The King's are Ritsy Titsy and Spanktastic!!! Join us.

[winkers]

That shirt is hilarious!! What did Mr. the King say about it?

 

[Mrs. The King]

Ummmm...the shirt is flippin hilarious. And of course...it's very appropos for a man as exhibitionist as Mr. The King...since he does love to sing on Main Street and all!

Can't wait to hear all about it!

You can't wait to hear about Goofy's body cavity search of the poor jiggler

That shirt is hilarious!! What did Mr. the King say about it?

Well, remembering that he is accepting a gift from his sweet, green eyed 6 year old, he was as pleased as he could pretend to be. While giving me dirty looks and scratching his head with the finger. But, it is what she picked out and Mr. The King was recovering from his vasectomy, so the shirt was probably very true, at the time. He is wearing it to poker tonight, I am sure it will be a hit.

 

[rentayenta]

LOVE the title. Now it's time to go back and catch up!

 

[winkers]

But, it is what she picked out and Mr. The King was recovering from his vasectomy, so the shirt was probably very true, at the time. He is wearing it to poker tonight, I am sure it will be a hit.

 

[Mrs. The King]

Maybe it only happens in my house. Mr. The King kindly bought me the minivan of my dreams. He drives our crap vehicle. The one that you need two feet to drive, even though it is not standard shift. And the windows only work some of the time. I appreciate his sacrifice for my princess like comfort. But apparently, an inspection goes on that I don't know about. As he comes in the house he "notices" our van. He is checking for damage. Every day.


The other day he walks in to the kitchen where I am happily dancing the jiggler around. Big smiles.

He says "There is a ding in the van"

No response from me, still smiling, less dancy, trying to pretend like I am listening.

He tries again "There is a ding in the front hood"

Me ~"Maybe is is from the storm the other night? A tree branch or something"

Him ~"No"

How the hell does he know it wasn't a tree branch? Coulda been. What is he Columbo of the dings?

Him~ "Looks like a rock"

Here he throws in a pregnant pause. Full of accusation.

Me~"Huh, you think the storm kicked up a rock?"

Silence from Mr. The King. Then, the grilling stare. Like I am in an interview room down in the precinct. He adds the always pleasant eyebrow arch.

Isn't that sumthin? Does he think that I would not notice a rock banging on the hood of the van while driving it?

Need I mention that he has been driving the van both times we had damage to my princess mobile? Blew out the back window backing into a ladder and was at the helm when a actual rock hit the actual van and exploded out the back window?

No, I won't mention that.

Granted, the woman in my family have a crappy car history. Locking keys in running vehicles. Arriving to a lunch date in two cars leaving in one and forgetting about the second car. Until the next day.

But my sister has the worst stories of all. I was a passenger for one particular story. She was driving her spiffy Ford Feastiva. In the middle of the road, there was about a three foot high pile of manure that must have fallen off a farm truck, hay sticking out of it. Sis is doing about 55 miles per hour, headed straight for it.

Me (all calm) ~ "What ya gonna do about that pile?"

her (all calm) ~"I am going to put it between the tires"

Holy Crapamoly! Ever see a Feastiva? I have worn Maxi pads bigger than that car. I was sure we were about to launch Duke's of Hazards style over this giant pile of ****. I had to watch though. Couldn't believe my eyes. Like seeing a snake try and eat an elephant.

Boom, we hit. God Bless that little car, it didn't go airborne. But the grinding noise of the grill eating that mound was alarming. Thudding and smooshing over it, my sister refused to let up on the gas. It was fun seeing my Dad's face when we pulled in the driveway. Her car always smelled like poop after that.


Needless to say it wasn't me. The ding. I blame him.

 

[jcc0621]

Another Focker is here. I'm all caught up and all I can say is all I have done is

I sympathize with the car issues. I have locked my keys in my car at least twice with the motor still running

DId are read correctly, are your parents CM's?

 

[winkers]

I love the manure story!

 

[Mrs. The King]

Another Focker is here. I'm all caught up and all I can say is all I have done is

I sympathize with the car issues. I have locked my keys in my car at least twice with the motor still running

DId are read correctly, are your parents CM's?

Hey Focker! Yes My parents are seasonal CM's. They always point with two fingers!

I love the manure story!

It was terrifying

 

[Goofyluver]

I throw in the arch for emphasis...not for accusation.

Ya' know..."I'm realllly serious here" (eyebrow arch)

"The dog died" (eyebrow arch)

"don't make me come back there" (eyebrow arch)

 

[Mrs. The King]

I throw in the arch for emphasis...not for accusation.

Ya' know..."I'm realllly serious here" (eyebrow arch)

"The dog died" (eyebrow arch)

"don't make me come back there" (eyebrow arch)

We are just Focktastic in here!! I can't raise my eyebrows. You lucky lady.

 

[ncsjodi]

Okay, I just followed your link over from TFW thread and was just laughing so loud at the manure story that I almost woke my kids!

My husband actually took a break from playing WoW to come read the story! That's impressive!

I can't wait to read along on your journey to Disney! I probably need to make sure the girls are fast asleep before I read though, so I won't wake them up!

 

[jcc0621]

Hey Focker! Yes My parents are seasonal CM's. They always point with two fingers!

