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[Disneyolic]

Dawn you are my newest and bestest friend on the DIS because you are so gosh darn funny. Can you please give me Dawn lessons? If I weren't a Californiion, I'd be Canuckdom!!

Boooo Yaaaaa!!!!!

Oh Goodness! Do we have imposter #3????

 

[Montana Diznee Fan]

Hullo there. I've heard thru the grapevine that this was the most funny trip report in the history of the dis. Dat true?

 

[OhMari]

Hullo there. I've heard thru the grapevine that this was the most funny trip report in the history of the dis. Dat true?

I know who this stalker is.

Let's get a post in here about your trip to WDW...............please!!!!

 

[jcc0621]

Ok, ok, enough with the number 4 talk. I like Goof's idea best -to ship them on to another Dis'er, but the big problem with that is they'd never make it past the postal inspection system. My dad was a postal employee for a hundred years or so-trust me-you can't send hazardous materials through the mail.

So that's it-we're going with number 1 people! Number 1. Number 1. Number 1. Final answer-number 1. I forgot -what was number one? Taking them on the next trip? That one!! Whatever number it is.

I'll take this moment to tell ya a little story about Buzz and me and our antics. Got up one morning and staggered into the bathroom. Buzz was standing behind the door, naked, , waiting to get in the shower and he was holding his underwear in his hand. He flung them at me and they connected with my leg. Not a very good shot, really.

So I picked them up with my toes (my toes are very bendable), flung them back at Buzz and hit him right square in the mouth with his stinky drawers! Now that was a good shot!!

I made this clown a few months ago and Buzz is afraid of clowns. So I put KoKo in his car, in his side of the bed, in the closet, at his desk. Wherever I thought he'd see it. Terrorizing Buzz is fun!

You go girl

Ooohhh... I hate that stupid clown.

Poooor baby.......................

That is awesome DM

I know who this stalker is.

Let's get a post in here about your trip to WDW...............please!!!!

Give him/her up please..................................

Hey Buzz, yeah what she said

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

I know who this stalker is.

Let's get a post in here about your trip to WDW...............please!!!!

Hey!

None of these people are BUZZ!! Please, check the IP addresses.

It's not fair that poo, poo Buzz take the blame for the anitcs of a few bad Canadians.

Now, I have a trippy post and it will be up by morning.

In the meantime, I have a comment:

How come when I go to try to create another account, it wont let me? Everyone else is doing it.

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Hullo there. I've heard thru the grapevine that this was the most funny trip report in the history of the dis. Dat true?

One more thing:

I'm sorry but this HAS to be Goof. There's no way blue or DM are THAT funny!

 

[jcc0621]

Hey!

None of these people are BUZZ!! Please, check the IP addresses.

It's not fair that poo, poo Buzz take the blame for the anitcs of a few bad Canadians.

Now, I have a trippy post and it will be up by morning.

In the meantime, I have a comment:

How come when I go to try to create another account, it wont let me? Everyone else is doing it.

Me thinks you doth protest too much

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Me thinks you doth protest too much

No way man. That typing has a Canadian dialect to it. It's definately NORTH of the border.


Did we ever decide what to do with the Stretchys? I only ask because of the strange odor and gasses seeping underneath the door to my closet.

 

[blue_river]

Did we ever decide what to do with the Stretchys? I only ask because of the strange odor and gasses seeping underneath the door to my closet.

Yes!!!

I put it to a vote here at home.

Goofy: votes for #4 (wants mother to get another pin)
JoJo: votes for #4 also (same reason)
Grumpy: votes for #4 regardless of receiving pin

So...............I guess I'm going with #4!!!!

Sorry Linnie.

You're still my bestest DIS friend

When do I get my pin?????????????????



ETA: We all think you should still keep the shorts after #4!!

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Yes!!!

I put it to a vote here at home.

