Sneaking in... to say HI!!
I've been lurking ((but
not stalking

because that would make me creepy))
I'm not sure that I have a problem with creepy - in fact I kinda like it! off and on for ages and am formally requesting to play with y'all.
Were we supposed to formally request to play? If so, oops, my bad!!! I have a list of qualifications for your consideration:
1. I 'm not a thread hog hardly
ever.
I try not to thread hog either, but I do get easily bored and it is dangerous to leave me alone for long...
2. I am proficient at multi-quoting and can photobucket up a "funny" for any occasion.
AWESOME!
3. I share Bonnie's Birthday (that's a good thing, right? my ace in the hole?)
Who is this Bonnie person?
4. I have an opinion on thongs AND "Hanes Her Way" mama briefs
And that opinion is?
5. I throw perfectly innocent innuendo around like there's no tomorrow
Love you!
6. I make a mean mojito
Love you!
7. Bunko enthusiast
Never played
8. I can quote Princess Bride -
Excellent skill! "We are men of action, lies do not become us."
9. I'm by far
the suckiest wife, but bestest mom~~ and can provide witty banter for each -
I'm not the only one?
10. I play nicely with others -
Ok, well you got me beat on that one!
11. I totally flunked Brownies -
I made it to the first year of girl scouts before flunking out. Do I win a prize?
SO?
Oh!
Bonnie, loving you hair! I need to copy you again. My weave grew out and I'm basically a plain ol' blonde these days. I just barely replaced my glasses I had that were exactly like yours. I got clear plastic frames and some rimless ones that rock.
My current hair...see if you can i-spy the silent innuendo