The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[HaleyB]

http://www.disboards.com/showpost.php?p=11684766&postcount=1

Yeah, time to come out of the closet, we found your other id


OMG that is too funny, now my kids want to know what is so funny and I am not sure how to explain it.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

http://www.disboards.com/showpost.php?p=11684766&postcount=1

No. Not me. Sorry.

AND... I USED to think she was way cooler than me.

Just kidding. She's all that. And more.

Doesn't everyone travel with a fabric and a plastic(?????) friend?

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Wanna hear my sob story? So I'm out roaming the DIS for a few moments, to breathe nice clean air and take a look at other lovely scenary, and what do I find?

This http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1093806

Inspired by "hot" thread...Gary Sinise

Now I have to close my eyes whilst perusing the entire community board. I feel like I am in Elizabeth on the Jersey Turnpike....

Dear Melly, did our pix of alternatives not inspire you one bit?

Yeah. I think I posted twice on that Gary is HOT thread. Why because he's so nice, I had to post twice.

And, Horseponybabylookaliketwingirlieboycatdog... I don't need an intervention.

What I need is the Heimlich Maneuver.

'Cause I'm having trouble with my mid-afternoon snack of bay leaves.

 

[HaleyB]

Doesn't everyone travel with a fabric and a plastic(?????) friend?

Um,

I think

If you want to talk about your plastic and fabric "friend"

You need to take it to the other coffee shop.

Cause this is a family friendly place, don't cha know.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Um,

I think

If you want to talk about your plastic and fabric "friend"

You need to take it to the other coffee shop.

Cause this is a family friendly place, don't cha know.

Ohhhh. I don't know about that.

Look at Da REV's Beavertale.

And all the crap Melon's is slipping through the filters.

Geez.

That made me hungry.

 

[HaleyB]

Oh man Beavertails, one of my parenting highlights.

I let Max try a little bit of one once.

Max is violently allergic to hazelnuts.

I did not even consider the possibility of cross-contamination.

I should have.

Poor kid puked on the Monorail. All over himself, and yes, in my hands. We tried to do the changing on the beach move (form a block by standing between him and everyone else so the could not see). But they all knew. We got the evil eye from a number of people.

So we get to the stop and run off the Monorail. I think the other passengers were looking for pitch forks.

Only I can't find the bathrooms.

So I am walking around with poor Max, covered in puke, with my hands full.

We finally find a bathroom and he doesn't want to go into the girls room with me. I think Steve ended up having to take him into the men's room. Then we got back on the Monorail and went into the MK to buy him a new outfit.

Look, it was almost time for Spectro. We needed to go to the MK. Plus we really didn't have any choice, since we were not staying on the Monorail. We had to get him out of those clothes before we got on our bus back to the Pop. Can you imagine taking a puke covered kid onto a bus?

I'm not as good at telling stories

 

[Frickles]

GACat.....loved the pictures!! You are sooo talented and it is hard to believe you can make dresses like that!!!

Mel....cute pics! You look too innocent to be busting out a butt picture...

 

[Chapter 11]

Couldn't get through one day without a puke story, could we? Oughta change the name of this thread to "Maelstrom -- it's a hurl??!!!"

 

[HaleyB]

I guess I should add that Max is a really talented puker.

He really tried to contain it.

It is sort of sad when a 2 year old knows to lift the seat before he pukes into a toliet.

I really need Mr. Silly to write up his Sophia lemon drop story... you would like that one.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

GACat.....loved the pictures!! You are sooo talented and it is hard to believe you can make dresses like that!!!

Mel....cute pics! You look too innocent to be busting out a butt picture...

Ohhhhhhhhhh! So THAT'S the problem.

Looks like everyone misunderstood Me(l).

Not MY BUTT. No. Not mine.

It was pictures of The General's ****.

I got a bunch of good shots after she got the anesthesia for her colonoscopy last month.

Is THAT why you guys were interested?????

 

[HaleyB]

Now I think you're all very Creepy Dee. I've got EVERYONE on "ignore" now.

Well at least you are not in stalker mode...

Does the General know about those photos? Maybe you can get the cat back...

 

[HaleyB]

Here is a picture of Godiva for everyone so we can move on to another subject

 

[MommyPoppins]

Mommypoppins....Are you telling us, there might be somethin poppin 9 months from now?

Oh I hope not. Like I said, we're gonna be exxtreey careful between now and then. Mama needs a break before #5 and plus mainly we need a house.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Even though you're still on "ignore" Frickles... I have to respond to your EDIT.

WHAT IS A BEAVERTAIL??????????????????????????????

You're kidding me. Right?

Have you never been to the most beautiful, interesting, stunning of all the Epcot Pavillions ~ CANADA? BTW... it also houses a fine eating establishment, which is ZZUB's personal favourite in WDW, and has the fine musical stylings of a bunch of guys who wear kilts. OFF KILTER. They are hot. I like my men in skirts. And panties. That's just an FYI for you guys that hang around this thread making dirty jokes. Yes... I'm talking about YOU, Chapter 11. What IS IT with lawyers? These days?

Anyway, have you never had the most delicious of Canuck snacks: Beavertail? So tasty. Yum. Yummmmmm. We Canadians know about some GOO-OOO-D beaver.

 

[Frickles]

oooohhhh....no. I didn't make it through Canada. We were just there in December and a huge storm was on it's way so we kinda rushed through the World Showcase.

So Beaver is pretty great? Does it taste like chicken?

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

oooohhhh....no. I didn't make it through Canada. We were just there in December and a huge storm was on it's way so we kinda rushed through the World Showcase.

So Beaver is pretty great? Does it taste like chicken?

Are you trying to get me kicked off of the Dis?

 

[HaleyB]

Only I think the Beaver booth is gone. Someone said. Here on these boards. So now you really have to go to Canada to get one. But at least you can also get coffee at Tim Horton's. But if you give them lip at the boarder they will mess with you. Really. They have no sense of humor at all on the Peace Bridge.

 

[Frickles]

just pm me later and you can tell me how good it is....

let's go back to pop tarts now.

 

[Grammyof2]

oooohhhh....no. I didn't make it through Canada. We were just there in December and a huge storm was on it's way so we kinda rushed through the World Showcase.

So Beaver is pretty great? Does it taste like chicken?

No Pork, the other white meat.

 

[HaleyB]

I know the real fairy...

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