The Last Word Mansion!

[lilboo]

Originally posted by lilboo
I just took the compatibility test with JUDE LAW:

Here's where we stand:
physical-85%
emotional-94%
intellectual-100%
TOTAL-93%: WAHOOOOO!!!!

Jude baby ...we were meant to be!!!!

here's the link, I'm going to do me and Apolo now!!!teehee.

http://www.celebmatch.com/birthdayf...=Robert+Redford

 

[jldriscoll]

Kim, my MIL said those therapatch things really work. I don't think that's the name...let me look. I hate having a sore neck!

 

[bfeller]

Kim, since I have Pierce tonight, I can loan you Robert Redford. He does great massages and apparently we aren't compatible.

 

[Dream]

Jeannie...phew...yeah that's him!!! Gotta watch out for us Southern Belle's....our Mamas teach us to always keep em guessing!!

Um...ewww....could you find an uglier pic of Robbie??? No fair!! He was having a bad...a bad....body day!

Kim! Still with the headache? You SERIOUSLY need to get that checked!!! Do I have to come out there??? Put that dh of yours right in front of the screen!!! TOM!!! Kim needs a neck massage!!!

WHAT A NIGHT!!! First I talk to Jennifer and then BONNIE!!!! The kids are lovin it! Daddy's away and Mom's havin a party!!! Bonnie you sound just like I thought you would...and you sound like a nurse!! Your voice is soft but firm!! Gotta keep those docs in line!!! What a wonderful night! Thanks for calling!!!

Nancy...no offense to the elder Ya Ya's...I AM one!!! I just had to kid Betty now that she is officially older than me!! And Bonnie! Nice to see ya back in the elder Ya Ya's lodge room!! I must admit it wasn't the same with out ya!!

 

[LucyStorm]

Oh betty, quit your whining! Look who I am most compatible with!


Your best matches

Bill Gates 99%
Tony Gwynn 97%
Babyface 96%
Jean-Claude van Damme 96%
Benjamin Bratt 96%

Give me a darn break!

 

[lilboo]

Betty, he was on Melrose Place, but let's not rush into a transitional, rebound guy just yet...
...aww heck, what's one night? Happy Birthday...

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Kim, I've got my Apolo numbers...how'd you do?
physical-100%(yowza! must be all on his side, I swear! )
emotional-43% (immature...him, I mean)
intellectual-100%(Must be all on my side)
TOTAL-81% (eh...not to worry Jude honey!!!!)

Jodie, I'll put him in.

 

[LucyStorm]

Okay, I take it back. This is my compatibility with Pierce:
physical-99
emotional-100
intellectual-84
Total-94

Since when have I ever said I wanted him around for the intellectual conversations? C'mon Piercie baby, let's sneak down to the basement and the hot tub!

 

[LucyStorm]

aw shoot, I forgot I lent him to Betty for the night.

 

[Kama89]

Physical 100% (well, duh!!)
emotional 90%
intellectual 92%
Total-- 92%

That'll do.

 

[LucyStorm]

but Kimmie, who is it that you are 92% compatible with?

 

[Kama89]

Bill Gates...99%!!! YIKES!! LOL

Jennifer, I actually had one of those patch thingies on earlier today, and the dumb thing wouldn't stay on!! It did feel wonderful...but the one end kept coming undone.

Jodie, Tom and Cameron are spoiling me rotten tonight. They're cooking me dinner and have set the living room up to "spoil mama"...not exactly sure what this means because I haven't been down yet to look, hmmm... guess they have Apolo down there waiting for me. (Bad Mama) I think they do have a DVD in they think I'd like to watch... (that means it's NOT MASH or Spongebob, or Star Wars for a change) now if they were really on top of things they'd have the Olympic highlights VHS tape plugged in. I'm not sure what I did to my neck, but I can't even turn my head all the way to the left. Ugh.

But first!! Gotta go take that test one more time just for the heck of it.

 

[Kama89]

Woah! Wait...let me clarify here! I am not the one 99% compatible with Billy boy. I was commenting on Bonnie's compatability rating!!!! Whew! Just wanted to clear that little detail up.



Who is my 92%'er??? Why, who do you think!?!

I goofed! It wasn't 92%, it was 94%!!

 

[LucyStorm]

I guess if I have to be compatible with a Dweeb, at least he's a very rich dweeb!

 

[helenabear]

Gee... could it be Apolo Kimmie?

 

[Mickey's sunshine]

Howdy neighbors, how is it going over here?

 

[lilboo]

NOw these THERAPATCHES are sounding INtriguing...I think I'm going to keep some next to the whiskey and Nyquil.

ANd SPOOKY...I'm not compatible with ANY of the other Cabana boys I've tried...no worries Jude honey!!!!

I'm having a ball with this test while I LMBO at this Bachelor special-heeehoooo! Bonnie are you watching...oh, I'm SOOOO mean.

Hey Christine come take the test...join the madness.
http://www.celebmatch.com/birthdayf...=Robert+Redford

 

[Dream]

Ooookay! Hubbie's out of town, talkin on the phone to my buds, Zima in my hand....and gazing at my Man Toy!!!! Holy Smokes!!! life doesn't get any better than THIS!!!

 

[yensid1071]

A massage Kim? No offense to all the other guys here, but go away. I'll take care of Kimmie. Shoo, boys. Move along.

Betty.... Al Snow?!?! I found a pic of him for you, plus a little bio. Just click here . I will tell you this much: He's a TV personality. An athlete (of sorts). And will fall for you like nobody else (trust me on that one).

Hmmm.... I may ask for his help Betty. The other couple people I've inquired with had no clue (if he needs a hint of the problem, just say "network socket connection" error). When I find an error, I never make them easy, that's for sure!

 

[bfeller]

OK, this is absolutely my last post. Got to get out of here.

BILL GATES!!!!!

Sorry Bonnie!!! Really I am truly sorry. Although he does have a lot of money.



Melrose Place, well that doesn't help me. I never watched the show.

Hi Christine

I really have to go, Pierce is calling.

Will try to check in tomorrow morning.

 

[Dream]

Bill Gates??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!