The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[Grammyof2]

MY HEAD HURTS REALLY BAD I did what we all know I can't do. NEVER drink something called a red headed b1tch. Sorry Tink. Tastes just like a Red Hot candy. Going down and coming up! On to the good news. I didn't get arrested, but I violated probation.

I am very angry at you all. I prepared lots of extra food and not one of you showed up. Now I have to face all that crap loaded in my fridge. Thanks people, thanks alot.

I gotta go. I just threw up a little in my mouth, and on the floor. Will see you all later after I recover.

 

[kpk89]

Grammy --- thank goodness you avoided arrest. Those Red Headed b**ches will get you every time. It sounds interesting-- when you're feeling better will you tell me how to make one? Now behave yourself! They don't have internet in the slammer, and we'd miss you so!

 

[horsegirl]

MY HEAD HURTS REALLY BAD I did what we all know I can't do. NEVER drink something called a red headed b1tch. Sorry Tink. Tastes just like a Red Hot candy. Going down and coming up! On to the good news. I didn't get arrested, but I violated probation.

I am very angry at you all. I prepared lots of extra food and not one of you showed up. Now I have to face all that crap loaded in my fridge. Thanks people, thanks alot.

I gotta go. I just threw up a little in my mouth, and on the floor. Will see you all later after I recover.

Grammy! Good morning! I have never heard of that one....eeks. I can only stop in for a moment, I have a busy day...

Hoop, your wife is one of my favorites! She is terribly funny and sweet, and clearly you are too. I also bring my laptop to bed with my snoring husband next to me, that is why I need all the slapping noises, guys....anyway, makes me think of Pillowtalk with DOris and Rock, cept it is me and Pooh, TRYING to share our disdain for the worst president in history, even though we don't share the same political identity. Pillow talk Pooh! Pillow talk!

Have a great day everyone!

Melly? Melly Mel? Honeysweetiesugarpop, I miss the hello out of you!

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Morning all -
Missed the chat last night. I was out by 9:30, in bed, with the boy.

Grammy - hope the party was a success and that you are feeling better soon.

PolyJenMom - good luck at WW, maybe the Maelstrom diet will have done it's good deed?

MarkyMark (when you get back) - I bet the class was a blast - other than WDW, what was the topic?

EVERYONE ELSE - Happy weekend. I have already hit @ 10 yard sales today, the rest of the day is about the kids, so try to catch you tonight!

 

[Bliss]

Okay, I am afraid to post on this thread. It is intimidating. And I edited what I wrote. I am socially awkward, sorry for intruding.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Morning all you Maelstromers!

Who is Mickman? 'Cause we're way NOT a trainwreck. More of a Shipwreck. Or three.

I see that Bliss stopped by... by accident. Ha, ha. First post and all. SCREWED IT UP. That bodes well for you, Bliss. You should probably hang around here. You'll fit in.

What's wrong with Jen? Doesn't she want to be called "Melons" anymore? Listen, Jen, we all call you that with the greatest respect and affection. And... more than a little jealousy. Well. I do. Anyway. You see. I have never EVER been called "Melons" before. And it's sure not gonna start now in my life. You're lucky. I'm as flat as Saskatchewan. No offense to that wonderful and, yet, topographically challenged province. No. I have no contour lines. So buck up. We certainly didn't mean to DIS you. Want a new nickname?????????? Just let Me(l) know. Love ya!!!!!

Okay I've gotta blast. Yardwork calls. Both mine and ZZUB's.

Cheers, Mel.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Okay, I am afraid to post on this thread. It is intimidating. And I edited what I wrote. I am socially awkward, sorry for intruding.

STAY and play!!!! You have to now. We like you and, apparently, you like us too.

After all... 100% of your posts have been to this thread.

 

[tink38]

MY HEAD HURTS REALLY BAD I did what we all know I can't do. NEVER drink something called a red headed b1tch. Sorry Tink. Tastes just like a Red Hot candy. Going down and coming up! On to the good news. I didn't get arrested, but I violated probation.

I am very angry at you all. I prepared lots of extra food and not one of you showed up. Now I have to face all that crap loaded in my fridge. Thanks people, thanks alot.

I gotta go. I just threw up a little in my mouth, and on the floor. Will see you all later after I recover.

