The Losers~Dishes can wait, life can't. Come sit a spell! Winners should walk away.

[tngramma]

Man howdy, you guys confuse me to death. I cannot keep up with all you talk about. What is cleancom 500 and puddin and pie and all the other stuff?

I so want to be in this club but maybe I am too much of a loser to get with it.

Kellie congrats on the good news. Make the warden stick to getting you a puppy after the treatments. DM started her radiation treatments yesterday.

My car needs new tires and not just any ole tires. They are low profile and some other junk I don't understand except that they cost a whole lot more than regular tires.

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Morning Losers...I am bored.

slow day at work?

Man howdy, you guys confuse me to death. I cannot keep up with all you talk about. What is cleancom 500 and puddin and pie and all the other stuff?

I so want to be in this club but maybe I am too much of a loser to get with it.

Kellie congrats on the good news. Make the warden stick to getting you a puppy after the treatments. DM started her radiation treatments yesterday.

My car needs new tires and not just any ole tires. They are low profile and some other junk I don't understand except that they cost a whole lot more than regular tires.

There is a list to of what clean level your house is at. I do not have it but I think the op of it will repost it.
You have a car with low profile tires? Around Boston if you drive cars with low profile tires and tinted windows the state police love to pull you over. What kind of car are you driving?

 

[Lintasare]

Man howdy, you guys confuse me to death. I cannot keep up with all you talk about. What is cleancom 500 and puddin and pie and all the other stuff?

I so want to be in this club but maybe I am too much of a loser to get with it.

Kellie congrats on the good news. Make the warden stick to getting you a puppy after the treatments. DM started her radiation treatments yesterday.

My car needs new tires and not just any ole tires. They are low profile and some other junk I don't understand except that they cost a whole lot more than regular tires.

Cleancom is our system of gauging how clean our homes are. Cleancom 1 is MIL approved and Cleancom 10 is two steps away from being condemed. My place is usually around a Cleancom 6.

The rest...well...can't say too much.

 

[Mkrop]

Man howdy, you guys confuse me to death. I cannot keep up with all you talk about. What is cleancom 500 and puddin and pie and all the other stuff?

I so want to be in this club but maybe I am too much of a loser to get with it.

Kellie congrats on the good news. Make the warden stick to getting you a puppy after the treatments. DM started her radiation treatments yesterday.

My car needs new tires and not just any ole tires. They are low profile and some other junk I don't understand except that they cost a whole lot more than regular tires.

Pm sent

 

[tngramma]

slow day at work?



There is a list to of what clean level your house is at. I do not have it but I think the op of it will repost it.
You have a car with low profile tires? Around Boston if you drive cars with low profile tires and tinted windows the state police love to pull you over. What kind of car are you driving?

Just my luck the cops will be after me. I drive a red PT cruiser with tinted windows. I have also heard red cars get pulled over more than an other color car.

 

[It's A Happy Day]

"What level of clean do you maintain your house at?"

Cleancom 1---Mother In Law (before you were married) Clean
Cleancom 2---Houseguest Clean
Cleancom 3---Company Clean
Cleancom 4---Routine nothing on the floor Clean
Cleancom 5---Cluttered but Clean
Cleancom 6---Not Clean
Cleancom 7---Heading Down the Toilet
Cleancom 8---No one sets foot in the house other than immediate family
Cleancom 9---Crazy Cat Lady Dirty
Cleancom 10---Condemed

So where are you?

 

[mdrob214]

Morning Losers...I am bored.

Me, too. I had to sit at ortho for over an hour, when it was only supposed to be 30 minute appt. ya, right. DD talks funny with her retainer and and she has to be giving a speech--right about now! She was going to try to sweet-talk the teacher into letting her go Monday.

My car needs new tires and not just any ole tires. They are low profile and some other junk I don't understand except that they cost a whole lot more than regular tires.

You don't have spinners, do you? I always threaten the kids that I am goin to get spinners for my minivan! This is them


DH called and asked if I wanted to meet him at the gym and then a late lunch. ummmm, no? Well, I said yes to lunch but no to the workout--my excuse is that I am having a good hair day I am so going to hurt next week when I get back to the gym

 

[Southern4sure]

Hey Farters..... I mean losers.

 

[Lintasare]

Just my luck the cops will be after me. I drive a red PT cruiser with tinted windows. I have also heard red cars get pulled over more than an other color car.

I drive a red car and have never been pulled over.

 

[It's A Happy Day]

I drive a red car and have never been pulled over.

You just jinxed yourself I try to never say never because thats when its gonna happen

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

You just jinxed yourself I try to never say never because thats when its gonna happen

Linty, knock on wood really quickly!!

I just got my first ticket a few weeks ago. Not the first time I've been pulled over. I've been stopped 3 times, but never gotten a ticket.

Of course, it was a woman this time, and they tend to be a little harder on people.

All this reminds me that I still have to send them $160.

 

[tngramma]

slow day at work?



There is a list to of what clean level your house is at. I do not have it but I think the op of it will repost it.
You have a car with low profile tires? Around Boston if you drive cars with low profile tires and tinted windows the state police love to pull you over. What kind of car are you driving?

