The Mad Chatters thread Part 18

[Squidrific]

Happy Easter everyone - even the GP!

 

[PaMom001]

The captain that was held captive is free!!!!!!!!

 

[kimmar067]

Guess the Grumpy One will be stopping by!

 

[Squidrific]

Today's public service announcement:

Subject: Important Health Advice for Women*

IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor
or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell
the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and
with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that
prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you
will discover many talents you never knew you had..
Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant
or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't
mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
Erotic lustfulness
Loss of motor control
Loss of clothing
Loss of money
Loss of virginity
Table dancing
Headaches
Dehydration
Dry mouth
And a desire to sing Karaoke
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them. NOW PASS THIS IMPORTANT INFORMATION ON TO ALL THE DESERVING WOMEN IN
YOU LIFE!
"Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the
rain."

 

[UtahMama]

The DIS is all jacked UP. WTHelk?

I forgot my password too...took me 15 attempts. Yay!

I miss you guys!!! I need a

 

[2girlsmom]

to you, Wendy!

 

[PaMom001]

The DIS is all jacked UP. WTHelk?

I forgot my password too...took me 15 attempts. Yay!

I miss you guys!!! I need a

Yay Umama is back.

 

[momrek06]

Yay Umama is back.

I love it.....UMAMA!!!



Anyway, howdy doody to all my MAD CHATTERS!!!

How has everyone been???

 

[luvmyboys]

Diann!!! Bonnie & I were talking about you not so long ago, wondering what you were up too. How are ya? How are the grandkids? And no, not moving to another state, unless it's the state of crazy! Just moving up toward Dulles airport, to lessen the commute for DH.

Squidster-- hope you have a fabulous time at the beach. Expecting the full, un-censored report upon your return!

WENDY! What's shakin lady? How's school treating you? Hanging in there? I feel your pain. BTDT. It will go by soooo fast, even though each semester (or quarter) may drag on.

Hi Claudia, Kar, Kathie, Kristi & Kim! (Anyone sensing a "K" theme here?)

As for moi, we have the realtor coming tomorrow to sign the contract. Hopefully the sign goes up Monday, if not sooner. I have literally been busting my butt getting this place market ready. I have sand-paper hands, callouses, mulch stuck in places I didn't know I had, and paint in my hair. Am I painting an attractive picture for you?

 

[kimmar067]

Oh there is no challenge going on. Kimmie has won by a mile. I just decided I need to try and catch up ~ it's not working!

...well, you're not doing anything to help your cause....

 

[kimmar067]

Hi Claudia, Kar, Kathie, Kristi & Kim! (Anyone sensing a "K" theme here?)

...yes, you ARE, 'CANNON'......................

 

[Squidrific]

Squidster-- hope you have a fabulous time at the beach. Expecting the full, un-censored report upon your return!

Uncensored report, uncensored report...hmmmm - Aha - I looked out the window of the bedroom once and saw the ocean!

 

[kimmar067]

Uncensored report, uncensored report...hmmmm - Aha - I looked out the window of the bedroom once and saw the ocean!

...uhhhh, yeah....

 

[kimmar067]

....do we need to BUMP this??? Guess so.....

 

[Kathi OD]

bumpity bump bump bump​

 

[kimmar067]

bumpity bump bump bump​

...pur-tee...

 

[Squidrific]

Did someone say Par - tee?

 

[kimmar067]

Did someone say Par - tee?

...uhhhh, that too....

 

[Kathi OD]

Did someone say Par - tee?

where? I'm in

 

[PaMom001]

Did someone say Par - tee?

If there is someone who can crack my back and give me a nice massage, I'm so there.