The Mad Chatters thread Part 17

[Toot Sweet]

Hey Chatters! Where are ya today? Not even Squidward is around? What gives? We need some lunchtime chatters!

It was fun chatting with you ladies on MSN last night! We need to group chat more often! Just don't forget to post on MC, too.

Squid and T, where's the rest of the pics, ladies? I'm still waiting on DH to find my cord, then I'll post our pics with Lisa. I only took a couple others besides those, figuring I could just hork yours! Plus we do have a couple with photopass....

I'm working like a dog today, trying to get things figured out for the first day of school on Tuesday. I had to work on a bunch of paperwork, and I have to seperate the Pre-k kids into pre-k 1 and pre-k 2. I'm teaching pre-K 2. It gets kind of tricky seperating them becuase some of the younger ones are more advanced and some of the older ones can't even write their names yet. Plus some parents are requesting that their child be put in my class even though they are younger. Pain in the patooty. I have a meeting at 2:00 with the area director. I have no idea what that's about!

How are you girls doing today?

 

[Squidrific]

Hi chicks - really, really ill. Sorry all! It isn't my hormones, but my bp is huge and my dr. thinks it is the old gall bladder. Great - just remove another piece of the old squidward - soon I may be bionic. I get to have some tests run next week, but right now I just want to barf.

Sorry to miss the lunch chat. On my way back to work from the dr. I got stuck behind an 8 car pile up on the interstate in the middle of the construction zone, so I got to take some time to sit back and reflect. WHATEVER!!!! I got to sit in my hot car for 3 flipping hours and be mad. God I need a vacation!

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

Hey Chatters! Where are ya today? Not even Squidward is around? What gives? We need some lunchtime chatters!

It was fun chatting with you ladies on MSN last night! We need to group chat more often! Just don't forget to post on MC, too.

Squid and T, where's the rest of the pics, ladies? I'm still waiting on DH to find my cord, then I'll post our pics with Lisa. I only took a couple others besides those, figuring I could just hork yours! Plus we do have a couple with photopass....

I'm working like a dog today, trying to get things figured out for the first day of school on Tuesday. I had to work on a bunch of paperwork, and I have to seperate the Pre-k kids into pre-k 1 and pre-k 2. I'm teaching pre-K 2. It gets kind of tricky seperating them becuase some of the younger ones are more advanced and some of the older ones can't even write their names yet. Plus some parents are requesting that their child be put in my class even though they are younger. Pain in the patooty. I have a meeting at 2:00 with the area director. I have no idea what that's about!

How are you girls doing today?

Hey Bon! Just smack em and be done with it. Can you tell why I don't do your job?

Hi chicks - really, really ill. Sorry all! It isn't my hormones, but my bp is huge and my dr. thinks it is the old gall bladder. Great - just remove another piece of the old squidward - soon I may be bionic. I get to have some tests run next week, but right now I just want to barf.

Sorry to miss the lunch chat. On my way back to work from the dr. I got stuck behind an 8 car pile up on the interstate in the middle of the construction zone, so I got to take some time to sit back and reflect. WHATEVER!!!! I got to sit in my hot car for 3 flipping hours and be mad. God I need a vacation!

Ouch Sushi! Sorry you are feeling so crappy. I've been through the gallbladder thing, and it's no fun at all. I hope you feel better soon. We miss you!

Whilst looking for crap on Photobucket, I came across a pic that made me think of you guys. I lurve you all!

Just kidding!!!! You know I'd at least think about jumping too!

 

[Squidrific]

George is:

4.On the monorail!!

NOPE! Can't believe you don't recognize those beautiful seats...

George is now:
1.Eating at AKL? Not sure.

Nope, but you are getting warmer if you said MK...

Okay that pirate counter service place at MK?

Arrggh matey, ye still be wrong. Keep moving towards Splash Mountain and then take an immediate right. You're "fixins" to get real close though!

Don't feel bad, Jay! I don't even remember a couple of those, and I was there when they were taken!

Bonnie was on drugs during our trip so she really doesn't remember much of the trip. Any blackmail fodder that she thinks she has are just those voices in her head again. You know Bonnie - my company makes excellent meds for this problem of yours!

This was a beautiful moment for George and I and a few other people. I can't believe that it has been posted on the internet. Now what am I going to do if my husband sees it? Oh the shame!

This was the fun bartender from the Poly who actually appreciated our sense of humor - not many people did! Notice the glove on his hand? I can't remember if that was because he was touching a monkey or because he needed to continue to cut some fruit so that I could snack.

I just wanted to post an explanation of this photo - this was taken after many, many drinks at the Poly. In Trisha's mind it wasn't fuzzy, of course Trisha's mind was fuzzy - so there you have it!

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

And now for Mrs. Fabulous Jenny from the Block! (In case I don't see you later)

 

[Squidrific]

Hey Bon! Just smack em and be done with it. Can you tell why I don't do your job?


Ouch Sushi! Sorry you are feeling so crappy. I've been through the gallbladder thing, and it's no fun at all. I hope you feel better soon. We miss you!

