The Mad Chatters thread Part 18

[coles1mom]

Here Squiddy, I got ya one.

For your very own.

 

[kimmar067]

...anyone who'd serve their DH THIS

SHOULD be called the 'suckiest wife'.....:

 

[RobInBigKC]

How's my BFF??!!!

1. That'd have to be one huge cat! Cougar even!!!
2. Whaaat? My hair isn't the flavor of the month anymore.
3. We hags love the Hoff, dontcha know! (We do, riiight???) Especially his nappy, glistening chest hair and face that's 4 shades lighter than his body. Ohhhh yes, mama like!

1. Bonnie a cougar? Hmmm....
2. Whatevah!
3. Hmmm, I have a similar pic of myself (where my face doesn't quite match my body for some unknown reason) that I use (um, share) in many chat rooms.

Speaking of things the cat dragged in!!!! Rob! So what kind of shave were you talking about giving me again??

Oh honey, BFF? Really? You do need some new friends! Oooh, me likey the Hoff love!

1. What kind of shave are you in need of?
2. Hey now!

MY LORD THIS THREAD MOVES SOOOO FAST!!!!!!!!!!!

We had NO Chatters for months and Bon brings it back and look what happens in a matter of HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOWDY DOODY TO ALL: Tricia, Squid, Bon, Robbie and all the HAGS that have come on board the Mad Chatters BUS!!!!

That (the bolded part) is really ALL you needed to say.

AAAACK man b00bs! Make it go away!!!
*scratching eyes out*!

Said the lady who quoted it!

-- Rob

 

[Squidrific]

....is that a FORMAL invite???

Apparently she hasn't seen that "DIS is offensive" thread that some people post on ...

Here Squiddy, I got ya one.

For your very own.

Oh, my sides - now that is some good stuff right there. Really tickles my funny bone! Ok, I'm easily amused - so what?

...anyone who'd serve their DH THIS

SHOULD be called the 'suckiest wife'.....:

If she were the suckiest wife then he should think of himself as the luckiest man!




Now that Rob is over here - just in case Keith wanders over. Just wanted to give him a welcome!

 

[RobInBigKC]

If she were the suckiest wife then he should think of himself as the luckiest man!

Now that Rob is over here - just in case Keith wanders over. Just wanted to give him a welcome!

Hey! Look at the author of post #3 on this auspicious thread!

-- Rob

 

[Squidrific]

Hey! Look at the author of post #3 on this auspicious thread!

-- Rob

What does that have to do with anything? Now back to the point - BUM LOOKER!

 

[UtahMama]

....is that a FORMAL invite???

Well, yes, I forgot the "requests the honour of your offending..." in gold foil, but yes, it is!

...anyone who'd serve their DH THIS

SHOULD be called the 'suckiest wife'.....:

Some would disagree. Being a sucky wife is subjective, ya know.
Do I detect a tone form you? Practically snark? Good, I love snark!

1. Bonnie a cougar? Hmmm....

2.. Hmmm, I have a similar pic of myself (where my face doesn't quite match my body for some unknown reason) that I use (um, share) in many chat rooms.

3.Said the lady who quoted it!

1. yes. Yes she is! Meow!
2. Heyyyyy, that's a doctored photo you gave me???
3. I DID quote it! maybe I secretly like man chests that are 2 cup sizes larger than mine (literally)

Apparently she hasn't seen that "DIS is offensive" thread that some people post on ...
If she were the suckiest wife then he should think of himself as the luckiest man!

Wait a cotton picking minute! There's more???
He is! Wait, what are we talking about here agan?

 

[2girlsmom]

Wow, I spend the morning actually getting work done, and miss pages and pages of fun!!!


Bonnie, PICS of the new hair are required (I say this even though I have not posted a single pic of me anywhere on the DIS )

Wendy aka Umama!!! Welcome, we have an offensive thread too, you should join us there as well! You are one funny lady, plus you drink Dt Pepsi (aka nectar of the Gods).... so I'm thrilled you joined!

Caroline, if you're gonna post pics of naked cherubs, could they at least be good looking naked cherubs??

Hello to everyone!!! and my request for pics goes for ALL you hair cutting folks!

 

[UtahMama]

What does that have to do with anything? Now back to the point - BUM LOOKER!

Nice Drawring!

 

[UtahMama]

Wendy aka Umama!!! Welcome, we have an offensive thread too, you should join us there as well! You are one funny lady, plus you drink Dt Pepsi (aka nectar of the Gods).... so I'm thrilled you joined!

Thanks!!! On the other thread...

Maybe! If formally invited
Yes, I love my nectar with a kiss of cherry. A whisper of it's essence. In a big huge Big Gulp cup (which is very understated and classy for chic dinner parties)

 

[RobInBigKC]

Reason: Wanna try on my big girl panties, Robbie?

Nah. Been there, done that with your panties.

