The LOSER thread..we've moved...new address and directions on the last page

[Thats_for_Shore]

My problem is I get distracted by a million other things and forget they are in the dryer. Plus this uniform stuff just never comes out looking right, even when I do pull it right out.

I feel your pain. Although, I'm doing the happy dance because I have less than a week left of uniforms.

 

[LaraK]

Crud...you all reminded me that I was supposed to unearth my ironing board from the back of the closet full of bins this weekend to iron my DD's new patches on her Daisy uniform.

 

[Lintasare]

Crud...you all reminded me that I was supposed to unearth my ironing board from the back of the closet full of bins this weekend to iron my DD's new patches on her Daisy uniform.

Super Glue

 

[katlas&kids]

Nah, no good things for me today. Although, I did bathe...does that count as a good thing?

Actually, I always sit here and talk about how lazy I am, how I don't do anything, and what not, but truth be told, I think I could make some of the WINNERS heads spin if I told them what I really spend my days doing.

I work at a hunting lodge for six weeks in the winter. I wouldn't do it, except a friend is the one in charge, and this is their busy season, and she really needed the help. The days are long, so I don't get anything done at home during these six weeks.

Ok, like today, I'll give you a brief summary of what I've done so far. Your eyes might go cross-eyed, because even the brief summary is very long.

I'll be home around 9 pm. So, take that WINNERS.

Man, I thought my days were bad! I only get up early 1 day to guard the pool and I don't have to be there until 5am. 2 days I teach a water class at 6:30 am. then the office *:30 - 5:30, then back to teach 5:30 - 7. You do have a busy 6 weeks. I hope they pay you well!

 

[LaraK]

Made it home in one piece...I'm listening to the kids destroy the family room...their father is "watching" them.

 

[Lintasare]

I got home to find my sister decided to clean and tossed everything...including my laptop in my room. Just chucked it in.

And she has decreed that I can no longer DIS on my laptop in front of the TV. What a party pooper she is.

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

I got home to find my sister decided to clean and tossed everything...including my laptop in my room. Just chucked it in.

And she has decreed that I can no longer DIS on my laptop in front of the TV. What a party pooper she is.

WOW I would be so upset. I love my lap top on the couch and in my pjs with the cat curled up next to me

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

okay so what is going on with everyone. I have not checked in. If I was not so lazy I would read back a couple of pages and read but we all no as a loser I can not do that. I did make supper tonight since hubby is sick with so stuffed up yuck nose thing going on.
I decided if I fed him he would just go to bed and leave me alone. But no he wants to sit in the chair and whine how I am so sick, blah blah blah
Kellie

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

okay so what is going on with everyone. I have not checked in. If I was not so lazy I would read back a couple of pages and read but we all no as a loser I can not do that. I did make supper tonight since hubby is sick with so stuffed up yuck nose thing going on.
I decided if I fed him he would just go to bed and leave me alone. But no he wants to sit in the chair and whine how I am so sick, blah blah blah
Kellie

Poor baby..no matter how sick we women are, the man is always on death's door, isn't he...poor inferior beings....

I have been doing winner stuff all day..well, not ALL day. Actually only for a half day...well, actually maybe just a couple of hours...ok, a couple of minutes..I didn't do a doggone thing.. Actually I did do a lot today. I cleaned walls. Yes, washed walls. Does anyone REALLY do this? I havge to because I have one of those slobbery dogs that likes to shake his head. You get the picture. Not an attractive thing to see all over the walls. So I spent a couple of hours doing that. And I made stew in the crock pot..so it was kinda lazy. And I took DS8 to BB practice. I think I deserve a nap..

seriously, with DS8's birthday party breathing down my neck, and the possibility of any of the mom's staying for the party and turning out to be PERFECT is freaking me out. I'm finding dirt, mess, where I never noticed it before. At this rate, I'll have a partially clean house with no party stuff going on. Every time someone responds, I immediately tell them they can LEAVE their child..as in "Don't come in here and see what a mess it is!!" One mom has said she has no one to watch her baby, can she bring the baby..I said, of course, then thought...I have no extra room for you to be with that baby..The dogs will be in the bedroom, the other bedroom is my stash everything else room..You're gonna have to sit on the couch in the middle of the party!! OK by me..So of course I told her "you can LEAVE your child if you want to.."...

I'm never gonna make it..how do perfect moms do this???

 

[Diznotyzed]

I found out today that no one has in stock wallpaper borders anymore. When did that happen? Maybe I'll get out my crayons instead.

 

[LaraK]

Ugh...company you don't know neat...I hate that level of neatness!

My son doesn't want to go to sleep, so he's over in his room yelling "mommy I love you"....How do you tell a kid saying "I love you" to shut the heck up and go to sleep?

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Wow...did we all turn into winners today?

So I'm home from the grocery store...I know we've joked about wearing pj's in interesting places...but I saw not one, not two, but THREE different people in the store shopping with their pj's and slippers on.

