The Mad Chatters thread Part 18

[RobInBigKC]

Helllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Ladies!

I don't think I know her...I've heard stories though! (cover your mammaries!)

I HAAAATTTTEE when people give this advice to women.

Me three! I want to go with my imaginary friends!
I'm going to the midnight showing and the biggie the night of the 21st.

You know that I LOVE your over-twoze brows. The orange and yellow just accentuate the slept-in-wet-hair look you were going for.

Squidmificient- WORK? at work??? Huh.

Hey to all yous!

1. Me too! And, frankly, I don't even care what movie we're going to.
2. Me too! Ugh. And it IS very offensive!

-- Rob

 

[UtahMama]

SquidRock- glad you liked your nick names. I have tons of them.

Mammorylover- Breezy says "hey."

Speaking of, it's COLD today!

 

[RobInBigKC]

SquidRock- glad you liked your nick names. I have tons of them.

Mammorylover- Breezy says "hey."

Speaking of, it's COLD today!

1. Hmmm, to give out or that have been "assigned" to you?

2. Speaking of? Oh! Causing high-beams you mean. NOW I'm tracking.

-- Rob

 

[Squidrific]

Wow, Kim, that's mean of you to say to my bff, there!

The words Kim and mean in the same sentence...coincidence? I think not!

 

[2girlsmom]

The words Kim and mean in the same sentence...coincidence? I think not!

true, but I can't let her pick on Shan!

 

[Kathi OD]

I just can't over that they blocked the DIS at work!! How they expect me to keep up w/ all this chatter if I can't sign on during the day is beyond me! It's not like I neglected my kiddos or anything. I only posted between classes, or during lunch, or when a group didn't make it to class for some reason or another...this is so offensive I can hardly stand going to work any more.

 

[RobInBigKC]

I just can't over that they blocked the DIS at work!! How they expect me to keep up w/ all this chatter if I can't sign on during the day is beyond me! It's not like I neglected my kiddos or anything. I only posted between classes, or during lunch, or when a group didn't make it to class for some reason or another...this is so offensive I can hardly stand going to work any more.

Sorry Kathi. When they blocked eTeamz at work, I found a "back door" (another URL that got me into the same website) but I know of no back doors to the DIS.

-- Rob

 

[luvmyboys]

Oh for crying out loud! I had a long, witty post almost completed when my 'puter went all Linda Blair & deleted it. NOT that human error could have possibly contributed to the problem. (ME? Do something wrong? Ha!)

Here are my thoughts and ramblings of the evening:

1. My mammaries will be covered Sunday, but around this particular imaginary friend, I'm more concerned about q-tip-able orifices. I may get creative with duct tape and/or silly putty.

2. In honor of Thanksgiving, and also of the national holiday on the 26th, otherwise known as "Shannon's birthday" I'd like to offer up my nicknames, other than the always classy Shanaynay.

I am, for reasons you may comprehend, known in my family as Turkey. Yup. My father's term of endearment for moi. After all, which of God's creatures is more lovely or intelligent than the stunning Turkey? (gobble gobble) Also, Nanny. This name is not a reference to my resemblance to any bearded, horn(y) animals, nor is it a leftover from my days as a dedicated, live-in childcare provider. Nope. My kid sister couldn't pronounce Shannon. Actually, she still can't, but that has less to do with verbalization issues and more to do with her preference to use names that are not DIS approved. Well, that and the fact that hard living & bad teeth make that "Sh" sound nearly impossible to pull off.

Lastly, and most likely to induce vomiting, is the name given to me by DH during those first few months of our relationship. You know, those early days when you and your S.O. disgust everyone with your googly eyes and spontaneous bouts of PDA? Yup. I'm Bear. Not because I store fat for the winter (which I do), or am grumpy when awoken (which I am). Not even because I am fiercely protective of my children (I WILL take you down). Mostly just because I was cuddly & cute. As all Turkey/Nanny Goat/Bears are.

3. Kristi, my new BFF and Defender of Character and Questionable Fashion Choices. Now trying to insult me will be about as safe as getting between Richard Simmons and his favorite satin tank top. Beware!


Ok-- what are your nicknames, from youth or present day? COME on! I shared, so can you!

