The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[kpk89]

hooP -- OMG that is hilarious. And disturbing. I don't know if I love my husband that much. That's what's disturbing.

Bliss -- Welcome. Don't be scared. We don't bite, much. Now that you're here you are also obligated to read the TR's of everyone. Jamal, The Whirlwind Trippers (his and hers), Horsegirl, Lala, HaleyB, nicolemarie, MOMOFMNM, zzuB, mine, vettechicks, and of course that of our founding member, 1000thhappyhaunt. Hope you have a couple of lifetimes. We're a wordy bunch.

Mickman did you steal the square bottle from Vettechick? She has (had?) one in her freezer, too. Am I totally hopeless to not know what libation you're referring to? help a girl out! I like bottles in my freezer.

 

[mickman1962]

Mickman did you steal the square bottle from Vettechick? She has (had?) one in her freezer, too. Am I totally hopeless to not know what libation you're referring to? help a girl out! I like bottles in my freezer.

You refer to Vettechick and yet know nothing of yager bombs? I detect an imposter.

Vettechick as a baby.

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[horsegirl]

Lala! {{{{{{{{{{{SLAP}}}}}}}}}}}}}

We are in trouble honey, Chappie is a MONEY lawyer. He is gonna be all over this!
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/04/29/spanking.case.ap/index.html

PolyJenna (a new tist on Polyanna) can I call you that?

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You are in big trouble with me and Lala!

Chapster, please don't file a suit. We'll find a more suitable sound, like

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I am at an egg hunt and ran in to see if the worst president in the world had vanished and this is how I found it spanking is indeed a dangerous pasttime...over and out. i need an intervention

 

[MOMOFMNM]

dammit
I can't make funnies now that I am trying to be all "clean and serious"

so I may have to regress..

LOU... jerk...YOU didn't say hi to me either
TINK: Gosh I love you!!! Did you ever find Dick?? I hope your dickeepoo is not lost...and can Dick really DRIVE?? that sounds dangerous...

PP: look out...incoming....SWISS CAKE ROLLS

I lost a whopping .2 pounds this week...those dogs suck

Mellymell: please...enough with the pitty party...I think I had a manic depressive moment and drank some Boones Farm and slipped on some acid washed tight rolled jeans and spiked my bangs...
but I am totally fine with myself and my melons. Please...they are ME and they give me a curvatious "mountainous" figure so...I want the name to STAY...

horseyhorse!!! haley!!

Georgia cat!!! thanks for the good luck...I am sure it was the BRAN that got me such a HUGE weight loss this week...where is my metamucil and exlax anyway????

mickman!! hi!!

BLISS!!! WELCOME I like your screen name btw!! Its kinda HOT...and sweet....

KPK: thats for you....and GRAMMY....go make some meatloaf grammy....extra strength basil tonight please....I have a headache.

lala where are you?? are you here?? i cant see you turn your green light on girl~~~

hoops!! HI!!! MY loss sucks this week
waaaaa.....I am sad

Ya'll are gonna expect a white sz 4 bikini in August trip report...only I won't write it til March 07 so I have plenty of time for that "proceedure" and can just sneak the bikini pics in...
Lou can you photo edit for me BTW???

I don't know if he is still around here but Hi tikiman...
I have Poly question for you...

do you know of any...say...male CM's at the Poly that MAY be able to upgrade say...one BLONDE melon girl...to lets say...LVC?? Heck I'd take MKV but he'd get less...just give me a name, recent photo, SS#, recent paystub, and marital status and let me work my melon magic...
(I am not opposed to finding that special "female" CM too if need be....)
and seriously

WHY don't they have a hot tub or gym?? That bites.

ok guys my dh just told me I was an addict and I have to leave now...again...

he's keeping better tabs on me lately..so I gotta be nice.

see ya!!


MAELSTROM!!!!

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Lala! {{{{{{{{{{{SLAP}}}}}}}}}}}}}

We are in trouble honey, Chappie is a MONEY lawyer. He is gonna be all over this!
http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/04/29/spanking.case.ap/index.html

PolyJenna (a new tist on Polyanna) can I call you that?

{{{{{{{{{{{{Slap}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

You are in big trouble with me and Lala!

