The Losers~Dishes can wait, life can't. Come sit a spell! Winners should walk away.

[Jack-Jack]

Awesome. Are we drinking already? Let me put some beers in the freezer.

 

[Fire_Eater]

Awesome. Are we drinking already? Let me put some beers in the freezer.

Finally some help

 

[mdrob214]

The parade is cancelled, the parade is cancelled And it is not raining yet. For once they may the right call.

I hate the dirt, DH can walk right by it, but if there is clutter, he freaks.

I am not as clutter person at all, but dust never has done anything to me so I leave it alone.

I notice the resident men have not chimed in about cleaning yet. I wonder why.

Around here, if it's clean it's a pretty safe bet that a man didn't do it!

Awesome. Are we drinking already? Let me put some beers in the freezer.

I can't start until after swim practice, but my beer is already cold and waiting!

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1778991

Uh why is she asking this question? Is she gonna be able to dole out advice now cause she's gonna be a parent?

I posted.

 

[LUVMYTINK]

I posted.

Did you behave?

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

I have something to admit....one of my Marines dropped some candy on the ground today.......and we ate it

My grandmother always told us if you kissed to the sky it would be fine. And she lived to be 96

 

[Jack-Jack]

Finally some help

I'm here for ya.

I can't start until after swim practice, but my beer is already cold and waiting!

Eh, I drank all my cold beer yesterday. So I'm cold-beerless.

 

[Jack-Jack]

I'd love to get in on that Target thread, but I hate joining threads after about 2 pages.

 

[Lintasare]

I posted.

 

[nataliela]

Speaking of good intentions...

I got up with DS8 this morning, and told myself that THIS IS THE DAY!! This will be the day I tackle the laundry room AND the dresser drawers AND vaccuum and scrub the floors, AND get the kitchen back to the spotless state that I love, all while being the perfect mom and letting DS3 ride on the vaccuum cleaner and singing "there's an animal in trouble some where!"

Then DS8 got on the bus, and somehow I ended up back in bed, madder than a hornet because the phone wouldn't stop ringing, and I got up to check the DIS, and for whatever reason, I'm still here, DIS'ing and eating mostly melted haagen-dazs chocolate ice cream.

I dunno....your day sounds pretty good to me!

I am holding my tongue, but sooooooooooooooooo want to say "Until you have walked a mile in my shoes don't tell me what I need to do or how to raise my kids"

Or drove 20 miles in my SUV?

OK, so DS8 tells me about his day...they watched Alvin and the Chipmunks during reading today. Why? I dunno. Anyhow, he started giving me the basics, and I told him I know all about the Chipmunks, I watched it when I was a little girl.

Yeah, Mommy, but this is the real Alvin and the Chipmunks.

So apparently, my many years of Chipmunk experience counts for nothing.

My red car has been broken into and I was afraid of getting a ticket when my tags expired in January.

I have a yellow car and had it broken into.... No ticket yet, though!

My red car was broken into! It also had an expired brake tag...so when the cops came, I stood infront of it the whole time!

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Kellie

saw the post

 

[MNFootballMommy]

I posted.

Sassy!

 

[mdrob214]

I'd love to get in on that Target thread, but I hate joining threads after about 2 pages.

I did! Is that against the unwritten DIS rules?

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Did you behave?

you be the judge

 

[malibuconlee]

I posted.

You're so bad!!!

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

I did! Is that against the unwritten DIS rules?

No unwritten rule. But I tend to be that way too. If a thread has gotten too long, you'll have a lot of reading to catch up on, and you'll have sooo much you want to say, that sometimes it doesn't even seem worth it.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Awesome. Are we drinking already? Let me put some beers in the freezer.

I want to drink. Unfortunately, I don't see that in my immediate future. Have one (or 10) for me.

Around here, if it's clean it's a pretty safe bet that a man didn't do it!

True in this house, too. Although if you want something painted, my husband is your guy.

I'd love to get in on that Target thread, but I hate joining threads after about 2 pages.

I do too. I like the newness of page one or two. I thought I was weird for that.

My red car was broken into! It also had an expired brake tag...so when the cops came, I stood infront of it the whole time!

That so sounds like something I would do.

I only read back one page, so I'm sure I missed stuff. I'm too tired to read back any more.

 

[WardenJohn]

Beer!! did someone say beer?!?!! I like beer!!!!! Where's the beer?!?!?!?! I'm going to get some beer!!!!!

Okay I am here.I heard beers being opened

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Ugh, someone shoot me now. DS8 thought it would be a good idea to kick a ball. In the house. He managed to kick it in the direction of the ceiling fan and the "light bulbs sesploded" according to DS3.

 

[WardenJohn]

Which means someone is going to be PUIing later.

do I want to know what that is?