The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[jamal]

You didn't miss much, Let's see .... Someone threaten to shoot someone else. Mel kept jumping back into the pool. ZZUB said something to hurt Mel's feelings and now she is waiting for an apology. I called Sheri a mad *hore, she forgave me at the coffee shop, after calling me a s*ut. Horseypoodleypoohnordicgirl posted pics of herself and her kiddos. Grammy swings from the chandelier and looks up words like succotash and dips into spices and apparently she is a naughty minx. Her hip is about 19 years old! Someone keeps driving by ZZUB's house in a white van. ZZUB smells like pop-tarts, and Yzma and Kronk is now known as Yak. Polymelonmom,GeorgiaAristocat and Rhonda are major league pukers! Polymelonmom puked so much that suppositories were involved !RevMarkyMark said something off color and he wanted to pull it and he calls US Froggy! Sheridac got herself a really nice necklace for her b-day that she had to pick out herself. There's some meet n' greet at the Poly that involves Lemon Drops but Grammy can't drink otherwise she'll get arrested.

That's all I can remember for now.

Pooh, This needs to be the backup to the mission statement. It's our last-24-hours statement. LOVE it and YOU!!! SCREAMING with my fingers!!!

The meet-and-greet is in our imaginations (cause Jiminy Cricket said so, remember?) until Mel's mellymancelebrityhotshotbride pays to fly all over and pick us up and I guess be our sugar daddy banker. It's a great comfort to know that Grammy, the love of my cyber-life, will have our backs when we are swinging from chandeliers and commandeering the monorail..Now I want to be 21 again so I can figure out how to do that and not have my kids see my mugshot.

GA CAt, I love your family!

 

[AshClan]

That was quite an update....now I really want to read everything!! I may have to pull an allnighter when I get back.

Chapter 11, thanks for the weather report. I'm about to go to Mapquest right now to print out some directions. I'll have to see how many Waffle Houses I can find! Oh, and I noticed way back that you're 5'9". Me too! DH is 6'7". Feel short again?!?

GA Aristocat, thanks for the welcome back. Yes, they announced at the gate last week that the pilots had reached an agreement. Phew! I'm flying AirTran for this GA trip, though. I'm hoping to use the vouchers for you-know-where!! After cruising with the boys for the 4th time, Jay (DH) and I have decided that we're all Disney all the time for the next few years. He's even asked me to look into DVC!!!! Never thought I'd see the day

 

[HaleyB]

I guess it somewhat depends on what everyone is actually planning on doing when we meet up. Is this going to be a terribly awkward "Huh, so that's what you really look like" meet, then ride the ride, take some pics and it's over, or will people want to linger and chat? I prefer chatting while sitting with alcohol in my hand. Call me crazy. I bet they don't serve Cosmos in Mexico, though, do they? Seriously, depending on how many of us there are, we should check into the Illuminations Dessert thingy that gets that really good viewing spot. Illuminations and yummy desserts, etc.

I was looking up info on it last night, the Illuminations dessert thing.

We need 20 paying people. It is $19.99 a head possibly plus $200 divided by everyone (not sure, that me just be the deposit). I think I will call and get the info on it tonight because that would be perfect.

Otherwise 'rita's in Mexico and maybe some grub would be good. Maybe lunchtime. I am thinking...

 

[paslea_pooh]

I was looking up info on it last night, the Illuminations dessert thing.

We need 20 paying people. It is $19.99 a head possibly plus $200 divided by everyone (not sure, that me just be the deposit). I think I will call and get the info on it tonight because that would be perfect.

Otherwise 'rita's in Mexico and maybe some grub would be good. Maybe lunchtime. I am thinking...

We have an ADR at R&C for 7:30pm. I made them for that time b/c I heard you could watch Illuminations from there. Let me know what time you guys decide on the meet. It'd be nice to see you guys in the daylight! That way we could get a good photo of us in front of our favorite ride.

OT...When does free dining end?

 

[Grammyof2]

Sheri and I are trying to work. Sheri is much better at it then I am.

Infinity&beyond - Welcome back! Sorry to hear about the dog. They are members of the family.

GA - I may need to borrow Hubby's helmet for the lemon drop meet.

MommyPoppins - Let's get those kids healthy.

Ash - don't bother reading all those pages. They were all drunk. 'Cept me. I was sniffing poultry seasoning.

Haley - I invited myself to the lemon drop meet. We all invite ourselves. It just works for us. I am having a birthday party Friday night for my DD, Jessa. Come on over and could you bring a covered dish? There will be plenty of elbow bending.

Mel - get out of the pool. Your butt is getting water wrinkles.

Paslea - when I think of your beautiful cyber name it is so gentle, pure and innocent. Why are we calling our friends s % u t and w & o & e. Just call em minx.

