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[Montana Disney Fan]

Thanks, I thought I was alone in this!

Nope... There's two of you.

 

[beckanoah]

Gee thanks buzz!

And ya didn't even thank me for the free beers the other day!

 

[blue_river]

I like limes! They go good in Corona. Oops, I mean they go gud in Corona.

It's the only beer I'll drink

Oh please Buzz. You don't drive at a reasonable speed. You're a geezer ebeneezer!!

I dunno about that....I saw the pic of the speedometer in your last TR - just sayin'

 

[dismorgh]

I think there should be a villains character meal...yes?

That would be great! Sign us up!

 

[Disneyolic]

Jo and I are true LIMEYS!!

I like limes! They go good in Corona. Oops, I mean they go gud in Corona.

Hey Linnie! Limes are much better in Margaritas!

Ooh ... and key lime pie ~ my most favourite pie EVAH!!

If you're old enough to have a job, you're old enough to not burn popcorn? There's a story about Buzz-he literally started a fire in our microwave when he tried to make popcorn a few years ago. We had to throw the microwave out and it was fairly new. He totally ruined it.

This past year I've burnt a bunch of bags of popcorn. I blame the Pop Smart for it. I even called them. I had such a low setting on the microwave and it was still burning through and leaving tons of unpopped kernels. They sent me $10 . I buy Orville now.

Uh, anyone notice, Goofster and Blue Riverine have both been absent lately??? Yeah, I think I got this mystery solved!

True ... very true!

It would not include me (unfortuntly) at 3.03 a gallon for gas I can barley afford to drive down the street! nevermind WDW!

$3.03 for gas? That's it???? It's up to $3.20+ here in NY. I did get it "cheap" at BJs Wholesale for $3.16.

 

[Phibbles]

Just wanted to say, I love this thread. You people are so CRAZY!

 

[Goofster57]

Uh, anyone notice, Goofster and Blue Riverine have both been absent lately??? Yeah, I think I got this mystery solved!

Interesting note on the missing parties.

True ... very true!

I am a very patient man….the truth will come out eventually….it always does…..some one will slip up.....

And when they do Ladies I will accept nothing less then a well deserved apology while you’re kissing my Tootsies and then there after you will need to address me as your “Greatness”…it may involve some peeled grape feeding also……



ETA: You will be glad to know that I don't have any Mutant toes like someone else we know

 

[ILMICKEY]

Just wanted to say, I love this thread. You people are so CRAZY!

Hey now!!

 

[Goofster57]

Hey now!!

You don't really think we could get away with denying it do you

 

[ILMICKEY]

You don't really think we could get away with denying it do you

I truly believe some of us can!!

 

[Montana Disney Fan]

Just wanted to say, I love this thread. You people are so CRAZY!

Welcome. Stick around, it's about to take a crazy turn.

Thanks for the free beers beckanoah.

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Ok, so last night, I walked in my closet to change into work out clothes. I was gunna hit the treadmill and watch WEEDS on the DVR.

The first thing I spot are the Stretchy Shorts. They're on the shelf, covered in a condiment armor, and beginning to emit a powerful odor.

No, they STILL haven't been washed.

It's been cold in Montana so I've been wearing sweat pants when I get home from work instead of my beloved stretchies.

Howerver, when I exercise, I prefer to wear shorts.

Now, I know what you're asking yourself right now: Why, OH WHY, haven't they washed the stretchy shorts yet?

The answer is simple. I wanted to get an "After" shot of the shorts prior to washing them. As of this writing, that hasn't happened.

Note to self, take picture of stretchy shorts.

What I really wanted to do was fry them up in the fry daddy. That was shot down quicker than a MiG over the White House.

We all know they won't burn. Does ketchup burn? How about mayo? I don't think so.

So question is, after I take the photo, what do we do with them.

Then it hit me. Let's let the DIS decide!

Aren't I brilliant!!...???

So, here are the options:

1. Wash 'em & wear 'em on the next trip... no matter what the condition!

2. Bury them with full ceremonial honors.

3. Wad 'em up, dirty and all, and stuff them under the dresser.

4. Dangle them on the end of a broomstick and chace LtP around the house with it.



Ok gang. It's all up to you!

 

[blue_river]

1. Wash 'em & wear 'em on the next trip... no matter what the condition!

2. Bury them with full ceremonial honors.

3. Wad 'em up, dirty and all, and stuff them under the dresser.

4. Dangle them on the end of a broomstick and chace LtP around the house with it.



Ok gang. It's all up to you!

I vote for #1 because a trip report with MDF & LTP just wouldn't be a trip report without the stretchy shorts!!!

 

[Goofster57]

So, here are the options:

1. Wash 'em & wear 'em on the next trip... no matter what the condition!

2. Bury them with full ceremonial honors.

3. Wad 'em up, dirty and all, and stuff them under the dresser.

4. Dangle them on the end of a broomstick and chace LtP around the house with it.



Ok gang. It's all up to you!

I vote you package them up and send them to an unsuspecting DIS member,

Now I don't want to name names here but maybe someone with the initials of lets say.....DM

 

[ncsjodi]

I vote you package them up and send them to an unsuspecting DIS member,

Now I don't want to name names here but maybe someone with the initials of lets say.....DM

That would just be rude! But funny too....

I vote for #1 as well, for the same reason as blue. I was looking forward to seeing the stretchy shorts in December, if the weather cooperates! Of course, you're from Montana, so any weather in Florida is going to seem warm to you, right?

 

[blue_river]

That would just be rude! But funny too....

I vote for #1 as well, for the same reason as blue.

GMTA

 

[carrieannie]

So, here are the options:

1. Wash 'em & wear 'em on the next trip... no matter what the condition!

2. Bury them with full ceremonial honors.

3. Wad 'em up, dirty and all, and stuff them under the dresser.

4. Dangle them on the end of a broomstick and chace LtP around the house with it.



Ok gang. It's all up to you!

This is a tough choice! #1: Your next trip is with your sister.Do you REALLY want to do that to her?
#2: I like this option! Take pics.
#3: EWWWW
#4: I like Linnie,,so that one is a big fat NO!

 

[Disneyolic]

So, here are the options:

1. Wash 'em & wear 'em on the next trip... no matter what the condition!

2. Bury them with full ceremonial honors.

3. Wad 'em up, dirty and all, and stuff them under the dresser.

4. Dangle them on the end of a broomstick and chace LtP around the house with it.



Ok gang. It's all up to you!

I have a write-in vote:

5) Try to sell them on Ebay and see how much you get for them. Then you can buy us all something with your earnings!

I vote you package them up and send them to an unsuspecting DIS member,

Now I don't want to name names here but maybe someone with the initials of lets say.....DM

Hmm ... then maybe I would wash them up and have Rob wear them for a week straight and send them on!

 

[blue_river]

Hmm ... then maybe I would wash them up and have Rob wear them for a week straight and send them on!

NASTY!

Don't be sending them my way thanks

 

[carrieannie]

YEA! CHAIN SHORTS!

 

[jordanyosh]

I would say #4, but I'm afraid I'd get my butt kicked by LtP.