I saw that on Sunday in Walmart. The one had on plaid bottoms, the other had baby blue ones with cows jumping over the moon. The bed head hair matched. If I hadn't been wearing my stretchy dirty sweat pants myself, I would have invited them to join the LOSER club.

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Ugh...company you don't know neat...I hate that level of neatness!

My son doesn't want to go to sleep, so he's over in his room yelling "mommy I love you"....How do you tell a kid saying "I love you" to shut the heck up and go to sleep?

That is so sweet. I would tell him I love you to. But if you go to sleep you will wake up loving me more

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

I saw that on Sunday in Walmart. The one had on plaid bottoms, the other had baby blue ones with cows jumping over the moon. The bed head hair matched. If I hadn't been wearing my stretchy dirty sweat pants myself, I would have invited them to join the LOSER club.

I wear my pj pants to work on Friday. After I got out of the shower all I wanted was to put my pjs on again.At least I was nice and put on clean ones. My boss thought I was hung over at first I was a site for sore eyes. Wet hair, pjs and slip on sneakers. I was so happy.
Oh my god I need to go get hubby some water. I swear I am getting him a gallon. He is such a baby.

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Okay I got him water but are you ready for this it was not cold enough. So I needed to add ice but not to much because you are going to love this when it melts it taste weird. I swear I am going to a hotel and leaving him here to fin for him self.

 

[LaraK]

Okay I got him water but are you ready for this it was not cold enough. So I needed to add ice but not to much because you are going to love this when it melts it taste weird. I swear I am going to a hotel and leaving him here to fin for him self.

You should have shaken the water in the ice and then carefully drained the water off the ice to serve.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Next Friday. I gave everyone on the invite until Sunday. I put my phone number and email.

See this is where I may fall into WINNER mode bc I would like all of this done and out of the way. I want to get the crap for the party bags, I want to order the cake, and I just want to know what I am in for Plus I am cheap I dont want to pay for more kids stuff than I have too. I did buy 24 boxes of the Barnum Animal Crackers today bc they were 10 for 10 and I thought they would fill my party bag up and if I get less kids then mine can eat them (or me )

The place said I could call the day before but I do need more time to get the other stuff ready.

Now mind you my LOSER status will stay in tact bc my groceries are only half away and my laundry is piled high. But instead of doing that stuff I am checking my email every minute to see if anyone RSVPed.

I'm right there with ya on the birthday party thing. I forgot my email address on the invite, I have received responses from 6 out of 27 kids so far. (party is Sunday) When I get up to around 12, I will be hoping that no one else can come..12 is plenty!! I ordered 30 cupcakes, extras will be welcomed here. I have 27 little plastic treasure chests that I can stuff a couple of days before, only as many as the number of responses. If someone else shows up, I can stuff one really fast at the last minute, then I can return all the unopened extras to Target.. I am having a treasure hunt with a map, still haven't figured out how to do that, I want it to go throughout the neighborhood. I was thinking of just having a blank piece of brown paper, reading it myself, and just making it up as I go along. I am sure one of the kids would want to look at it, though..

We have let everything I wanted to achieve fall to the wayside this long weekend. The thank you notes from CHRISTMAS are still unwritten, we didn't read AT ALL...I am teaching my children well in the art of LOSERDOM...

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

You should have shaken the water in the ice and then carefully drained the water off the ice to serve.

No I should have poured it over his head and slapped him. I love the you don't know how bad I feel. I told him him I went thru 2 bouts of cancer, had a baby so a stuffed up nose is nothing. He says it hurts. I offered him some midol for the pains

 

[Mkrop]

I'm right there with ya on the birthday party thing. I forgot my email address on the invite, I have received responses from 6 out of 27 kids so far. (party is Sunday) When I get up to around 12, I will be hoping that no one else can come..12 is plenty!! I ordered 30 cupcakes, extras will be welcomed here. I have 27 little plastic treasure chests that I can stuff a couple of days before, only as many as the number of responses. If someone else shows up, I can stuff one really fast at the last minute, then I can return all the unopened extras to Target.. I am having a treasure hunt with a map, still haven't figured out how to do that, I want it to go throughout the neighborhood. I was thinking of just having a blank piece of brown paper, reading it myself, and just making it up as I go along. I am sure one of the kids would want to look at it, though..

We have let everything I wanted to achieve fall to the wayside this long weekend. The thank you notes from CHRISTMAS are still unwritten, we didn't read AT ALL...I am teaching my children well in the art of LOSERDOM...

Well I sent out a reminder email and still made phone calls. Shucks I am paying by the head, and I want to know who I am paying for.

I hate getting my house company neat, this is why we never have anyone over, and WHY I am having DS5's party out.

 

[LaraK]

No I should have poured it over his head and slapped him. I love the you don't know how bad I feel. I told him him I went thru 2 bouts of cancer, had a baby so a stuffed up nose is nothing. He says it hurts. I offered him some midol for the pains

Midol!