Grammy, you silly thing. I WAS at your house last night. Don't you remember? We shared a piece od bundt cake!

I'm not feeling too hot this morning, either. I am eating the pizza I was supposed to have for dinner last night for breakfast. I'm throwing up in my moutha little after every bite.

I have no idea where Dick is. He took my car and left. At least my child is still here!

 

[sheridac]

MY HEAD HURTS REALLY BAD I did what we all know I can't do. NEVER drink something called a red headed b1tch. Sorry Tink. Tastes just like a Red Hot candy. Going down and coming up! On to the good news. I didn't get arrested, but I violated probation.

I am very angry at you all. I prepared lots of extra food and not one of you showed up. Now I have to face all that crap loaded in my fridge. Thanks people, thanks alot.

I gotta go. I just threw up a little in my mouth, and on the floor. Will see you all later after I recover.

Grammy!

I've missed you! So sorry I couldn't make your party, I had a previous engagement. Which I am now mad about. Because it caused me to gain 1/2 lb. Even though I skipped my dinner for it. What's up with that??

Anyway, I have been very productive this am Oct meeters. I have made my hotel reservation and all my ADR's so there. Haley I chose Chefs (sorry Mark), Coral Reef, Boma, Le Cel (of course!) and GF cafe (cause I like it there).

Pooh thanks!

Hi everyone else that never says hi to me first!

 

[paslea_pooh]

MY HEAD HURTS REALLY BAD I did what we all know I can't do. NEVER drink something called a red headed b1tch. Sorry Tink. Tastes just like a Red Hot candy. Going down and coming up! On to the good news. I didn't get arrested, but I violated probation.

I am very angry at you all. I prepared lots of extra food and not one of you showed up. Now I have to face all that crap loaded in my fridge. Thanks people, thanks alot.

I gotta go. I just threw up a little in my mouth, and on the floor. Will see you all later after I recover.

Grammy, sorry to hear you're not well. You violated probation again! I guess I'll see you on the turnpike in that little orange suit ! I'll wave BTW, BTW...What did DH finally go for? Did UPS take him yet?

PolyJen...Good Luck at WW. As long as you didn't have 6 cosmos last night, you should be good. I gotta go wash the twinkie out of my hair.

Bliss Welcome. You edited what? there's no edit in your oops post?

Horseypoodleypoohgal....It was hooP de doos idea to bring the laptop to bed. Now I'm getting scolded for it.

Good Morning everybody else...I won't name names b/c then everyone cries and whines when I forget one of you. Geesh! You guys are such a bunch of babies!!


I'll check in later with you guys......gotta run Kronk(5) to a B-day party at 12pm.



hooP... Get off the laptop and get Kronk ready for her party!!! Don't make me crack the whip!! Wait, you like that sorta stuff. Nevermind.

 

[mickman1962]

train wreck, car wreck, ship wreck. I'm just new here bouncing around the 300+ pages trying to get a feel for the thread. Maybe it will be easier when I go home and have a few drinks.

 

[hooP]

You guys are too serious here....It's time for the rest of my poop story!

It was a cold crisp morning. Winter was approaching and the autumn leaves where in full bloom. My brother who works in NYC but lives in NJ had a 10 minute walk to the bus stop. He arrived at the bus stop 5 minutes early when there arose a rumbling in his tumbling. It was not hunger. It was too early for breakfast. He thought a minute. “It must have been the anchovies with Extra Virgin olive oil lemons and onions from the night before.”

What to do? Should he walk 10 minutes back home and miss the bus? Luckily the bus stop was just across the street from his close friend’s house. It was 5:30 in the morning. Was it to early to ask to use the bathroom. He had no choice. Our father always told us not to hold it in or you will get a sour stomach. Still don’t know what that is but it sounds bad.

He decided to lightly knock on the door. No answer. He proceeded to walk to the back of the house to see if the back door was open. Locked! Then he saw the big tree and of course the freshly fallen leaves on the ground! Yes! This was the answer. Dad would be proud!

Off to the tree, a quick look around, a selection of fine leaves and down go the pants. A quick squat against the tree made for some privacy and the color of the tree would allow the poop to blend in. One problem. There was too much of it. He would have to dispose of it. But there was no time. He heard the bus down the block and made it just in time.