"What level of clean do you maintain your house at?"

Cleancom 1---Mother In Law (before you were married) Clean
Cleancom 2---Houseguest Clean
Cleancom 3---Company Clean
Cleancom 4---Routine nothing on the floor Clean
Cleancom 5---Cluttered but Clean
Cleancom 6---Not Clean
Cleancom 7---Heading Down the Toilet
Cleancom 8---No one sets foot in the house other than immediate family
Cleancom 9---Crazy Cat Lady Dirty
Cleancom 10---Condemed

So where are you?

Today I am a Cleancom 7 and most days a Cleancom 5. But have been know to be a Cleancom 10.

Me, too. I had to sit at ortho for over an hour, when it was only supposed to be 30 minute appt. ya, right. DD talks funny with her retainer and and she has to be giving a speech--right about now! She was going to try to sweet-talk the teacher into letting her go Monday.


You don't have spinners, do you? I always threaten the kids that I am goin to get spinners for my minivan! This is them :

I don't have spinner but maybe I should get some. We have a Ford Ranger truck that is pimped out. It has purple neon lights underneath and the seat have been upholstered with stitching to say "Ivan's Ford" on the driver's seat and "Diann's Ride" on the passenger seat We don't show it anymore but won several titles in TN, SC, NC, and MI.

Cops like to pull us over in the truck which as be raised a lot. You should see their face when they look in the window and see a Gramma and Popppy.

Most granparents show antique cars but not us!

Thank you for the pm's. I know what you mean and have encountered some of those myself.

 

[PrincessPAC]

"What level of clean do you maintain your house at?"

Cleancom 1---Mother In Law (before you were married) Clean
Cleancom 2---Houseguest Clean
Cleancom 3---Company Clean
Cleancom 4---Routine nothing on the floor Clean
Cleancom 5---Cluttered but Clean
Cleancom 6---Not Clean
Cleancom 7---Heading Down the Toilet
Cleancom 8---No one sets foot in the house other than immediate family
Cleancom 9---Crazy Cat Lady Dirty
Cleancom 10---Condemed

So where are you?

I have a confession. Today is cleaning day at my house. Except, I am not the one cleaning . . .























I've hired someone who comes in once a week (Friday - today ) to clean my house. In my defense, though: she LOVES to clean , and has cleaned my mother's house and my grandmother's house for at least 15 years. Since my both of their houses stay clean most of the time now (except for when my kids are there ), they don't need her as often. Therefore, I stole her. I do try to keep the clutter to a minimum, and she doesn't really do much laundry (she does separate it for me though). So, I admit it. I am such a loser that I actually pay someone to do my dirty work.

So my house's level of clean:

Friday afternoon (from about the time my kids get home until dinner is ready (or the pizza guy shows up)) - 1

Friday evening until the following Friday morning - about 5 1/2.

 

[tngramma]

Alright time to go tire shopping. Doesn't that sound like fun? Dh is pacing the floor and wants to know how I can have so much to say to people I do not even know.

Talk to you tonight.

 

[nataliela]

I had a red car-got a ticket
I have a black car- haven’t gotten a ticket….yet

My car is in the shop today…So now I am driving an 08 Malibu and I love it! If I didn’t have my heart set on killing the world by getting an SUV, I would consider getting another Malibu!

Diann-I would love to see cops faces when they pull you over in that truck!!!


My house is currently at 5….that’s pretty bad for me….I did clean the kitchen last night, although I left a couple of pans to “soak”(aka-I didn’t feel like washing them)

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

I have a confession. Today is cleaning day at my house. Except, I am not the one cleaning . . .























I've hired someone who comes in once a week (Friday - today ) to clean my house. In my defense, though: she LOVES to clean , and has cleaned my mother's house and my grandmother's house for at least 15 years. Since my both of their houses stay clean most of the time now (except for when my kids are there ), they don't need her as often. Therefore, I stole her. I do try to keep the clutter to a minimum, and she doesn't really do much laundry (she does separate it for me though). So, I admit it. I am such a loser that I actually pay someone to do my dirty work.

So my house's level of clean:

Friday afternoon (from about the time my kids get home until dinner is ready (or the pizza guy shows up)) - 1

Friday evening until the following Friday morning - about 5 1/2.

I have told DH that I'm at the end of my rope. No way am I going to go through another crab season like I did last year. Working 12 hours a day or longer, getting home, helping with homework, dinner, baths, bed, and then getting started on paperwork and payroll, and STILL supposed to find time to clean the house?

There are 24 hours in a day, I only sleep for 4 or 5 of them, the other 19 or 20 is devoted to work/kids, I do not have time for cleaning.

 

[fltwinmom]

I go in for my background check today.

Hope they don't find all the felonies I'm hiding.....


Think the boss will fire me once he figures out I've been a bad girl?

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

I go in for my background check today.

Hope they don't find all the felonies I'm hiding.....


Think the boss will fire me once he figures out I've been a bad girl?

I think you're safe!!

 

[fltwinmom]

I think you're safe!!

I'm ready for my punishment now, sir.

 

[It's A Happy Day]

I'm ready for my punishment now, sir.

Thank you please, may I have another