed from everyone thinking I AM MB!

You mean you're not???

 

[Bob Slydell]

Originally posted by monkeyboy
Bob drop off those files when you are getting coffee will ya

Yeah, yeah, yeah -- just stop CALLING!!!!

 

[CindysGusGus]

Originally posted by arminnie
Ever have any one who clipped their TOENAILS at work? Years ago we had a guy (corporate lawyer) who would take his shoes off, clip his nails and pick at this toes!!!!!! Twenty years later that is still the grossest thing I've come across.

EEEWWWW!!!

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by Bob Slydell
Yeah, yeah, yeah -- just stop CALLING!!!!

 

[stinkerbelle]

Originally posted by oogieboogie
clip...clip...clip...

munch, spit, munch, spit...

snerk... blaarp... snerk...

ring...ring... HELLO... YEAH, LET ME PUT YOU ON SPEAKERPHONE! HELLO, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???

omg

:jumps up waving hands:

see me? I'm in the back - by the window! We MUST work in the same office.

Sunflower seed guy finally stopped...but now he's eating CHIPS! The man has been eating ALL day.

I'm liking the marshmallow idea more and more.

 

[Blueberry]

We had one lady here at work who during Lent brought her stinky fish dish every friday and microwaved the dang thing for about five minutes...She stunk out the whole office and two pregnant girls had to leave the last day she brought it, it was like she was cooking fish washed up dead from some river it stunk so badily..She got talked to by management and is certian they are picking on her...as THEY ARE NOT EATING IT..she is so she said......but we all had to smell it....

Girl next to me chews ice each day during the afternoon....


Worst one is Miss Blab I call her..she sits over in next cube section but everyone anywhere near her can hear every word she says as she is so so loud either on the phone or just talking..How many times I have been on an important call and heard her say....I THINK PINK LOOKS PRETTIER ON YOU THAN GREEN.or something else non important.:

 

[ead79]

At my new job I also work in a "cube farm" (I like that term, LOL!), so I have some annoyances to share.

--This guy who is new (just got his MBA) and thinks he knows it all. To make matters worse, he talks about EVERYTHING like it is of the utmost importance. I mean it's actually funny how serious he makes everything sound. I think one day I will overhear him (his cube is right by mine, ugh!) having a deep conversation with someone about how jelly is really the perfect complement to peanut butter. Of course all this deepness is meant to impress the higher-ups and the rest of us peons with the depth of his knowledge.

--Loudly sighing every 5 minutes. Just grates on my nerves.

 

[wishuponastarforever]

It dawned on me - I might be that annoying person at work today. I've been laughing for hours at the funny people on the Dis - Heck I don't mind being annoying - I won't give up the Dis.

 

[onecoolmama]

People that DIS all day long!


I am just teasing!

 

[kild]

Originally posted by onecoolmama
I am just teasing!

There you go again.

 

[Pete's Mom]

Originally posted by Bob Slydell
Yeah, yeah, yeah -- just stop CALLING!!!!

This thread made me think of Office Space for some reason and then your user name just "clicked"!

Are you a big Michael Bolton fan too?

 

[Bob Slydell]

Originally posted by Pete's Mom
This thread made me think of Office Space for some reason and then your user name just "clicked"!

Are you a big Michael Bolton fan too?

For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

 

[cynsaun]

Originally posted by kild
There you go again.

I would never tease you, Kild!

 

[onecoolmama]

Originally posted by kild
There you go again.

Are you suggesting that I am a tease? I told you all before I NEVER break my promises!

 

[luvwinnie]

I vote for going out to lunch and getting drunk almost every day.

 

[onecoolmama]

Originally posted by luvwinnie
I vote for going out to lunch and getting drunk almost every day.

I actually had people that would show up drunk in the morning! It was really bad! And those people STINK!

 

[luvwinnie]

and this person is our boss!

 

[disneyeveryyear]

We had a woman who would unroll the rest of the toilet paper when there was still about 40 sheets left. She would wad it up and place in on top of the new roll she installed.

At least she installed a new roll, but who wants to use toilet paper that someone else has touched? Maybe it's just me, but YUCK! I would throw it all away and use off the new roll.

 

[msdznyduck]

Just because the copy machine is behind my desk, everyone thinks it is MY job to un-jam it, fill it, call the repair guy, etc. (Like I have nothing better to do!) Or expect me to know how to fix it.......I posted the repair phone # above it, and tell them that they need to call him themself, since they know what is wrong with it.......not me.

 

[poohbear1029]

My Cube neighbor recently moved...thank GOD!!!

Everyday it was SLURP SLURP SLURP on the apple...and then at 12:50 he would call his wife and talk baby talk...."I wuv ewe! " every stinking day!

BLECK! There are only 2 feet between my head and yours! My head would have exploded if I had to listen to that dribble anymore!!!