Whilst looking for crap on Photobucket, I came across a pic that made me think of you guys. I lurve you all!

Just kidding!!!! You know I'd at least think about jumping too!

STEPHERS!!!! Howdy Hag! Are you saying that you want to jump out of the window at AKV with me in Feb? Good thing they don't have lions!

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

STEPHERS!!!! Howdy Hag! Are you saying that you want to jump out of the window at AKV with me in Feb? Good thing they don't have lions!

Well, sure! I just feel for whatever poor animal cushions my fall. He'll be a squished sucker! And I hope he doesn't have horns. That could be unpleasant. Are you working today? I hope you're home taking it easy. I also hope you didn't already answer that and I missed it.

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

This was a beautiful moment for George and I and a few other people. I can't believe that it has been posted on the internet. Now what am I going to do if my husband sees it? Oh the shame!

Ok, so is it a pre-requisite that we have to touch your tatas? Bon, George.....just good to know info. I'll need to make sure I don't have winter skin so you don't get buffed. Or not, if you need a buff. I'm good either way.

 

[Bust*A*Stitch]

...
I'm in mourning...=(

My wife deleted all my WDW shows of the dvr, because she thought the Simpsons were more important to me.

It took me a whole year to get all those shows...

IS THERE ANY HOPE THIS MARRAIGE CAN BE SAVED???

I'll be bawlling in the corner if you need me wondering if Tink would scream if you pulled off her wings...

busta

 

[Squidrific]

Ok, so is it a pre-requisite that we have to touch your tatas? Bon, George.....just good to know info. I'll need to make sure I don't have winter skin so you don't get buffed. Or not, if you need a buff. I'm good either way.

To be honest, my ta-tas prefer to be untouched unless you are a monkey plushie and then have at them! I think Bonnie just had an aversion to those dry chafing towels that many bathrooms had and my chest and shirt were so much softer and see-through. At least that it what I tell myself.

I would like to mention that I wore all of my shorts and jammie pants with no elastics and tie waists so that there wouldn't be any of those "accidental" de-pantsing that a certain hag is well known for. Although the parks were a little crowded and it would have been nice to have thinned out the herd by the sight of my depantsing, I really didn't want to hear any more poor children screaming and crying.

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

...
I'm in mourning...=(

My wife deleted all my WDW shows of the dvr, because she thought the Simpsons were more important to me.

It took me a whole year to get all those shows...

IS THERE ANY HOPE THIS MARRAIGE CAN BE SAVED???

I'll be bawlling in the corner if you need me wondering if Tink would scream if you pulled off her wings...

busta

Aww, have mercy. Blame it on the hormones.

To be honest, my ta-tas prefer to be untouched unless you are a monkey plushie and then have at them! I think Bonnie just had an aversion to those dry chafing towels that many bathrooms had and my chest and shirt were so much softer and see-through. At least that it what I tell myself.

I would like to mention that I wore all of my shorts and jammie pants with no elastics and tie waists so that there wouldn't be any of those "accidental" de-pantsing that a certain hag is well known for. Although the parks were a little crowded and it would have been nice to have thinned out the herd by the sight of my depantsing, I really didn't want to hear any more poor children screaming and crying.

Well crap, there goes the fun. I don't blame you about the elastics thing though. Definitely something to keep in mind.

Crap, I gotta run. The personality depraved hospice nurse is here claiming that my dog bit her. I kinda hope he did. I was trying to pick them up and she literally pushed me aside, so oops. Gotta go give him a treat....er time out. Chat with you later!

 

[Squidrific]

 

[Toot Sweet]

Howdy, friends! I see I missed the earlier chatting! Just my luck!

Steph, I hope you get everything straightened out with your dog and the nurse. I'm not sure what kind of Mickey Mouse establishment you're running there. Sounds a little creepy to me. Just sayin'.

Crap, I didn't even think about pantsing those two at WDW! What is wrong with me? Of course, Squid was looking pretty pitiful, so I didn't want to traumatize her too much. But there was no excuse for not pantsing T!!

Squid, when ya gonna post your pics? I need to swipe them! T didn't take any of me, so hers don't excite me!

Busta, you better NOT pull of Tink's wings! You evil-doer!

 

[Toot Sweet]

Ok, here they are...my pics from WDW. Remember, I didn't take all that many.


Here is Squid, me and Lisa!! We are all drowned rats becuase it was rainy!

The adorable sign that Squid made for our door!!

Barker Beauties showing off aforementioned sign:

Ok, this is a scary-*** pic of me, but in the interest of keeping it real, I'm posting it anyway. At least my hair looks good.

Us in front of Splash Mountain. Can you see monkey George in this pic?

We done got leid.

It's HIM!!! Captain Jack Sparrow (in Minty's honor):

The hags in front of the castle:

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

I left you speechless? I hope you feel better today lady.

Howdy, friends! I see I missed the earlier chatting! Just my luck!

Steph, I hope you get everything straightened out with your dog and the nurse. I'm not sure what kind of Mickey Mouse establishment you're running there. Sounds a little creepy to me. Just sayin'.