What happened next is a sign true love! They say if you truly love some one you put up with all there Sh*t. I did not think they meant this literally. While on the bus, my brother called his wife to explain the situation. He pleaded with her to sneak on over to the scene of the crime and get rid of the evidence. She did it! Rubber cloves, plastic bags and the use of a garden hose did the trick.

The moral of this story is to never poop on a tree, or if you do, make sure it is not in someone else’s yard unless of course you know your significant other will clean up your mess!

Paslea_Pooh. I need to know…Would you do this for your DH?

 

[paslea_pooh]

train wreck, car wreck, ship wreck. I'm just new here bouncing around the 300+ pages trying to get a feel for the thread. Maybe it will be easier when I go home and have a few drinks.

Actually, that's when it becomes clearer. SAD but TRUE !!

 

[HaleyB]

Morning to ya

I only have a minute, I need to ready the children for their overnights. Translation- I need to get a load of laundry done so I can send them with clean undies.

Polymomma- Good luck at WW and with the party. You are a brave woman. For doing both. Happy Birthday to your little one.

Bliss- Stay and play. We almost never bite hard. We are not that scary, ask... hooP.

Me(l)- We missed you in the chat. Again. Quit spending all your time with Zzub.

GeorgiaAr- Have fun with the kiddo's- get anything good at the yard sales?

Grammy- Sorry I missed the party, I am directionally challenged and got lost

Ed- Good Morning to you too

Sheridac- I gained weight after my drinking binge awhile back. It all came back off fast. It was all water, me thinks. Do you weigh yourself daily? I would get so depressed if I did. I am trying so hard to avoid carbs, now I dream about them.

Kim- I am going to save you TR as a treat for after the laundry gets done. I need some motivation

Lou- Hi

Horseywoman- I love your politics. Have a good day.

If I missed anyone, I am sorry, I love you all. Busy day, but I will check back in later this afternoon. Tonight is date night so you guys try not to have too much fun without me.

I missed a few

Mickman Sorry I missed you. Just look for Paslea_Pooh's updates and translations.

hooP-I think that is worse than the vent story. It was a child that hit the vent... at least I am no longer wanting to eat. The Maelstrom diet hits again.

Paslea_Pooh- So would ya????

Tink- did you get the master key yet? I hope so.

 

[Loubon]

Hey Tink since you don't check your PMs (that's PMs not OMS) I never got your picture. Not sure where you sent it. Do you have me on Ignore or is that only Sheri/Chris/Whatever since I don't say hello to her first?

 

[tink38]

I found Dick. He was trying (again) to get into the new house. It's going to rain today so a baseball cap is in order. I'm off to put my contacts in (DREADING the thought) and go furniture shopping! YIPEE!

Have a great day, y'all! Meet ya back here at cocktail hour!

 

[mickman1962]

Actually, that's when it becomes clearer. SAD but TRUE !!

If it's a thread requirement, I guess I have no choice. Hope the square bottle in the freezer still has some left.

 

[tink38]

Hey Tink since you don't check your PMs (that's PMs not OMS) I never got your picture. Not sure where you sent it. Do you have me on Ignore or is that only Sheri/Chris/Whatever since I don't say hello to her first?

LOL, Lou. Sorry about that. The henna must have gone to my head. But that can't be, since I am in serious need of a refreshing, colorwise (NOT drinkwise)

The strommers are whining because Dick didn't catch the melons (or enough of them) in the pic. I'll have to get him to take another one. But since it's a baseball cap day, that ain't happening within the next 24 hours.

I'll email it to you as soon as I take it.

Thanks, Lou. You're the best!

 

[sheridac]

Hey Tink since you don't check your PMs (that's PMs not OMS) I never got your picture. Not sure where you sent it. Do you have me on Ignore or is that only Sheri/Chris/Whatever since I don't say hello to her first?

Was someone speaking to me? I hear a buzzing in my ears.

 

[Grammyof2]

I am lurking and puking.

This is from hooP. "Rubber cloves, plastic bags and the use of a garden hose did the trick"

They own the dang spice shop, not me. If I had only stayed with the spices I wouldn't be having blurry vision right now. I need a rubber clove. Can I order them off the internet?