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Great report!I am looking forward to reading more.I am going with a group in October-there will be 15 of us and I am planning it also. 

dismom9761 said:Great report!I am looking forward to reading more.I am going with a group in October-there will be 15 of us and I am planning it also.![]()
SoNotAPrincess said:
SoNotAPrincess said:FRIDAY, MARCH 3, 2006
Im playing hooky from work. Sort of. They know Im going to WDW, but it feels like Im playing hooky. I work for a company with offices throughout the country, most of which are in places where cold white stuff falls from the sky, piles up and causes fender benders and outbursts of colorful language. I have a conference call with these folks every morning, and invariably someone will ask what the weather is in Florida. They obviously WANT to be tortured, so I oblige by telling them its 75 degrees, sunny with a breeze coming in off the ocean.
I tell them this even when its raining buckets.
Cruella aint got nuthin on me.
When I tell them Im off to WDW, they say, Again? but I know theyre secretly jealous of my close personal relationship with The Mouse. Or at least of my close geographic proximity.
Now back to our story.
My partner in crime oops, I mean planning is my cousin Dani. Were both Disney nuts and compulsive planners, so Im hoping to lure her and her (home schooled) girls (Lilli and Izzi) into spending a day at WDW with me.
No such luck. Theyre going to see the Tut exhibit in West Palm. Poop. Oh well, guess Im flyin solo. I can think of worse things than hangin out with The Mouse and decide to make Animal Kingdom my destination for the day.
I admit that I tend to bypass AK in favor of MK and Epcot. Im feeling a little guilty about treating AK like Disneys redheaded stepchild, so I intend to show it some love. I live only about an hour away, and Im there a little past 9 a.m. just missed Rafiki opening the park.
Again.
Im putting See opening of AK on my things-to-do list.
I ignore the crowd elbowing each other to get through the turnstiles and enter through Rainforest Café. Theres no one there but a lonely CM, so Im feelin pretty clever. Pleasantries are exchanged:
Me: Hi, how are you today?
CM: Great, thanks; how bout you?
Me: Really good!
CM: Have a wild day!
In two shakes of a Plutos tail, Im in. So dont go telling anyone else about this secret entrance, OK? Its just between you n me.
Its a beautiful morning in the Kingdom, and I have explicit instructions to have a wild day so Id better get a move on. Theres a cool breeze blowing, lots of shady green areas and plenty of neat things to look at.
Ahhh nature, Disney style.
I watched the Flamingos for a while. I like pink. I like birds. Voila! Or as we like to say in my family, Viola!
Yep, were original.
Back to the Flamingos. There was a whole bunch of em standing around on one leg, but only one with his head up. I amused myself by making up a story about him being King Flapinkgo and how the rest of them were bowing in abject servitude before his royal pinkness and then moved on to the Tree of Life.
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King Flapinkgo and his minions
Ive gotta admit the Tree of Life is impressive. Grand. But it lacks the magic of the castle, the whimsy of the Sorcerers hat, and the POW of the shiny silver golf ball.
Plus, in photographs it looks a little puny.
I took about six pictures of it anyway.
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OK, so maybe it doesn't look so puny after all.
Pay no attention to the date stamp on the pictures. The camera was new.
Nuf said.
Everybody (and I do mean EVERYBODY) knows that in order to see the most animals on the Safari, you have to ride it early in the day.
PICTURE THIS
A CM is standing at the park entrance with a bullhorn announcing, Thank you for participating in Disneys Safari Sprint, held daily at 9 a.m. at AK.
Safari Mickey steps out and squeaks, Runners, take your mark get ready set GO! He fires off a confetti gun and does his signature Mickey laugh, which for some reason is less annoying than Minnies giggle. Probably because HE is The Main Mouse.
And theyre off!
This is a winner take all, no prisoners, mad race over the Harambe Bridge. Small children are being dragged by the arm with parents shouting, Do you want to see the white rhinoceros or not? Stroller wheels are burning rubber, people on ECVs are mowing walkers down.
Its not pretty.
I, on the other hand, am meandering. Im watching the sprinters and taking pictures.
Not of the sprinters, silly of the birds!
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And the sign.
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I chit chat with a few other meanderers and stop for a cinnamon bun at Tusker House. Sadly, the bun left a lot to be desired. I asked if the cinnamon buns were warm, and the CM smiled brightly and assured me that yes, they are; but obviously there was a communication breakdown cuz it was cold. And a little stale.