MIne are CM's too The are year round though....Aren't the freebies AWESOME

 

[Mrs. The King]

Okay, I just followed your link over from TFW thread and was just laughing so loud at the manure story that I almost woke my kids!

My husband actually took a break from playing WoW to come read the story! That's impressive!

I can't wait to read along on your journey to Disney! I probably need to make sure the girls are fast asleep before I read though, so I won't wake them up!

I am so glad you liked it! Thanks for coming over.

MIne are CM's too The are year round though....Aren't the freebies AWESOME

I could not go if it wasn't for the perks

 

[PrincessV]

Me (all calm) ~ "What ya gonna do about that pile?"

her (all calm) ~"I am going to put it between the tires"

And, adding to the Funny... at the bottom of my page, Google thinks I could use some "Lubricant to Stop Squeaks
Silence a Squeak With a Single Spray. Learn How from Jig-a-Loo! "
And, "Men Wearing Lingerie".

Say WHAT?!?!

 

[Mrs. The King]

And, adding to the Funny... at the bottom of my page, Google thinks I could use some "Lubricant to Stop Squeaks
Silence a Squeak With a Single Spray. Learn How from Jig-a-Loo! "
And, "Men Wearing Lingerie".

Say WHAT?!?!

Jig-a-loo That is the best!


12 days to go. Until I can be home. I can't wait. I have made three of PS's outfits. I will post pics of my craziness. We have a Dasiy and Donald theme, Chip and Dale theme and Pluto theme.

PS insisted on having me write "Nuts on the loose" on the back of Chip and Dale on. On the dirty mind o meter, how bad is that saying? Hopefully not too bad. I just picked up some polymer clay from Joann Fabrics. I am going to try and learn how to sculpt little Chip and Dale heads for the center of the matching bows I plan on making.

PC is so much tougher. I am good with cute and fuzzy animals. I was going to make a vintage ticket shirt, but that idea fell in the pooper. Now I am thinking of having a monorail on the front and "Please stand clear of the doors" on the back. He is a transportation type of kid. I have spent hours doing PS's stuff I want to exert the same energy on PC's. But transportation is tough to work with on my meager skills. I was also thinking of making him a home made scrap book, with special pages to get a signature from the drivers, operators of Disney transportation. Like the ferry boat captain, monorail operator, tram driver, bus driver. What do you guys think of that?

The best news was that on a Lark (I love Lark, whoever he is) I called Disney and set up a Bibbity Bobbity Bootique appointment for our morning in MK! In the castle. I am so excited. I am going to have PC do the "cool dudes" package. I am going to bring PS's Cinderella dress from home and do the coach package. I hope that will go well, I am so excited.

Wow, there is no funny hiding in this update. Of course I am very serious about preparation for the World!!!

 

[nateryan]

I'm so looking forward to another Trip Report. Can't wait to see pictures of your hard work on your kids stuff. I like the scrapbook idea for the drivers of all Transportation.

 

[Mrs. The King]

I'm so looking forward to another Trip Report. Can't wait to see pictures of your hard work on your kids stuff. I like the scrapbook idea for the drivers of all Transportation.

Your a survivor of the first one? Bless you Thanks for your encouragement. I wasn't sure if the drivers might think I was weird.

 

[jcc0621]

I could not go if it wasn't for the perks

Us too, well at least not every year...

Where do your parents work? My mom is at Artist Point and my dad is at WWOS!

PS insisted on having me write "Nuts on the loose" on the back of Chip and Dale on. On the dirty mind o meter, how bad is that saying? Hopefully not too bad.

I don't think that's bad at all.

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I was also thinking of making him a home made scrap book, with special pages to get a signature from the drivers, operators of Disney transportation. Like the ferry boat captain, monorail operator, tram driver, bus driver. What do you guys think of that?

I think that is a great idea and I think the CM's will also get a kick out of it. HOw many ferry boart captains get asked for their autograph.

The best news was that on a Lark (I love Lark, whoever he is) I called Disney and set up a Bibbity Bobbity Bootique appointment for our morning in MK! In the castle. I am so excited. I am going to have PC do the "cool dudes" package. I am going to bring PS's Cinderella dress from home and do the coach package. I hope that will go well, I am so excited.

Wow, there is no funny hiding in this update. Of course I am very serious about preparation for the World!!!

NO time for funny this close to the trip

 

[PrincessV]

PS insisted on having me write "Nuts on the loose" on the back of Chip and Dale on. On the dirty mind o meter, how bad is that saying?

Okay, I'll admit it... reading it made me But I like it!

I was also thinking of making him a home made scrap book, with special pages to get a signature from the drivers, operators of Disney transportation. Like the ferry boat captain, monorail operator, tram driver, bus driver. What do you guys think of that?

What a great idea!

The best news was that on a Lark (I love Lark, whoever he is) I called Disney and set up a Bibbity Bobbity Bootique appointment for our morning in MK!

Wooo hooo!

Wow, there is no funny hiding in this update.

I disagree - see the nuts above.

 

[Mrs. The King]

Us too, well at least not every year...

Where do your parents work? My mom is at Artist Point and my dad is at WWOS!



I don't think that's bad at all.

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I think that is a great idea and I think the CM's will also get a kick out of it. HOw many ferry boart captains get asked for their autograph.







NO time for funny this close to the trip

Parents have done all sorts of stuff, but mostly character greeters!
Imagine if our parents knew each other