No, your eyes are not deceiving you...this really is another installment on the
same day. I know...I'm as shocked and amazed as you are!
The truth is, I'm going out of town next week and who knows if I'll have high speed internet, so I'm posting what I have written rather than waiting 'til I get back.
Now, where were we?
Ahhh, yes....next stop: AmeriSuites!
When we decided to treat ourselves to a Disney weekend, we knew it was going to be on the cheap. Sometimes we hit the World and go ka-ray-zee spending money on food, trinkets and other assorted souvenirs and live like the royalty we truly are for a couple of nights in a deluxe resort with Mickey and Stitch wake-up calls and door-to-door monorail service. And other times we have a strict not a penny more than
budget. This was one of the other times.
I searched for an AP or Florida resident room only discount, but came up empty; so I went back to my favorite standby: Priceline. Ive always had good luck with Priceline, but you run a risk when you click that OK button and let some unknown being choose your hotel for you. I was going for a 3-star at around $50, but after two weeks of trying I decided Id better play it safe and got a 2 ½ star for $43 at the AmeriSuites three miles off Disney property with a bonus continental breakfast. Check-in was a breeze and we were in our room in no time. We were pleasantly surprised to find a microwave (popcorn, anyone?) and a foldout sofa bed, which Izzi quickly proclaimed as hers and hers alone. All in all, we gave it a tired but heartfelt thumbs up.
No sooner were we in the room than Mz Iz asked if she could go down to the lobby to call her boyfriend
or as her daddy likes to call him, her boyfiend. Dads are so funny. Dani told her she could sit on the couch and talk to him, and the rest of us would sit on the beds and watch TV, but that wasnt enough privacy for Iz. What followed was a discussion between a boyfriend-deprived 13 year old and an over-tired mom with differing opinions on what constitutes privacy. There were tears. There was yelling. There was the, You can talk to him IN THIS ROOM or not at all, ultimatum, followed by, That is SO not fair!
At this point, I decided I should take a shower.
When I came back into the room, there was silence. The door was propped open with the safety latch, and Izzi was sitting in the hallway, which apparently constitutes enough privacy to talk to ones boyfriend.
Ahhh, the beauty of compromise.
The nice thing about staying in Orlando is that we could sleep in a little
til 7:30! Considering that Im usually up at 5:30 a.m., it was almost like sleeping til noon. As it was, I woke up before everyone else and had a chance to do a little reflecting.
This date, May 7, is significant for me, which is why Ive mentioned it being my re-birthday. Im a cancer survivor, and May 7 is the date I got my cancer-free diagnosis. I went through three years of treatments, drugs, biopsies, and invasive procedures. There were good days and bad days, days I felt like staying in bed but got up and went to work anyway and days I shut the curtains, turned off the phone, and hid. I lived on hope, trust and prayer. I moved carefully through life, afraid to make long-range plans, trying always to be prepared for the worst. I dont think you can truly be prepared for the worst
you just have to face it when it comes and get through it with as much grace as possible. Having cancer changed me. It made me realize how many dreams I have and how hard Im willing to fight to make them come true. I became aware of how strong I am, how much I love my family and who my friends are. I know that if I can beat cancer, I can do anything. But I didnt beat cancer by myself. I did it with a lot of help
from doctors, nurses, anesthesiologists, lab techs, etc. My family and friends held me up when I couldnt stand alone. They drove me to appointments and procedures, coaxed me to eat when I wasnt hungry, made me laugh when all I wanted to do was cry, and motivated me to WANT to get better. Cancer didnt just happen to me
it happened to everyone who cares about me, too. So my re-birthdays arent just for me
theyre for all the people that made them possible.
So what does all this have to do with a Walt Disney World trip report? For me, long before The Happiest Celebration On Earth, WDW has been about celebrating. As a child, it was a celebration of magic, a place where I could hug a giant mouse, meet a princess and ride a flying elephant. As a teenager, it was a celebration of independence, a place I could go with my friends, ride in a Doom Buggy and flirt with a willy nilly silly old bear. As an adult, it became a celebration of memories, a place where I can still hear my little sisters squeal of delight at meeting Tigger and see my kid brother, armed with his new dagger, sparring with Captain Hook in front of POTC.
