Papa Deuce
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. The instructions, at the entrance, lists a description of how the store operates:
WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!!
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of each man, is listed on the door. As the shopper ascends the flights, more attributes are listed. There is, however, a catch... You may choose any man from a particular floor and leave, or you may choose to go up to the next floor. The men on each successive floor have more attributes. However, once you choose to go up to the next floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
Happy Shopping!!!!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 These men have jobs
She chooses to go up.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 These men have jobs, and like kids
Again, she continues up.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 These men have jobs, like kids and are good looking
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking, and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, love the way you look in any situation, say Im sorry any time hes close to being wrong, do all the housework, and have amazing romantic abilities.
She is soooo tempted to stay, but she goes up to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 648,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are Impossible to Please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building,
and have a nice day!
WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!!
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of each man, is listed on the door. As the shopper ascends the flights, more attributes are listed. There is, however, a catch... You may choose any man from a particular floor and leave, or you may choose to go up to the next floor. The men on each successive floor have more attributes. However, once you choose to go up to the next floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
Happy Shopping!!!!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 These men have jobs
She chooses to go up.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 These men have jobs, and like kids
Again, she continues up.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 These men have jobs, like kids and are good looking
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking, and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, love the way you look in any situation, say Im sorry any time hes close to being wrong, do all the housework, and have amazing romantic abilities.
She is soooo tempted to stay, but she goes up to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 648,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are Impossible to Please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building,
and have a nice day!
funny
Shame on you
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