Chapster, please don't file a suit. We'll find a more suitable sound, like

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{slurp}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

I am at an egg hunt and ran in to see if the worst president in the world had vanished and this is how I found it spanking is indeed a dangerous pasttime...over and out. i need an intervention

what did I do now??

Pooh I thought your jammie-grey hair pic was CUTE!!!

but I bet your a hottie now if you have color and lost 30 pounds!!!

lets see the new you!!

 

[hooP]

I am lurking and puking.

This is from hooP. "Rubber cloves, plastic bags and the use of a garden hose did the trick"

They own the dang spice shop, not me. If I had only stayed with the spices I wouldn't be having blurry vision right now. I need a rubber clove. Can I order them off the internet?

Sorry we are all out of Rubber Cloves right now. I can hook you up with some plastic oregano. After last night you may need some ginger. That is good for the tummy!

The Rubber Cloves are used by my DW. She sticks them up the chickens butt with some lemons and white wine. She makes the best chicken in town!

 

[sheridac]

Hey Hoop,

I am not sure if Pooh would clean up your poo or not, but I am sure she would, at the very least, sprinkle some spices over it. Does that count?

 

[hooP]

Hey Hoop,

I am not sure if Pooh would clean up your poo or not, but I am sure she would, at the very least, sprinkle some spices over it. Does that count?

It depends on the spice! It would have to be a really strong one! like anise

 

[Loubon]

Was someone speaking to me? I hear a buzzing in my ears.

It always gets back to Buzz doesn't it?

The Rubber Cloves are used by my DW. She sticks them up the chickens butt with some lemons and white wine. She makes the best chicken in town!

 

[vettechick99]

Hi all.

Boy, do I feel like crap-on-a-stick (the frozen kind , of course). We had Relay for Life here, so we were out very, very late. Kory played softball til 3 am! Of course I had to cheer him on from the sidelines; JB in one hand, pole in the other. Never know when you need to break it out for motivation.

Anywho, stopped in here to say hello, and my class will be rescheduled for next week. I'll return with more details (I'm waiting on the stage to be freed up - it's being tied up every afternoon for our knitting class).

LaLa, much, much better goat. In fact, who needs a pole when you have those horns? The tricks I could teach you...

Mel! Long time, no see. Thanks for that return email. You're right on top of things, there. Oh, and festive thong attire is permitted. Why just yesterday I dusted off the ol' margarita-flavored undies in honor of Cinco de Mayo. Good times.

Ok, there are more people I want to respond to, but chicken noodle soup has been calling my name for so long, it's starting to cuss. Easy now! So here's a blanket "sup" and head nod for all my 'stromers.

And Mickman - stay out of my baby book!

 

[sheridac]

It always gets back to Buzz doesn't it?

Lou!!

Help me. I need a new ticker for my F&W trip and I don't remember that site!

TIA, LYMI

 

[Loubon]

Oh sure now you need me!

(Go to your current countdown and right click properties and only use the first part. I think it is http://v50.net. Bookmark it because you never know when I might really stop talking to you.)

 

[sheridac]

Oh sure now you need me!

(Go to your current countdown and right click properties and only use the first part. I think it is http://v50.net. Bookmark it because you never know when I might really stop talking to you.)

Thanks sweetie! Love ya!

 

[LaLa]

WHY don't they have a hot tub or gym?? That bites.

Quit yer whinin' BiPolyJennaMelonorNoMelonJamminMom. Apparently you can make your own.

 

[sheridac]

Quit yer whinin' BiPolyJennaMelonorNoMelonJamminMom. Apparently you can make your own.

lala,

I love you. You are sooo funny! Thanks for the laughs.

 

[vettechick99]

OMG, I got a new tag!!!

 

[LaLa]

OMG, I got a new tag!!!

CONGRATS on the new tag, Vettechick!

Now, where did you post that your mom used to call you gagootz so we can all jump on the bandwagon and post desperate silly things in hopes of a visit from the Tag Fairy????

 

[sheridac]

OMG, I got a new tag!!!

dang it woman! how'd you do that? I got no tags a'tall.

 

[LaLa]

lala,

I love you. You are sooo funny! Thanks for the laughs.

Love you too Sheri. Or is it Chris? You ain't so bad yourself Woman.

 

[sheridac]

Love you too Sheri. Or is it Chris? You ain't so bad yourself Woman.

I will respond to most anything. Except a republican.

Chris