I dunno maybe the CM thought I said, Is the weather warm?
It was also smothered in enough icing to cover a dozen cupcakes. Dont get me wrong, I love icing but no amount of icing was gonna make that bun taste warm and soft.
Anyway, by the time I get to the safari, the standby line is already 40 minutes long. Good thing theres fastpass! While Im waiting for 10:20 to arrive, I look at pins (I need Jafar to go with Jasmine in my Princess and Villain collection).
By the way, have you ever seen a Lady Tremaine pin? I think Im gonna be forced to use Lucifer as Cinderellas nemesis, but that aint right! I mean hes bad and all that, but hes not evil-stepmother-take-away-your-pony-steal-your-slipper-and-lock-you-in-the-attic bad!
I had a very interesting conversation with a CM named Calvin (which made me think of 1000thhappyhaunt). Calvins job is at the pin kiosk right located next to a fan. Sweet! You go, Calvin. Calvin suggested I try the pin shop at Downtown Disney to find Lady Tremaine.
At precisely 10:20, I used my fastpass and walked right past the huddled masses waiting in the regular line.
Party of one?
Yep!
And I stepped right on to a waiting truck and was ready to see me some animals. I really wanted to see the King of Beasts. I have a thing for cats, and for beasts, too the wilder the better.
As advertised, the animals were out and about. There was a giraffe standing in the middle of the road, so we stopped until he decided to cross. He was thisclose to us. It was cool.
We passed the hippo pool, but all I saw were the tops of their hippo heads and some hippo bubbles. A little kid asked, Are they farting? And the whole truck erupted in laughter. The driver completely lost track of his spiel.
Good times.
A little further along there were five elephants having a spa day in the mud. There is nothing like mud to give you that soft, smooth, supple elephant skin.
There were three elephant babies fighting it out for the mud wrestling championship, so the driver stopped, and we all ooohed and aaahhed and took pictures. Those baby elephants were pretty darn adorable. Definitely the cutest 350-pound toddlers Ive ever seen.
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Muddy elephant butt. The blob in the lower right corner is the baby elephants. Really. I promise. Trust me.
The King of Beasts was snoring on his rock, so I only got to see the top of his mane. Maybe next time, beast! We saved Little Red (it was close though, lemme tell ya!), and all was right in the world.
Next, I walked over to look longingly at Everest. I rode it five times when we went for the AP Sneak Peak, and its a great ride. Just thrilling enough, without going over the edge.
Get it? Runaway train over the edge? I crack me up.
It was going to be running at 2 p.m., but I was planning to be gone by then, so I took a couple of pictures and headed over to the Maharajah Jungle Trek to see if I could see the tigers.
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Tigers are so pretty. I just want to bury my face in their fur and listen to them purr. Of course, since their purr is really more like a growl, and Id probably wind up minus my face, I dont think Ill actually do it.
I love the Maharajah Jungle Trek. It reminds me of this dog my sister had when we were kids.
Stay with me, there is a point.
My sister named the poor thing Maharani (she said it means princess, but I dunno), and the dog just never got it. Wed call her (the dog, not my sister), and shed be looking at us like,Maha-huh? Eventually someone told us that dogs can only remember two syllable names, so she changed it.
To Bran-dy.
Not Prin-cess.
I smile every time I think about it.
Which is usually only when Im on the Maharajah Jungle Trek.
The tigers were out doing their tiger thing (Score!), plus I saw a peacock with his plume up and open, no doubt trying to get a little peahen action. He definitely had the whole Im too sexy for my plume vibe goin on. Its a good day to be at Animal Kingdom!
VERY off topic, but we also are doing the Magical Gathering thing... I really love the pics your camera took and I am in the market to buy a new one... what kind is it...please let me know, thanks bunches!!!!
p.s. sounds like you are doing a fantabulous job planning your trip....we still need to come up with a name!!!!!![]()
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I just missed getting a picture of the peacock with his plume up, but he still looks pretty good. If I were a peahen, I think Id be all over him.
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I really enjoyed meandering and looking at the animals.
And then I stepped out of the shade and into the sun. And the melting process began.
Next: Camp H-E-Double Hockey Sticks
jgallant said:I love the pictures you took with your camera, can you tell me what kind it is.
