The Mad Chatters thread Part 18

[RobInBigKC]

I'm SOOO not a mamm'ry lover. Not in the sense you're insinuating. I do have a healthy appreciation/fascination with proper fitting undergarments, and I am the self appointed bad-cleavage police...but other than that, PERFECTLY normal(ish).

Shannon, I hope you have my back here.

1. And the things they hold.
2.

-- Rob

 

[luvmyboys]

Bonnie!!! Using your daughter as a human shield! The noive! (however, since Heather is approximately 2 toothpicks wide, and I am a very determined woman, I don't see yourself getting out of this outing unscathed. Unless you rock the kevlar...) I'm excited for movie too!

I know I am but what are you?
-- Rob

Like every sweet young woman, I am sugar & spice & everything nice! (with a side of tequila and some red pleather boots thrown in for good measure, 'natch. )

...me too - that's how I always win at Trivial Pursuit, cuz I've got such a good 'mammory'......

I guess you win the Boo-bie prize?

No stranger than I used to be. I'm good. Just not around too much lately. I noticed the thread the other day and thought I'd drop in.

Hi Mysteria! By all means, COME back! (and save me from the debauchery. I feel my innocence slipping away amongst these people!)

1. And the things they hold.
2.

-- Rob

I totally have Wendy's back. I am also a Black Belt in spotting "Cleavage Offenders." If you're interested, I believe the University of Phoenix offers online courses.

Some possible boulder-holder mistakes: (so sorry I don't have visuals to help.)

1. My bra is so tight it is causing constipation and global climate change.
2. I know I'm supposed to "separate," but my cleavage is wider than the Erie Canal
3. I like my girls to double as chin rests.
4. Is that my back fat squeezing out or the Rocky Mountains?
5. No sudden movement or one may fly out and put out an eye.

 

[RobInBigKC]

Gooooooood Morning "Ladies"!

Like every sweet young woman, I am sugar & spice & everything nice! (with a side of tequila and some red pleather boots thrown in for good measure, 'natch. )

Isn't this a redundant statement? Seems like those things would fall into the everything nice category.

-- Rob

 

[2girlsmom]

Now, I was thinking that was more like the spice...

 

[kimmar067]

...Seems like those things would fall into the everything nice category....

...oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you....??

 

[Squidrific]

Ok wait, I'm confused. Am I mammorylove (based Squiddy's rumors) or is Rob? wouldn't wanna dog you if it was ME you were greeting!

Thems weren't no rumors folks - she girl-handled me.

Squidnificant- Really? She felt you up? Bonnie!!!!

Yep! As usual, I was my complete innocent self and she just walks up and pretends I am her personal paper towel. She claims I was the only thing she could find, but she really wasn't looking.

Also, there's nothing better than someone completely using your very thin white t-shirt to dry their hands off.

I would have been outraged except for the fact I was laughing and trying to run away as fast as I could!

Like every sweet young woman, I am sugar & spice & everything nice! (with a side of tequila and some red pleather boots thrown in for good measure, 'natch. )

I think I'm really going to enjoying catching a beverage with you in Feb. girl!

(especially if you divert Bonnie's attention away from my chesticles and onto yours!)

 

[Squidrific]

Now, I was thinking that was more like the spice...

What kind of spice are you talking about Kristi?

 

[UtahMama]

1.Thems weren't no rumors folks - she girl-handled me.



2.Yep! As usual, I was my complete innocent self and she just walks up and pretends I am her personal paper towel. She claims I was the only thing she could find, but she really wasn't looking.

3.Also, there's nothing better than someone completely using your very thin white t-shirt to dry their hands off.

4.I would have been outraged except for the fact I was laughing and trying to run away as fast as I could!



5.I think I'm really going to enjoying catching a beverage with you in Feb. girl!

(especially if you divert Bonnie's attention away from my chesticles and onto yours!)

1. Girl-handled! (naughty!)
2. Yes, you precious, innocent lamb!
3. True that!
5. Gah! Sooo jealous!
5 1/2. Chesticles!!!

 

[momrek06]

1. HIYA
2. HELLO
3. HOWDY DOODY
4. WHAT'S UPPP
5. GOOD MORNING

 

[kimmar067]

What kind of spice are you talking about Kristi?

[ *gulp* ]

 

[UtahMama]

What kind of spice are you talking about Kristi?

What ARE those??? Cinnamon sticks? Disturbing.

 

[2girlsmom]

Those are some scary looking spice sticks, Squid! I'm all for spice, but that's just WRONG!

Hi, KAR! How are ya?

Shan, you feel free to give Bon a little TUG, just the threat got her to post again! good trick, that! (HI, BONNIE)

Hi, Wendy, Rob, Myst, Kim, and anyone else I may not have mentioned!

 

[UtahMama]

Seemingly random and way off (non-)topic...

Does Jasper's hair ruin the movie?

 

[Squidrific]

1. HIYA
2. HELLO
3. HOWDY DOODY
4. WHAT'S UPPP
5. GOOD MORNING

Mornin KAR - I was chatting with Cheryl last night. She said so many nice things about you and loved meeting you. I called her a "kiss ***"! You know me - all warm and fuzzy inside! I think Rob and I talked her into coming over here to the dark side and posting again. I hope so!

Seemingly random and way off (non-)topic...

Does Jasper's hair ruin the movie?

Yep it does - not at all what I pictured from the book!

Hi Kristi, Rob, Wendy, Myst, Bon and anyone else I might have missed...even you Kim!

Ok seriously sorry I can't be here as often, because I am totally addicted to the Vampire Wars and Mob Wars on Facebook. I may have to check into a clinic to detox!

 

[2girlsmom]

I sent you a PM, Squid


WENDY, I TRIED to PM you too, but you won't let me... you'll have to send me your facebook info so I can set you up...

 

[Squidrific]

I sent you a PM, Squid


WENDY, I TRIED to PM you too, but you won't let me... you'll have to send me your facebook info so I can set you up...

Once I add you as a friend Kristi - you can see Wendy from my page. Click on her picture and then send a friend request.

 

[2girlsmom]

oh, cool, that'll work.

 

[jonestavern]

I hate to break into all of this Chatter, but when I saw those kinky cinnamon sticks I was just drawn


Hi Kar! Hi Squid-a-lina!

Hi everyone I don't know, but you all seem so nice...


Jean

 

[2girlsmom]

Hi, nice ta meet ya! Stick around, we are a little strange, but mostly nice (except Kimmar, who takes GREAT pride in being a meanie!)

 

[Toot Sweet]

Okay, folks....today my class had a reptile show come in (for a child's birthday, her parents paid for it). Guess who held a BOA CONSTRICTOR??? That's right! Moi. I held it around my neck and that thing was squeezing me!! I was practically killed! Weird slithery skin, too. Skeeved me out a little.

Those are some scary looking spice sticks, Squid! I'm all for spice, but that's just WRONG!

Hi, KAR! How are ya?

Shan, you feel free to give Bon a little TUG, just the threat got her to post again! good trick, that! (HI, BONNIE)

Hi, Wendy, Rob, Myst, Kim, and anyone else I may not have mentioned!

Hi Kristi! What's new, lady?

Seemingly random and way off (non-)topic...

Does Jasper's hair ruin the movie?

Ew....I am leaning toward...yes...? What were they thinkin'? Alice is adorable though!

I hate to break into all of this Chatter, but when I saw those kinky cinnamon sticks I was just drawn


Hi Kar! Hi Squid-a-lina!

Hi everyone I don't know, but you all seem so nice...


Jean

Jean!! How are you, lady?