The Last Word Mansion!

[lvs_eeyore]

Thank you so much Elaine for posting that for me!!!

Nutsy I dont think I am initiated either because I didnt have to do the dance nor tell my undie preference LOL. Maybe I got in before page 419 was written?? hehehehehehehehehe

 

[iluvorlando]

Well, I am so glad to see moving didn't happen whilst we were out shopping...Pam, I am sooooooooooo sorry that I missed your initiation of your new kettle....what roadkill was it this time? Armadillo, deer?

Pam, go get Tripod. I wouldn't mind you cooking him up!

Hi Nutsy! Ritual nekkid dance...hmmmmmmmmm......

Jennifer, are we still roomies in the beach house? We need to develop our decorating strategy then.

Jay, poor Jay. You can come inside now. We still care about you....

Hi Betty!! Have fun at your musical. How dare RL intrude on your dis time!!

Kim, DH may be taking me to The Cheesecake Factory on Monday. I'll check the YC store there for the P&C for you.

Karen, I am so glad you are safe. We heard about a Tornado Warning for southeast Osceola county, that is pretty far from us though. I love your angel. Elaine, she is just beautiful.

Pam, what a beautiful family you have! I agree about your daughter, do they still make chastity belts? LOL Oh, I loved your come back too. I always think of great comebacks too late!

I'm here for a while...don't know if I will make the move. I have a horrible headache.

 

[Pam]

Beanie,
That was a slight oversight on our official YaYas initiator's part -
What can I say - Betty has a "slight" drinking problem.....

Thank you for bringing it to my attention. You can do your "Ritual Nekkid YaYa Dance" with Nutsy. Please be creative with your Dance - you may paint your face, if you wish. But remember not to use scented paint, for some reason it attracts the bears in the woods. We had an "unfortunate" incident with a YaYa hopeful a while back. It was really very unpleasant to watch. But we don't like to discuss that.....

Pam

 

[Dream]

PAM! What a gorgeous family you have!! Gee...you don't look like somebody who cooks long dead opossums!!! Oh man...your daughter is beautiful! I know some really nice nuns who would look after her for awhile if you need them to!

Hi Nutsy! Hi JTB!! RUN CHICKEN RUN!!!! Sorry Nutsy but rules are rules!

What a beautiful angel! Elaine ya done good! And speaking of YOU Elaine....what was that "uh huh...yeah right" remark???

Kim my dear...you really MUST choose and well...Jay is cuter, sweeter and more intelligent and devoted to you entirely! What's the decision here???

****Jodie stands shining a lantern for Nutsy***

And yoo hooo...Beanie...start dancin woman!!!

 

[lvs_eeyore]

Pam you are in rare form tonight!! I am giggling like a mad fool over here. Dh keeps looking over at me and saying Whhhhhhaaaaaaaaat which of course only makes me laugh harder!

 

[Dream]

OK Ya YAs..get ready to run!
We are on page 141!!!

LOL Karen!! DH is doing the same thing to me!! I think he thinks I have hit the NyQuil already!

 

[Dream]

OK Ya'll...gather the gang!
At the beach we are about to hang!
Let's get posting and get the job done
Katholyn wants to have her fun!!

 

[Nutsy]

oK.......................well it looks like it's Beanie & me...............

c'mon Beanie lets do this & do it good................what we gonna paint ourselves with..............gottta do some sort of disugising.........

Guys are we allowed to have music or a fire to keep us warm???

 

[dizneenut]

Pam, you have me ROFL tonight!

Hi Nutsy!!

Wow, that is a beautiful angel.

Oh, poor Tripod better run before Pam gets ahold of him!!

 

[Pam]

Michele and Karen,
You DID the dance - but you both were under the "influence" at the time and probably don't remember..........

Michele,
If you come across a chastity belt - please ship it up ASAP!! I keep telling her that I am only 41, too young to be a Grandma!!

Do you have an extra armadillo around? That would be interesting to cook..... But I think that Tripod, with a little shake and bake, would be very tasty!!

Nutsy,
I have alerted the other YaYas and we are gathered in the clearing in the forest with our lanterns. Marilyn is heading over in her Tank to pick you up and then she'll get Beanie. Please do not worry about us being cold while you two are doing the "Ritual Nekkid YaYa Dance." We all have our long johns on underneath our ski suits. We shall be very toasty.

Pam

 

[jldriscoll]

Oh veteren yayas....it appears we need to take a head count of just who did and whod did NOT do the neked dance!!!!

I say we round them all up and make them do it at our Mansion goodbye party!!

***got my lantern held high!!!****


hey....can anyone tell me how so much noise can come out of 2 8 year old girls?

 

[Dream]

No music...no fire...just dance!!! Ya Yas do not whine!!!

 

[lvs_eeyore]

Have any of the YaYas stayed at the Swan?? I just found out today that the windows in the room go to the floor. This kinda scares me with the kids and also my fear of heights. Is there something there to keep them from hitting the window and breaking it out??? Yeah I know Im paranoid but with two young boys you have to be about safety LOL. I asked this same question on the resorts board but no one has answered it. We will definitely stay there Im just a little concerned as it is just windows with no balcony behind the windows.

 

[jldriscoll]

ok...time to eat up some page space!!! Here's Max.....

 

[Nutsy]

oK.......................well it looks like it's Beanie & me...............

c'mon Beanie lets do this & do it good................what we gonna paint ourselves with..............gottta do some sort of disugising.........

Guys are we allowed to have music or a fire to keep us warm???

 

[lvs_eeyore]

Ahhhhhh Pam thats right. That was the night of the never ending Pina Colada smoothies. I vaguely remember that. Its juuuuuust a little hazy. Okay now who was it that was giggling so loud that night????

 

[Pam]

Jodie,
You know that I always perform on the bongo drums during the "Ritual Nekkid YaYa Dance." It blends in so well with the primitive screams of the other YaYas.

Are we cutting out the walking on broken glass portion of the initiation?

Karen,
I have never stayed at the Swan, sorry. I would think that the glass in the windows would be at least double-plated, maybe even triple plated.

Pam

 

[Dream]

Jodie is surely doing her part
To make sure the Ya Yas soon depart!
Where is that old elder Bonnie?
She could help me get this donie!!!
Wanna hear some real beach tunes
As we frolic in the dunes!
Did ya'll see Jennifer's "guys"?
Aren't they a feast for your eyes?
So let's get crackin Ya Ya dorks!
Don't make me get out my forks!!

 

[jldriscoll]

Jodie...those are Nancy's guys!!! I just posted them!!!!


Here's the other kitty....Patches....

Shake it ladies shake it!!! Poor Jay is missing this!!!!

 

[Dream]

Sorry Pam...forgot about the drums!
I guess you can even hum!
Broken glass? Let's leave that out
Or Nutsy may go home and pout!