Hi.
Jay!?!

Are you okay honey?!

I'm such a boob. Did anyone ever bring Jay back inside?!? Come on YaYas, I wasn't here, ya'll didn't just leave him out there did you?? Bring Jay into my room... we've got to get him dried off and warm again before he catches cold!
*Pssst... Jay? I have a little secret to tell you. Just between you and me... Hewhoforgetstofinishshaving could learn a thing or two from you.* *Sigh* I'm so torn.

Couldn't.....? *Oh dear*

Maybe we could....?
Ack! 
Is there a chance that....? Oh forget it. That would be so selfish of me.
Never mind........I guess.
Karen! Oh my goodness!! What a nightmare!

Thank God it's over now! I'm so glad you didn't have to go through all of that over night... that would've been so terrifying!
Pam! OMG!! You are hilarious!! ROTFL!! Bwahahaha!!! That's the type of thing that will pop out of my mouth when I least expect it... usually if I'm REALLY
REALLY ticked off about something.
HI BETTY! We've been missing you around here!!
Pierce, It sounds like Bonnie could use one of your wonderful massages tonight.

Feel better soon Bonnie! {{{{HUGS}}}}
Pam, I'm sorry to hear about the game, but it does indeed sound as though those boys have a heck of a lot to be proud of!!
Nancy, Yep, I'm sure father and son won't even know what hit'em!!

Hey, if he knew how sweet and harmless I was, he'd probably jump in the box and tape the lid shut for you!!!

Oh! Nancy? Have you tried Yankee's Orange Cupcake yet?! Oh my!!! Yummy!
Sage & Citrus?!?! Eeewwww...gak gak gak. Ooogies. That one makes me feel woozy. GASP!! ....and you didn't like P&C?!? Actually it's not for everbody. It's VERY strong... kind of.... what? Hmmm... I dunno, but I love it. HEY!

WAIT! They had P&C there and you didn't buy it all up for me?!?!

Go back and get it all... pleeeeze!!! I'll pay you back when I see you!!!

Pleeeezie weeeezie!!!!
WARNING!!! WARNING!!!
Pam bought a new kettle!!!!!!!