 

[RobInBigKC]

the witty is no where to be found

Why break the trend now?

-- Rob

 

[luvmyboys]

Why break the trend now?

-- Rob

hardy har har. you vewy funny mistah.

 

[kimmar067]

Helllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Ladies!

....hello, 'Big Bopper'.....

 

[kimmar067]

Wow, Kim, that's mean of you to say to my bff, there!

....okay, so WHO started that NASTY rumour that I'M NICE????

 

[UtahMama]

1. Hmmm, to give out or that have been "assigned" to you?

2. Speaking of? Oh! Causing high-beams you mean. NOW I'm tracking.

1. To GIVE. My assigned ones are innumerable.
2. WHY are you constantly talking about car parts?

I just can't over that they blocked the DIS at work!! How they expect me to keep up w/ all this chatter if I can't sign on during the day is beyond me! It's not like I neglected my kiddos or anything. I only posted between classes, or during lunch, or when a group didn't make it to class for some reason or another...this is so offensive I can hardly stand going to work any more.

Oh My Heck! You poor thing! What is wrong with these employers?

Oh for crying out loud! I had a long, witty post almost completed when my 'puter went all Linda Blair & deleted it. NOT that human error could have possibly contributed to the problem. (ME? Do something wrong? Ha!)

Here are my thoughts and ramblings of the evening:

1. My mammaries will be covered Sunday, but around this particular imaginary friend, I'm more concerned about q-tip-able orifices. I may get creative with duct tape and/or silly putty.

2. In honor of Thanksgiving, and also of the national holiday on the 26th, otherwise known as "Shannon's birthday" I'd like to offer up my nicknames, other than the always classy Shanaynay.

I am, for reasons you may comprehend, known in my family as Turkey. Yup. My father's term of endearment for moi. After all, which of God's creatures is more lovely or intelligent than the stunning Turkey? (gobble gobble) Also, Nanny. This name is not a reference to my resemblance to any bearded, horn(y) animals, nor is it a leftover from my days as a dedicated, live-in childcare provider. Nope. My kid sister couldn't pronounce Shannon. Actually, she still can't, but that has less to do with verbalization issues and more to do with her preference to use names that are not DIS approved. Well, that and the fact that hard living & bad teeth make that "Sh" sound nearly impossible to pull off.

Lastly, and most likely to induce vomiting, is the name given to me by DH during those first few months of our relationship. You know, those early days when you and your S.O. disgust everyone with your googly eyes and spontaneous bouts of PDA? Yup. I'm Bear. Not because I store fat for the winter (which I do), or am grumpy when awoken (which I am). Not even because I am fiercely protective of my children (I WILL take you down). Mostly just because I was cuddly & cute. As all Turkey/Nanny Goat/Bears are.

3. Kristi, my new BFF and Defender of Character and Questionable Fashion Choices. Now trying to insult me will be about as safe as getting between Richard Simmons and his favorite satin tank top. Beware!


Ok-- what are your nicknames, from youth or present day? COME on! I shared, so can you!

1. Yes cover those mams, it's COLD outside! Mind your other orifices (orifi?)
2. Do nanny goats have horns?
4. Mine are usually plays on my name both real and user. Just a sampling: Gwendolyn, Winifred, Gwen Stefani, Winnie, Windylynn, Wendy-Lou, Utah, Uma, UM, Mama, Breezy, and my favert: Sweet Tea .

 

[UtahMama]

Great, I have all kinds of free time and no one to play with.

OR, am I a big fat thread killer (again)?

I just filled an hour cashing in my Pepsi-stuff points for downloads. Death Cab for Cutie, Pussycat Dolls, P!nk, and P!nk.

Is anyone interested that I'm starting school in January? The average aged student at this school is 29.9 so I'll fit RIGHT in. Grrr, could be worse.

 

[Toot Sweet]

Hey there, folks! I'm eating a Reese's PB cup blizzard from DQ. Yealous?

BF2-Fabulous idea, that!

Kathi-I'm no bettin' gal, but I'll take your money.

Squidtacular- Sweet-mother of pearl, WHERE have you been? I Miss you!