Crap, I didn't even think about pantsing those two at WDW! What is wrong with me? Of course, Squid was looking pretty pitiful, so I didn't want to traumatize her too much. But there was no excuse for not pantsing T!!

Squid, when ya gonna post your pics? I need to swipe them! T didn't take any of me, so hers don't excite me!

Busta, you better NOT pull of Tink's wings! You evil-doer!

Well, I try to keep my house as uninviting as possible to discourage visitors. The rabid dachshund was an unexpected surprise though.

I hope you are all healed Bon. Having the funk isn't fun!

Ok, here they are...my pics from WDW. Remember, I didn't take all that many.

We done got leid.

Pretty ladies! My fav is the one with the leis. That one belongs in a frame!

(Ok, I kept the wrong pic. Shut up. I'm still half asleep )

Jay, I hope you made it safe and sound. I hate that I missed you last night. One minute I was watching tv, the next minute the dogs were waking me up barking at SIL.

T, I hope your first week with the kiddos didn't drive you too batty.

Lisa, I hope you are having fun! I still have no idea how long you're gonna be gone. I guess I should pay more attention.

Minty, I hope you have fun this weekend! If you start feeling lonely, just chat with us!

Ok, I am off to work for the last stinkin day of the month, whew!!! Hope everyone has a great day!

 

[Squidrific]

Hiya Chatters! I'm still alive. Starting to feel better, but I have tests next week to find out what's wrong with me. I sure hope I pass since they didn't tell me what I needed to study!

Bonnie that is an amazing picture you posted of Trisha. Not quite the way I remember her though. Hmmmmm - maybe my memory is a bit fuzzy, but I distinctly remember the color of her undies.

I'd like all of you to look closely at the feet in the Splash Mountain pictures. Yep that's the Bonster wearing some crocs. I told ya'll that I'd convert the wanker! You can't tell in the other pictures, but Lisa was wearing them too. I feel so satisfied when there is evidence that I am successfully spreading my evil! (and that isn't your type of spreading there T!)

Where are my hags? I miss you chicks. I wish we all lived closer. Even thought I personally consider Bonnie to be a wanker and Trisha to be a hose beasties - I'd love to hang on a regular basis hags! (I know you too feel the love in my personal endearment choices)

Don't know if I will be on at all this weekend. I was chatting online with Jay last night and then suddenly my internet was gone. Yep, the darn puppy chewed through the outside line again. I will probably be spending this evening pulling out every single one of his teeth. This is getting expensive - $100 every time I have to have them come out and replace the line. Let's see $100 vs. Payton baby keeping his teeth - nope out come the teeth!

There was a shirt in the Pirate Shop that had my personal motto on it - "The beatings will continue until morale improves". Idiot me, I didn't buy it and now I want it really bad. Hopefully it will still be there in 49 days when I return to the world. I may need this shirt for February in case Bonnie decides to invade my personal chest space with her hands again - BEATINGS!!!!

 

[Toot Sweet]

Hey, ya crazy hags! Where is everyone? And Steph, what's this one post a day crap? And Trisha and Rella what is this ZERO posts a day crap? And Minty, where are you today? Jay, I hope you are having a fun time on your trip.

Well, we went to the kids' meet-the-teacher shindigs. Pretty lame. Then we went to lunch at Ollie's, got school supplies at Target, went to Kohl's to get Ains some shoes, and went to the teacher supply store. It was a freakin' LONG day!

Squid, sorry to hear that you are so sick! I hope you feel better soon. You're right, it would be fun if we all lived closer. We could bring you some chicken soup! And I could entertain you with some slight of hand and a few bars of "I've got a lov-e-ly bunch of coconuts". And you could say, "I laughed. I cried. It was better than Cats." <SIGH> If only....

 

[Squidrific]

Hey, ya crazy hags! Where is everyone? And Steph, what's this one post a day crap? And Trisha and Rella what is this ZERO posts a day crap? And Minty, where are you today? Jay, I hope you are having a fun time on your trip.

Well, we went to the kids' meet-the-teacher shindigs. Pretty lame. Then we went to lunch at Ollie's, got school supplies at Target, went to Kohl's to get Ains some shoes, and went to the teacher supply store. It was a freakin' LONG day!

Squid, sorry to hear that you are so sick! I hope you feel better soon. You're right, it would be fun if we all lived closer. We could bring you some chicken soup! And I could entertain you with some slight of hand and a few bars of "I've got a lov-e-ly bunch of coconuts". And you could say, "I laughed. I cried. It was better than Cats." <SIGH> If only....

I was out the door and then I thought - I will check in with the chatters one last time before the weekend in case my internet doesn't get fixed. What do I find? This! Thanks Bonnie - I laughed very loudly and it brought me back to Disney and being at the Boardwalk in the rain. Love ya/Mean it!

P.S. Regarding the comment.."I laughed. I cried. It was better than Cats"

 

[Toot Sweet]

RIGHTEOUS!!!

 

[Disney4Drew]

Hey there freaks!! It's Friday . I'm off to order a pizza or do something else very unJune Cleverish for dinner! Get your rumpadoos on here and talk to me!

Squid...feel better soon, chicky!!!!