Jamal - I so have your back. Don't worry. This will be you in your mug shot

I have used it several times myself.

When you all have the meet, please don't act all shy and uncomfortable. I won't be there, but if I was, I would be hugging and laughing and smiling and . Then again I might be in the background wearing Jamal's head bag.

 

[MommyPoppins]

What page is Horseygirls pics on???

 

[MOMOFMNM]

HI EVERYONE...yes even you sher!!! EVERYONE, OK??? HI!!!

I can not possibly keep up today but wanted to say

hi Ashclan welcome back we are flying AIR TRAN too in August. Got great $$$ for all five the total was 710 bucks!!! hoooorrray!!!

Pooh what an awesome summary!! WTG girl~~

lala:hey wazzup?? I got tickets to Tim n Faith for July but my tickets are not that great...but cost 100 bucks...ick. They better have Tim's tight booty up there on a big screen...thats all I am saying...yummy
and your WAL-MART date!!! at least you can purchase Boones Farm there right??

Mellymellhappyhauntie:

hot stufff...I bet you look even better in focus!!! FOCUS girl...FOCUS. I bet those tigger ears get good use at your house, huh??


zzub:

grammy: personally I like Cayenne pepper...I like it hot...and burning...yummmy

GAcat: only in the south do they celebrate something they LOST... I am a southern born girl myself so don't get me wrong here...I love some fried okra and grits and tea in my sugar...but sometimes us Southerners can do things kinda backards...kwim???
kids are cute and LOVE those horns on a man......I love a man thats all horny...don't u??

Sher and Pooh I hope ya'll have kissed and made up.


mommypoppins: POLY baby!!! POLY!!!! You will never be the same again but don't go getting all "polymommypoppins" on me. Its taken...with melons...remember??



markymark: I like you. I respect you. Beaver and all. ok???


Jamal: hey poly "concierge" princess...SNOB. Get a cheap room next time, then maybe we can be friends, k???



THANKS for wanting my mission statement on the front page!! WOW that is cool!!! I am very delighted but I worked it up in like two mins with three stong bloody marys so it is not my best work I don't think but thanks anyway you guys!!

I have errands to run and a treadmill to smoke...

see ya later

Jen

 

[Grammyof2]

What page is Horseygirls pics on???

Sadly, she took her pretty self and her beatutiful chillins down.

 

[Chapter 11]

I have errands to run and a treadmill to smoke...

see ya later

Jen

A treadmill to smoke? How do you wrap your lips around .... forget it, never mind. Forget I asked. Bad Spike.

 

[horsegirl]

Meeeeeeeel! We do look alike!!! Holy blondeinabox! Did I give birth to you at age 7 and not know it? Cept you got a cute nose, and a tinier lil shi shi bod. Geez, I am not a looker, you are, but we look alike!!! Who says southern girls are all that!

GA- cutie pix, where's the one of you in the snow white gown? comon, ya know you made one.
I have to go everyone. I am SoNotCaughtUp. Welcome back ash, snap and mommypoop!

There are 5 children in the next room and it is raining, and the confetti and silly string and runts are not keeping their attention. Plus DJ took his laptop to work and mine is dead, and I can't be in my office with kids tying each other up.

 

[HaleyB]

Who asked about free dining?

The last day you can arrive and still get it is Sept 30th, per Disney- However the last day I could book at Pop and still get it was the 29th. You can book up to 10 days, so it really ends on Oct 8th (or maybe the 7th).

You can see from R&C and that is one of the dessert party locations.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

That would be ZZUB.

You impudent minx you!

At least come back and say "hi" so we aren't worried. Or think we've flattered you too outrageously and now you're giving up on us and starting a Boy Band. Of some sort. With your associate/partner cronies.

You don't even have to offer an apology to me. However strongly I DO deserve it.

Come back!!!!! E.T. phone home.

Because I have an important question to ask you. And it's one that only the Lawyer You can answer. Not the Pert Girlish You. No offense.

Besides La La misses you. So does Sheridac. Lil' Grumpy is off pining somewhere. With Alice in Wonderland. And her silly pillies.

I have NO idea what that means.

Seriously... I've got a question for you of the utmost importance.

And it's NOT about my screwed up digestive system. But. Thanks, anyway.

Come on. Don't make me go all the way to your office and try to bust through that pitbull of a secretary you have. I don't like her.

And I agree with you ~ She DID have it coming.

 

[MommyPoppins]

horseyponyequestrianbabe Why did you take your pictures down!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????? I wasn't able to be here this weekend....unlike all of you I had responsibilities. I can't play at night and on weekends....and I miss all the fun. I've been waiting for your pic for like a week girl! Come on, don't make me beg!


