OK, the Dudettes trip report isnt ready yet, but I wrote this a few days ago and didnt get to post it before we left. Trip report comin up as soon as I have time to get it from my brain to my fingertips!
I like to plan. I plan lotsa things
baby showers, bridal showers, birthday parties, slumber parties, Super Bowl parties, even grocery store expeditions. But Ill be honest with you
planning a Disney trip for 10 people for a week is about to kick my planning butt.
I have met my nemesis.
Luckily the Planning Force is strong in me.
I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED!
So, have you heard Disney is offering free dining again?
That means that all table service restaurants in WDW are gonna be jumpin and if you dont have an ADR, chances are you wont be eatin at any of them. I have tried to explain this to the GGs, but they just dont get it. They think they can just walk up to a restaurant
any restaurant
and get a table. Now THAT would be real Disney magic!!
Yall gather round and Ill tell you a little story.
Case in point:
I was at MK with a boyfriend. Hes not a Disneyaholic like me, and even though hes lived in Florida his whole life, he can count his Disney adventures on both hands.
That, my friends, is just sad.
Anyway, he knows that I love Disney; so he and I set off for a day at the Magic Kingdom. It was a pretty busy day in January, so I was showin off my skills. My fastpass, hidden Mickey, secrets of the MK skills. He was pretty impressed and somehow got the idea that the park wasnt as busy as it really was. It got to be lunchtime, and I suggested my favorite CS place, Pinocchios Village Haus in Fantasyland.
Gotta love those Figaro fries!!
But ohhhh noooo, he doesnt wanna do CS. He wants to sit at a table and have someone SERVE him.
Umm.
Well.
Pregnant pause.
Him: Arent there sit-down places here?
Me: Of course there are, but
Him: Isnt there one in Cinderellas Castle?
Me silently: Its CinderellAH Castle, you poor under-Disney-educated man.
Me outloud: Yes, but
.
Him: Lets go there, then.
Me silently: Are you high?
Me outloud: Theyre probably booked.
Him: Let me talk to the guy
Ill get us a table.
Me silently: Sure you will
in APRIL.
Me outloud: OK, honey.
So off we go to the castle. We wait for our turn to talk to the guy and are told politely but firmly that there are no tables available for lunch or dinner. For the next three weeks.
Me silently: Told ya so, told ya so.
Me outloud: Thanks for trying
wanna go back to Pinocchios?
But Mr. I Dont Do Counter Service was bound and determined we were going to eat at a real restaurant with real waiters. He persevered, and we wound up getting in at Tonys. After we checked LTT, Crystal Palace, and every other CS place between Tomorrowland and Frontierland, none of which met his high standards.
And that was when there was no free dining.
The defense rests.
So anyway, back to the free dining and ADRs for 10 people. I thought choosing a resort was hard, but this escalates the difficulty factor to about a 10+. Its like going from a single Axel to a triple Salchow.
Since our trip is a double birthday celebration, its a given that the two birthday babes get to each pick a place for dinner. My choice is the castle. In all the times Ive been to MK, Ive never eaten there; and by George, Im gonna. Erica wants sushi for her birthday dinner.
Yuck.
Ick.
Phooey.
But its her choice, so I researched sushi at WDW. I got recommendations for the Japanese pavilion in EPCOT and California Grill, but far and away the most recommended sushi place is Wolfgang Pucks in DTD. After perusing the menus, I agreed and decided on Wolfies. Cuz Im the planner, dagnabbit, and I think its going to be cool to take the boat from POR to DTD and eat on the patio overlooking the water.
When all is said and done, we have ADRs at 50s Prime Time Café, Wolfgang Puck Café, Le Cellier, Cinderellas Royal Table, 1900 Park Fare, Boma, Crystal Palace and OHana. Now I realize that buffets are not the best use of TS credits if youre trying to get the biggest bang for your buck; but I figure with all the kids in our gang, its a pretty safe bet theyll all be able to find something on the buffet to tickle their taste buds.
Besides, its FREE, and Im gonna laugh my posterior off every time I see the check and waltz out without paying. Right, Zzub?
OK, theres another reason, too.
I think itll be really cool to eat with Mary P. and the Charmings (Cindy and Prince
you know them, right?). My sister is a Winnie the Pooh and Tigger fanatic, and who doesnt love Stitch?
The funny thing is that these character meals are more for the adults than the kids. Theyd be content to do without, but my BIL was like, Really? Breakfast with Stitch? Coooooooool!!
I wanted to add the Princess Breakfast in Norway, too, but I was afraid the kids would stage a revolution and force us to breakfast on Pop Tarts and Mountain Dew.
Hey, it could happen. Sure they LOOK harmless, but theyre sneaky.
Our Crystal Palace reservation is before the park opens, and were hoping to scoot over and wake Tink while everyone else is trying to get down Main Street. Im also hoping to get some almost empty MK photos with the gang in front of the castle. The whole group thinks this is a way cool idea, so it just goes to show that, contrary to popular belief, I CAN please everyone. Once.
Were going to
MNSSHP on October 5; and believe it or not, Im NOT planning the costumes. Thats right. Its every Grand Gatherer for himself.
I can sense your doubt, but Im serious. Just wait and see if Im not.
Oh, ye of little faith.