Goofy: votes for #4 (wants mother to get another pin)
JoJo: votes for #4 also (same reason)
Grumpy: votes for #4 regardless of receiving pin

So...............I guess I'm going with #4!!!!

Sorry Linnie.

You're still my bestest DIS friend

When do I get my pin?????????????????



ETA: We all think you should still keep the shorts after #4!!

You get the pin!!

Now all I need is broom handle and a camera... :

 

[blue_river]

I made this clown a few months ago and Buzz is afraid of clowns. So I put KoKo in his car, in his side of the bed, in the closet, at his desk. Wherever I thought he'd see it. Terrorizing Buzz is fun!

I can see how terrorizing Buzz would be fun

 

[blue_river]

This is good stuff

 

[blue_river]

It's not fair that poo, poo Buzz take the blame for the anitcs of a few bad Canadians.

HEY!!

Who you calling a bad Canadian?

How come when I go to try to create another account, it wont let me? Everyone else is doing it.

I have no idea. Never tried it

I don't like getting in trouble

 

[blue_river]

You get the pin!!

YAHOOTY!!!!!​

 

[KERdad06]

So, here are the options:

1. Wash 'em & wear 'em on the next trip... no matter what the condition!

2. Bury them with full ceremonial honors.

3. Wad 'em up, dirty and all, and stuff them under the dresser.

4. Dangle them on the end of a broomstick and chace LtP around the house with it.

Hey Buzz- I'm a long time lurker of the Man Reports, and it looks like I'm putting in a late vote, but this just cracked me up.

Since DW and I have been married almost 14 years, I have no choice but to vote for #4. I see no other options!

 

[SunKat]

I know who this stalker is.

Let's get a post in here about your trip to WDW...............please!!!!

Yeah, what she said! Nah, nah, you guys are all gunna get in trouble again.



I'm still catching up here.....is the voting still going on? Is there a trippie installment somewhere up ahead? Right, back to reading now.........

 

[GeminiAngel]

Welcome. Stick around, it's about to take a crazy turn.

Thanks for the free beers beckanoah.

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Ok, so last night, I walked in my closet to change into work out clothes. I was gunna hit the treadmill and watch WEEDS on the DVR.

The first thing I spot are the Stretchy Shorts. They're on the shelf, covered in a condiment armor, and beginning to emit a powerful odor.

No, they STILL haven't been washed.

It's been cold in Montana so I've been wearing sweat pants when I get home from work instead of my beloved stretchies.

Howerver, when I exercise, I prefer to wear shorts.

Now, I know what you're asking yourself right now: Why, OH WHY, haven't they washed the stretchy shorts yet?

The answer is simple. I wanted to get an "After" shot of the shorts prior to washing them. As of this writing, that hasn't happened.

Note to self, take picture of stretchy shorts.

What I really wanted to do was fry them up in the fry daddy. That was shot down quicker than a MiG over the White House.

We all know they won't burn. Does ketchup burn? How about mayo? I don't think so.

So question is, after I take the photo, what do we do with them.

Then it hit me. Let's let the DIS decide!

Aren't I brilliant!!...???

So, here are the options:

1. Wash 'em & wear 'em on the next trip... no matter what the condition!

2. Bury them with full ceremonial honors.

3. Wad 'em up, dirty and all, and stuff them under the dresser.

4. Dangle them on the end of a broomstick and chace LtP around the house with it.



Ok gang. It's all up to you!

Wow! I'm late today comming in on page 84. I say #4 followed by a #1

 

[GeminiAngel]

Me too Buzz, I hate those creepy clowns!

You and Linnie are too funny! Now I got some great new ideas for tormenting my already abused husband. Thanks.

 

[carrieannie]

How on earth did you do that? thats so cool!

 

[carrieannie]

O.K so I go to work at the packy tonite and come home to Buzz in trouble again!! Does he need supervision from a clown?
Funny underwear story Linnie! I feel for you sometimes,
I think Blues vote should be vetoed! BRIBED BY PIN!