SoNotAPrincess said:Hi, ya'll!
Here's the deal...the great dudette trip planned for Friday, March 24, got cancelled due to rain and bronchitis. Needless to say, all the dudettes were bummed.
Dude. (sadly)
Soooooooo...today's blog is not about the Grand Gatherer's (GGs) upcoming Disney adventure. Instead, I'll tell you a li'l story about a previous Disney adventure.
I was visiting my sister in Virginia several Christmases ago, and our grandmother decided that the kids, Jackson and Erica, really needed to go see Beauty and the Beast on ice. The day of the show dawned ominously with snow in the forecast. We started telling Erica (3 years old) right away that we might not get to go because it was an hour away, and if the roads got bad, we'd be stuck at home.
All day long we watched the sky and the weather channel. It looked like it was gonna get ugly...there were flurries and periods of light snow...but nothing major. Then right about the time we start getting ready to go, the snow starts. My BIL is shaking his head doing the I don't think this is a good idea thing, but Lisa and I are DETERMINED. These children (and us, too) ARE going to see Beauty and the Beast.
We loaded the car (my little red sports model) with games, books, toys, two car seats, a cooler full of snacks and juice boxes, some extra clothes and a whole bag full of Huggies. BIL said we were nuts...we were going 45 miles, not on a cross country trek, and by the way, had he said that this is a bad idea?
It was snowing when we set off, but not that bad; and we were sure it would be OK. The kids both fell asleep and we had the Beauty and the Beast soundtrack blaring in the CD player, singing at the top of our lungs. These kids are used to it. In fact, my brother says that growing up with me was like living in a Disney movie cuz you never knew when somebody (namely me) was gonna burst into song.
Anyway, we were making good time, and things were looking good. Then all the sudden, traffic slows.
Then crawls.
Then stops.
We're on a four lane divided highway, and the two lanes going the opposite direction are moving fine. We sit, thanking God that the kids are asleep. After about 20 minutes, my sister gets out and walks up a ways and finds out that a 16 wheeler was going up a hill ahead and got stuck on a patch of ice. His trailer jack knifed and is now blocking both lanes of traffic. They (whoever "they" are) are trying to move the truck, but not having much luck.
So we sit.
And the kids wake up.
And they're antsy because, after all, they've had naps and are now confined to car seats. We read books and play games. We sing songs and make up silly stories. They're being really good, but now they're hungry.
Good thing we packed for a cross-country trek!
Lisa pops open the trunk and starts pulling out goodies. Juice boxes. Gummi bears. Graham crackers. PBJs. Nectar! She's making her way back to get into the car when the window rolls down on the car next to us. A rather frazzled looking woman says desperately, "Is that a...JUICE BOX??"
"Uh huh."
"I'll pay you $10 for it."
Cha ching!
Naaaahhh...we didn't charge her for it...and we even gave her a bonus Huggies.
"They" finally got the truck moved, and we arrived at the civic center with about 10 minutes left of the show.![]()
Don't despair.
The civic center folks were great. They gave us vouchers to come back to see the matinee performance the next day. The snow melted, the roads cleared, and we drove over again the next day.
Because our original tickets were for front row seats, they put a row of folding chairs in FRONT of the front row seats for us. SWEET. We were so close to the ice that when they skaters went whooshing by us, we could feel the wind they created.
When it came to the part of the show where Belle is gone and the Beast is so very sad and dejected, he skated right in front of us and fell to his beastly knees, his huge beastly shoulders shaking with grief, obviously bereft over the loss of his one true love. Erica leaps out of her chair, and she would've made it to the ice if I hadn't caught her. I'm holding her on my lap, she's wiggling to get loose and finally she twists around and tells me indignantly, "But Aunt Lauri he needs a'be PETTED!!"
I love that.
Anyway, we bought about two gazillion dollars worth of Beauty and the Beast souveniers, and a good time was had by all.
The GGs adventures will continue shortly. The dudette trip is being rescheduled for when Lilli's bronchitis is cleared up. And I'll be sure to write all about it...and include pictures!
See ya real soon!![]()
Grammyof2 said:Go with no plan! Dude, that will be banging!
Have no fear I have a back-up plan. Which in this case is really the plan-plan.
jamal said:Whew, for a minute there I was worried about your blood pressure. You must tell us how it feels to have NO plan, except in the company of a planner! Love your report, Jamal