PMM Don't worry, I won't steal your glory. I won't become PolyMommyPoppins...but for the love of all the is holy, I don't wanna be PORMommyPoppins, or WLMommyPoppins either. I can't wait for my Poly stay....only 29 days. 29 days baby!

Oh and BTW Polymelonmom....you've been doing some kind of weird voodo on me haven't you? You've been cursin again, with all your,"You have to get a balcony wink wink blah blah, you'll come home with #5" CRAP! I forgot to start a new pack of my "meds" last week....now we have to be REALLY doubly extra doodly do careful until NEXT month, which also just so happens to be POLY TIME!

I'm not happy, NOT happy I tell ya!

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Oh and BTW Polymelonmom....you've been doing some kind of weird voodo on me haven't you? You've been cursin again, with all your,"You have to get a balcony wink wink blah blah, you'll come home with #5" CRAP! I forgot to start a new pack of my "meds" last week....now we have to be REALLY doubly extra doodly do careful until NEXT month, which also just so happens to be POLY TIME!

I'm not happy, NOT happy I tell ya!

I am going to laugh so hard when you come back from the Poly knocked up...can we say that here??? oh crap just ***** me if you need to!! Sorry...to offend...kinda ON THE BALCONY!!! I hear if you do it during fireworks, the sound scares off the little "guys" and you will be protected from fertility...TRY IT!!!!

ZZUB PLEASE...don't make me shoot MYSELF...I can't stand mel's groveling anymore...your turning Mel HH into Mel notsohappyhaunt...I suppose you are going to leave her hanging until May..so that when her TR comes due all we hear about is you, huh??? Brilliant for a man with 100,000 readers AND a lawyer no less...I swear you are the George Clooney of the Dis Boards...



Melhh!!
don't slip into a state of deep depression...it may affect your writing...and picture taking...and McGuyver like enginuity...

stay strong...fight the fight...

 

[paslea_pooh]

horseyponyequestrianbabe Why did you take your pictures down!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????? I wasn't able to be here this weekend....unlike all of you I had responsibilities. I can't play at night and on weekends....and I miss all the fun. I've been waiting for your pic for like a week girl! Come on, don't make me beg!


PMM Don't worry, I won't steal your glory. I won't become PolyMommyPoppins...but for the love of all the is holy, I don't wanna be PORMommyPoppins, or WLMommyPoppins either. I can't wait for my Poly stay....only 29 days. 29 days baby!

Oh and BTW Polymelonmom....you've been doing some kind of weird voodo on me haven't you? You've been cursin again, with all your,"You have to get a balcony wink wink blah blah, you'll come home with #5" CRAP! I forgot to start a new pack of my "meds" last week....now we have to be REALLY doubly extra doodly do careful until NEXT month, which also just so happens to be POLY TIME!

I'm not happy, NOT happy I tell ya!

Mommypoppins....Are you telling us, there might be somethin poppin 9 months from now?

 

[paslea_pooh]

http://www.disboards.com/showpost.php?p=11684766&postcount=1

 

[horsegirl]

Wanna hear my sob story? So I'm out roaming the DIS for a few moments, to breathe nice clean air and take a look at other lovely scenary, and what do I find?

This http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1093806

Inspired by "hot" thread...Gary Sinise

Now I have to close my eyes whilst perusing the entire community board. I feel like I am in Elizabeth on the Jersey Turnpike....

Dear Melly, did our pix of alternatives not inspire you one bit?

 

[sheridac]

Sher and Pooh I hope ya'll have kissed and made up.

Pooh and I were NOT fighting. We were complimenting each other. Get it?

I am working here people, working. You know, that thing you do. For to earn the greens. For to 'ford the Poly.

Geez.

 

[horsegirl]

http://www.disboards.com/showpost.php?p=11684766&postcount=1

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

I am going to laugh so hard when you come back from the Poly knocked up...can we say that here??? oh crap just ***** me if you need to!! Sorry...to offend...kinda ON THE BALCONY!!! I hear if you do it during fireworks, the sound scares off the little "guys" and you will be protected from fertility...TRY IT!!!!

ZZUB PLEASE...don't make me shoot MYSELF...I can't stand mel's groveling anymore...your turning Mel HH into Mel notsohappyhaunt...I suppose you are going to leave her hanging until May..so that when her TR comes due all we hear about is you, huh??? Brilliant for a man with 100,000 readers AND a lawyer no less...I swear you are the George Clooney of the Dis Boards...



Melhh!!
don't slip into a state of deep depression...it may affect your writing...and picture taking...and McGuyver like enginuity...

stay strong...fight the fight...

I know.

You're right.

I sicken myself.

I should be doing something else with my precious time.