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[DptyDogg]

I think #4 goes very well with any of the other three options, you know like a pre-requisite.


You obviously have to keep them so I'm going with #1 but the stick thing would work before hand. There are many other options as well;

1. under her pillow
2. on her towel bar

I've got lots of good ideas, ask my wife.

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

#4 is making a run! I love it. It's down to #1 or #4.

Poor Lin... She's at parent/teacher conferences plus my mom is coming in to town so she has no idea what's going on today.

I know LG would vote #4.

 

[dismorgh]

Welcome. Stick around, it's about to take a crazy turn.

So, here are the options:

1. Wash 'em & wear 'em on the next trip... no matter what the condition!

2. Bury them with full ceremonial honors.

3. Wad 'em up, dirty and all, and stuff them under the dresser.

4. Dangle them on the end of a broomstick and chace LtP around the house with it.



Ok gang. It's all up to you!

I vote for #1. You get more use out of 'em that way.

 

[UtahMama]

I'll save your wife (shaaaaaame on you husbands!)

10 votes for #1

Are said shorts standing on their own yet?

You are sick and wrong and funnier than helk.

WHAT is GMAT? For reals.

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike... unfortunately, it was coming from blue.


Ok, ok. blue_river is the impartial jurist. She will tally the votes and make the final decision.


Go #4 blue... there's a pin in it for you

 

[jcc0621]

Go #4 blue... there's a pin in it for you

I AM SHOCKED.....Bribing a Judge..Shame, shame, shame

 

[FauntleroyFAN07]

Go #4 blue... there's a pin in it for you

I want a pin, what kind are you offering...

If anyone on this thread has the mom or girl from increbles, I would be willing to trade...my DW loves them, and I am trying to get them for her for Christmas.


Ive got some really good chip and dale ones from the hidden mickey food collection.

 

[blue_river]

GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike... unfortunately, it was coming from blue.


Ok, ok. blue_river is the impartial jurist. She will tally the votes and make the final decision.


Go #4 blue... there's a pin in it for you

Oh No!

This is a really tough decision for me



I need to think on it.

Can I give you my answer tonight?

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Can I give you my answer tonight?

No problem sweetie.

 

[Disneyolic]

That's it! I'm the new judge.

I still like my Ebay idea.

 

[Linnie The Pooh]

Ok, ok, enough with the number 4 talk. I like Goof's idea best -to ship them on to another Dis'er, but the big problem with that is they'd never make it past the postal inspection system. My dad was a postal employee for a hundred years or so-trust me-you can't send hazardous materials through the mail.

So that's it-we're going with number 1 people! Number 1. Number 1. Number 1. Final answer-number 1. I forgot -what was number one? Taking them on the next trip? That one!! Whatever number it is.

I'll take this moment to tell ya a little story about Buzz and me and our antics. Got up one morning and staggered into the bathroom. Buzz was standing behind the door, naked, , waiting to get in the shower and he was holding his underwear in his hand. He flung them at me and they connected with my leg. Not a very good shot, really.

So I picked them up with my toes (my toes are very bendable), flung them back at Buzz and hit him right square in the mouth with his stinky drawers! Now that was a good shot!!

I made this clown a few months ago and Buzz is afraid of clowns. So I put KoKo in his car, in his side of the bed, in the closet, at his desk. Wherever I thought he'd see it. Terrorizing Buzz is fun!

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Ooohhh... I hate that stupid clown.

 

[lisalonglash]

Ok, ok, enough with the number 4 talk. I like Goof's idea best -to ship them on to another Dis'er, but the big problem with that is they'd never make it past the postal inspection system. My dad was a postal employee for a hundred years or so-trust me-you can't send hazardous materials through the mail.

So that's it-we're going with number 1 people! Number 1. Number 1. Number 1. Final answer-number 1. I forgot -what was number one? Taking them on the next trip? That one!! Whatever number it is.

I'll take this moment to tell ya a little story about Buzz and me and our antics. Got up one morning and staggered into the bathroom. Buzz was standing behind the door, naked, , waiting to get in the shower and he was holding his underwear in his hand. He flung them at me and they connected with my leg. Not a very good shot, really.

So I picked them up with my toes (my toes are very bendable), flung them back at Buzz and hit him right square in the mouth with his stinky drawers! Now that was a good shot!!

I made this clown a few months ago and Buzz is afraid of clowns. So I put KoKo in his car, in his side of the bed, in the closet, at his desk. Wherever I thought he'd see it. Terrorizing Buzz is fun!

Oh yeah, you go girl! A face-full of stinky shorts sounds like an appropriate consequence to me LOL

So, he's afraid of clowns, is he? I hear that's a very common fear How many can fit in a VW bug anyway?

 

[UtahMama]

Ewwwww! that is the funniest thing I've ever heard...both stories. Now, must go google freaky clown images, to have on hand.
WHY are people afraid of clowns? Childhood trauma? IT?

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Ewwwww! that is the funniest thing I've ever heard...both stories. Now, must go google freaky clown images, to have on hand.
WHY are people afraid of clowns? Childhood trauma? IT?

It's not people dressed like clowns... I don't care about them.

It's creepy evil clowns that are stuffed, or photos, on TV, or in a magazine.

That Clown Bed Bart had to sleep on in the Simpsons was too much for me. Had to turn off the tv.

 

[Disneyolic]

 

[manntra]

Thank you so much for keeping me entertained at work these past few days as I have done not much during the day but read your whole TR! From the rubby (had one too---my coldy blanket ), to the Snoopy nose, the chicken fetus (just plain gross!!), the stretchy shorts (#1 Buzz)-----not you are #1 Buzz but choice #1--- and on and on....Happy to be here!

 

[TheDISneyFamily]

You are awesome, DM!

 

[Blue Riverine]

if you sent your shorts up to the great white north then i could use them as bait and i betcha i could catch me some mitey fine fish when i go ice fishing this weekend.

 

[goofster577]

Dawn you are my newest and bestest friend on the DIS because you are so gosh darn funny. Can you please give me Dawn lessons? If I weren't a Californiion, I'd be Canuckdom!!

Boooo Yaaaaa!!!!!