2. Heyyyyy, that's a doctored photo you gave me???

Wait a cotton picking minute! There's more???
He is! Wait, what are we talking about here agan?

2. Funny, lady! I've given you NO pictures.

Caroline, if you're gonna post pics of naked cherubs, could they at least be good looking naked cherubs??

You're saying I'm NOT good looking, Kristi?

Reason: add to list...Can Thumbnail overly large images.

Ok, before I hack on Breezy, am I the only one who sees a white square with a red x in it where her so called skilled picture shrinking should be?

Thanks!!! On the other thread...

Ugh! Are you a total DIS CB rookie or have you just been living under a rock this year?

Nice multiquoting above UM! Maybe that will get you to 10,000 posts quicker. I could have been closing in on 10,000 also had I not fallen in with the wrong crowd.

 

[2girlsmom]

You saying that was YOU, Rob?? Couldn't be, I am SURE you are MUCH more attractive and also tasteful than that!

And, yes, I see the red x box too, Wendy!

 

[2girlsmom]

Ugh! Are you a total DIS CB rookie or have you just been living under a rock this year?

Ya know, this is a perfect offensive comment, and I seem to recall seeing you on the offensive thread a time or two, so whats up, ya been ditchin us??

 

[2girlsmom]

Thanks!!! On the other thread...

Maybe! If formally invited
Yes, I love my nectar with a kiss of cherry. A whisper of it's essence. In a big huge Big Gulp cup (which is very understated and classy for chic dinner parties)

Well, in that case, I will be pm-ing...

I like the cherry too, NOT the lemon (ick), but mostly drink the original in the big 24 oz bottles.

 

[Squidrific]

Wow, I spend the morning actually getting work done, and miss pages and pages of fun!!!


Bonnie, PICS of the new hair are required (I say this even though I have not posted a single pic of me anywhere on the DIS )

Wendy aka Umama!!! Welcome, we have an offensive thread too, you should join us there as well! You are one funny lady, plus you drink Dt Pepsi (aka nectar of the Gods).... so I'm thrilled you joined!

Caroline, if you're gonna post pics of naked cherubs, could they at least be good looking naked cherubs??

Hello to everyone!!! and my request for pics goes for ALL you hair cutting folks!

Hey - I'm offended that you are asking for us to post pictures and we haven't seen yours hagatha. I'll have squidlet take some more recently pictures of me this evening for posting...I can't guarantee they will be beautiful.

Nice Drawring!

I love you!

 

[RobInBigKC]

You saying that was YOU, Rob?? Couldn't be, I am SURE you are MUCH more attractive and also tasteful than that!

And, yes, I see the red x box too, Wendy!

No, coles1mom said that UtahMama said that it was me!

Ya know, this is a perfect offensive comment, and I seem to recall seeing you on the offensive thread a time or two, so whats up, ya been ditchin us??

I've been ditchin' everyone lately so don't take OFFENSE! LOL! I kill me!

I love you!

Hmmm, back in the day when I was posting frequently, I used to have a vomiting smiley that would be appropo for a moment like this.

 

[2girlsmom]

Hey - I'm offended that you are asking for us to post pictures and we haven't seen yours hagatha. I'll have squidlet take some more recently pictures of me this evening for posting...I can't guarantee they will be beautiful.



I love you!

I already promised pics this week when I meet the PA folks... and maybe in Atlantic City too, if you're really nice...

 

[2girlsmom]

No, coles1mom said that UtahMama said that it was me!
Yes, but you didn't admit it!

I've been ditchin' everyone lately so don't take OFFENSE! LOL! I kill me!

I am still offended!
Hmmm, back in the day when I was posting frequently, I used to have a vomiting smiley that would be appropo for a moment like this.

I think I've seen one like that, but I don't have one... it is kinda though...

 

[Squidrific]

Nah. Been there, done that with your panties.

I could have been closing in on 10,000 also had I not fallen in with the wrong crowd.

Quit confusing me with LBelle Robbie. As for the wrong crowd - you didn't fall in with them - you created and contributed to the wrong! I might have encouraged, but I think Jean was involved there too.

Ya know, this is a perfect offensive comment, and I seem to recall seeing you on the offensive thread a time or two, so whats up, ya been ditchin us??

Maybe we offended him!

Well, in that case, I will be pm-ing...

I like the cherry too, NOT the lemon (ick), but mostly drink the original in the big 24 oz bottles.

I drink things in big bottles too! Not diet pepsi though...

Thanks!!! On the other thread...

Maybe! If formally invited
Yes, I love my nectar with a kiss of cherry. A whisper of it's essence. In a big huge Big Gulp cup (which is very understated and classy for chic dinner parties)

Formal invite: Get your *** over there! How was that? Nice, sensitive, non-offensive?

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1656161&page=227

 

[Goofster57]

just in case Keith wanders over. Just wanted to give him a welcome!

Squiddy...I thought this was our secret??????