Hi Kimmar and Kristi and LuvmyShannon! (I didn't miss your name if you posted one page back so stop frothing)

P.S. Who's Mysteria? Mysterious.


I slept with wet hair again last night yielding me bottom-of-the-toy-box-Barbie hair (like I like).

<------- Triple green guys. Highest praise from me!

I'm here!!!!!! Shwew. Darn real life and its infernal responsibilities!!!!


I too, frequently fall asleep with wet hair, and wake up looking like a Goddess.

Smexy, I know.


I'm going to see Twilight on Sunday morning with this complete stranger I know, named Bonnie. Don't worry. I'll pinch her good and yank on her weave for you all.

HA! I uncovered your evil plot just in time! I'm sitting Heather in between us! PINCH HER!!! i am so excited for that movie!

I don't think I know her...I've heard stories though! (cover your mammaries!)

psh! I only grabbed them once, Squid... And it was only to leave wet handprints on them so that Epcotonians could mock you. Really, can anyone blame me?

I have been called names before, but this is a new one! (I like it!)

Good thing Bonnie isn't here to tell you that I am even more evil than the witch you are referring to!

As if I have to TELL people that....

Hey Bonnie Girl the last time I was on here someone told me you were MIA. Man was I worried. I thought you might have been nabbed or something.

If you are up my way toward Arundel Mills Mall holler at me. You may have been MIA but I know you still shop.

Hey, lady! Good to see you! So are you back in this neck of the woods again?

Hey, Myst! Long time, no see!

SquidRock- glad you liked your nick names. I have tons of them.

Mammorylover- Breezy says "hey."

Speaking of, it's COLD today!

Ok wait, I'm confused. Am I mammorylove (based Squiddy's rumors) or is Rob? wouldn't wanna dog you if it was ME you were greeting!

 

[RobInBigKC]

hardy har har. you vewy funny mistah.

I know I am but what are you?

....hello, 'Big Bopper'.....

Hi Kimmar!

I just filled an hour cashing in my Pepsi-stuff points for downloads. Death Cab for Cutie, Pussycat Dolls, P!nk, and P!nk.

Is anyone interested that I'm starting school in January? The average aged student at this school is 29.9 so I'll fit RIGHT in. Grrr, could be worse.

1. Pepsi?
2. The crickets on this thread are very interested. Did everyone have to work today or what?
3. Yah, since you're only 31, you mean?

Hey there, folks! I'm eating a Reese's PB cup blizzard from DQ. Yealous?

psh! I only grabbed them once, Squid... And it was only to leave wet handprints on them so that Epcotonians could mock you. Really, can anyone blame me?

Ok wait, I'm confused. Am I mammorylover (based Squiddy's rumors) or is Rob? wouldn't wanna dog you if it was ME you were greeting!

1. Hey there Bonster!
2. Wow! That's the ONLY reason I grab (uh, grabbed) them also.
3. I've read most of Breezy's posts about and, in reality, I think SHE is the REAL mammorylover.

-- Rob

 

[UtahMama]

I'm SOOO not a mamm'ry lover. Not in the sense you're insinuating. I do have a healthy appreciation/fascination with proper fitting undergarments, and I am the self appointed bad-cleavage police...but other than that, PERFECTLY normal(ish).

Shannon, I hope you have my back here.

Toot- that is the ice cream equivalent to a Reeses, in'nt it? Which is my flavorite. Which isn't on my current no-ice-cream diet.

Squidnificant- Really? She felt you up? Bonnie!!!!

 

[kimmar067]

I've read most of Breezy's posts about and, in reality, I think SHE is the REAL mammorylover....

...me too - that's how I always win at Trivial Pursuit, cuz I've got such a good 'mammory'......

 

[kimmar067]

The words Kim and mean in the same sentence...coincidence? I think not!

...... ...........uhhhhhh, never mind................

 

[Mysteria]

Hi long long lost chatter! How are you stranger?

No stranger than I used to be. I'm good. Just not around too much lately. I noticed the thread the other day and thought I'd drop in.

P.S. Who's Mysteria? Mysterious.

Nothing mysterious to it. Just a person who used to drop in now and then but lost touch with people.

Hey, Myst! Long time, no see!

Hello! Hope all is well with you.