The Mad Chatters thread Part 18

[luvmyboys]

Ya got a lot of stains in Vegas??

"What happens in Vegas, stains in Vegas." Or something like that!

Man you need to get a new Wingman Rob,


They should always be caring things like that...just in case

Yes Keith. A well-prepared wingman should have stain remover on hand in the likelihood that his friend gets a drink (or two) dumped on him! BTW, I did that once. Dumped a drink on a guy b/c he was being really, really offensive. Then he SMACKED me! Nice, eh?

That made me LOL, Shannon! Woo hoo! Hey, guess who is leaving for WDW tomorrow? Cindy and little Miss Amanda! They are only visiting one park. Still...good times, man!

Glad I could amuse. FYI, I have difficulties using Q-tips now w/out a graphic image of you and your nefarious usage of cotton swabs. I hope Amanda & company have a fabulous time! 1 park is better than none!

Yes, but have you ever lost your nursing pad out the bottom of your dress when you walked up to sing with the choir during sacrament meeting? Mine fell out right there in the middle of the aisle. DH had to up and retreive it, cause I had no idea. I was HORRIFIED!!

That is HILARIOUS, though I'm sure at the time it wasn't!
When I was at OSU, and shacking up in Ryan's apartment every night, I overslept for a class, and didn't have time to put on my bra. I raced into class about 10 minutes late, and the professor was already lecturing. (Small classroom, so everyone noticed me coming in & sitting down.) I whipped out my notebook from my bag, and was mortified to watch my bra come flying out with it! It was stuck on the wire spiral of my notebook-- took me a good 10 minutes to get that puppy off of there.

Angie-- What choo talkin' bout Willis?? You won't have any problems keeping up w/ me at WDW! What am I, the energizer bunny?

 

[2girlsmom]

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Yes Keith. A well-prepared wingman should have stain remover on hand in the likelihood that his friend gets a drink (or two) dumped on him! BTW, I did that once. Dumped a drink on a guy b/c he was being really, really offensive. Then he SMACKED me! Nice, eh?

I did that once too, then the hateful guy threw his drink at me!

 

[coles1mom]

Dumped a drink on a guy

Alcohol abuse







Angie-- What choo talkin' bout Willis?? You won't have any problems keeping up w/ me at WDW! What am I, the energizer bunny?

I did that once too, then the hateful guy threw his drink at me!

Alcohol abuse

Never waste a perfectly good drink. An empty bottle works much better.

 

[luvmyboys]

I did that once too, then the hateful guy threw his drink at me!

Jerk! I hope he got tossed out of the bar like my jerk did!

That's me! I just keep going, and going, and going...

Alcohol abuse

Never waste a perfectly good drink. An empty bottle works much better.

I have class. I don't go about brandishing bottles. (Ok, so maybe I would have if the bottle wasn't so full...)

 

[2girlsmom]

He didn't actually, he somehow convinced them that it was MY fault!

 

[Goofster57]

BTW, I did that once. Dumped a drink on a guy b/c he was being really, really offensive. Then he SMACKED me! Nice, eh?

I did that once too, then the hateful guy threw his drink at me!

Not an "Acceptable " reaction by either one of these guys.

They both needed to be taken out back had something ???? kicked out of them.

 

[luvmyboys]

He didn't actually, he somehow convinced them that it was MY fault!

Not an "Acceptable " reaction by either one of these guys.

They both needed to be taken out back had something ???? kicked out of them.

Thanks Keith! The offending party in my case was tossed out & banned from the bar, but no butt whoopin'. I've no doubt karma has caught up with him though. He was truly one of the most disgusting people I've ever come across.

 

[UtahMama]

Yes, but have you ever lost your nursing pad out the bottom of your dress when you walked up to sing with the choir during sacrament meeting? Mine fell out right there in the middle of the aisle. DH had to up and retreive it, cause I had no idea. I was HORRIFIED!!

I have a similar panti-liner story

...and didn't have time to put on my bra. I raced into class about 10 minutes late, and the professor was already lecturing. (Small classroom, so everyone noticed me coming in & sitting down.) I whipped out my notebook from my bag, and was mortified to watch my bra come flying out with it! It was stuck on the wire spiral of my notebook-- took me a good 10 minutes to get that puppy off of there.

I love youuu! That is funny! I'm soooo glad I'm not alone in my embarrassing stories. Of which I have too many.

 

[2girlsmom]

Not an "Acceptable " reaction by either one of these guys.

They both needed to be taken out back had something ???? kicked out of them.

Keith, I like your attitude, thanks! He did eventually get in trouble, after punching me in the stomach (this was in college, he was the yearbook editor and I was the layout editor at the time). The school punished him for it, and publicly asked if I wanted to press assault charges, etc.

 

[coles1mom]

I have a similar panti-liner story

How did I know on this one would come out as well.

 

[UtahMama]

Ya got a lot of stains in Vegas??

EWWW! yet I'm curious

How did I know on this one would come out as well.

Uh, because the new girl has no boundaries and is pre-equipped with tons of TMI point-worthy fodder.




How IS everyone today? I "get" to go Gardner Village on a preschool field trip to the petting zoo where we will Purelle ourselves and pet the farm critters. (Awwww!). I am a parent volunteer for a couple hours of yuppy-farm-fun with Pissy Missy's class.

 

[kimmar067]

Ya got a lot of stains in Vegas??

 

[kimmar067]

Man you need to get a new Wingman Rob....

 

[coles1mom]

field trip to the petting zoo where we will Purelle ourselves and pet the ...

Is there not enough animals around here who need said attention

 

[coles1mom]

Hired

 

[2girlsmom]

How IS everyone today? I "get" to go Gardner Village on a preschool field trip to the petting zoo where we will Purelle ourselves and pet the farm critters. (Awwww!). I am a parent volunteer for a couple hours of yuppy-farm-fun with Pissy Missy's class.

Hey, UM! You are so LUCKY!!! Tons of animals running around, and some they can pet too!

 

[Goofster57]

Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down....by David Letterman

10 . The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
8.You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
7 . Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars..but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

 

[coles1mom]

Keith, there is nothing I can say and remain in the family board zone










I Wanna Go!!

 

[RobInBigKC]

Excellent list Goofster!

So, why is the apparently-a-girl squirrel wearing clothes while the apparently-a-boy squirrel is naked?

Is there not enough animals around here who need said attention

I agree! Two, hmm, three, uh, ok four in particular! (starting with ME though!)

-- Rob

 

[Goofster57]

Your always in Good Hands with your Wingman