When I was deciding what I wanted to do this year to celebrate, WDW was the natural
the only
choice. What could be better than spending two days with Dani, who is not only my cousin, but also my friend, and Iz and Lilli at Disney?
These are just some of the things I was thinking about that quiet Sunday morning. When Lilli woke up and climbed in bed with me, all cuddly and sweet and warm and drowsy, she said, Happy re-birthday, Aunt Lauri. Yep, I got a little misty then
and Im a little misty now writing about it.
Aint life GRAND?
And now, back to your regularly scheduled trip report:
After much jostling for bathroom and vanity privileges, we headed down for the carbfest
I mean continental breakfast
and loaded up on frozen waffles, muffins, instant grits, and yogurt. Is it any wonder we all wanted to sleep afterwards? But no naps for us
today is Everest-Dinosaur-Rockin Roller Coaster-Tower of Terror day!!
Confession number 6: I am an excellent driver but a terrible navigator. In spite of Danis best efforts, I very nearly took us to Animal Kingdom LODGE rather than Animal Kingdom THEME PARK.
Once past the VERY THOROUGH bag check, we slipped through Rainforest Café to the back entrance into the park, and I got my Cadillac for the day.
AK was VERY crowded, and the walkways are not very
ECV friendly. Ive read in other trip reports about invisible strollers, and Im here to say, I feel your pain. I joked that I had evidently put on my Cloak of Invisibility that morning because it was obvious that no one could see the woman in the purple Mood Subject To Change Without Notice Tinker Bell T-shirt and bright pink
Crocs on the ECV right in front of them.
I am a polite, gently reared, kindhearted flower of southern womanhood, but more than once I felt like turning my back on everything my mama taught me, beeping that ECV horn long and hard and yelling, Yo, numbskull
yes, you in the There's too much blood in my alcohol system shirt...excuuuuse me
comin through!
Unlike our Epcot day, today we had a plan: ride Everest and Dinosaur, see Festival of the Lion King and get the heck out of Animal Kingdom. Sometimes a plan comes together
sometimes, not so much.
We were on a mission to obtain Fastpasses for Everest and cut through Dinoland to get there as quickly as possible. With Fastpasses, in hand, we noticed that there was a loooooooong line for the ride, but there was no screaming to be heard. Could it be? Had we all gone deaf? Or was the ride experiencing
perish the thought
technical difficulties? Our fears were confirmed, but we were assured that the ride would be up and running, very soon, so we decided to ride Dinosaur first.
I always get off of Dinosaur feeling like I need a good chiropractor. According to Izzi, the secret is to plant your feet solidly on the floor and then let your body flop around. Ummm
OK.
On second thought
Huh?
I think Ill stick to my tried and true method: hold on for dear life and try not get thrown from the vehicle in spite of the seat belt. Hey, its worked for me so far.
At the end of the ride, Dani asked a CM to call and see if Everest was back up, and since it wasnt and wed had so much fun getting our vertebrae dislocated once, we decided to ride Dinosaur again. Can you say gluttons for punishment?
Everest was still down (I guess very soon is relative), so we made our way to Primeval Whirl, which is one of Lillis favorites. Ordinarily, I like this kind of ride a lot. Im definitely a Tea Cups kinda girl, but PW is too jerky, especially after two rounds with Dinosaur, so the girls went off to ride while Dani and I tried to find a patch of shade to wait in. Shade is verrrrryyyy hard to come by in that part of the park.
We waited.
We discussed how many times the Dumbo the Flying Elephant ride has been re-invented at WDW. Hey, I never said we were brilliant conversationalists.
And waited.
We watched a group of guys dressed like house painters balance on ladders and juggle paintbrushes.
And waited.
I took pictures:
Is it just me, or is Dino-Rama cheesy?
I played with the zoom feature on my camera.
Definitely cheesy.
Just how close up can I get without moving?
Its supah-cheesy!
After two times doing the Whirl and another call to check on EE (the CMs were VERY helpful and it saved us from having to trek all the way to Asia twice), we decided to treat ourselves to ice cream and get in line for Its Tough to be a Bug.
OK, show of hands
who thinks that Bug has the coolest queue line of all?
Next: You want me to ride Everest in the FRONT ROW?????