The funniest Thing you ever saw.

[TinkerBelle_325]

I was reading through this thread and I thought I'd post these, they are funny quotes that people overheard at WDW.....enjoy

A father told his son, "Go stand over there by Tony the Tiger."

A woman at Splash Mountain said, "Look, it's Peter Rabbit."

Two elderly ladies were watching the ducks swimming at the castle. One said, "It's amazing what they do here. You'd almost think they were real."

At The Disney Store a cast member was told, "I think if Walt Disney were alive today he'd be spinning in his grave."

A young woman at Splash Mountain asked, "What's that?" Her friend replied, "I don't know. Let's find the Magic Kingdom."

At Chef Mickey's Character Breakfast a young voice was heard saying, "But Minnie, you already signed my book, remember?"

A mother overheard her 4-year-old tell his siblings that he "had so much fun at Ariel's Brothel!!!" Of course, Mom and son had a quick lesson on how to pronounce "grotto."

Some snippets overheard on the bus back to the All-Stars from Epcot (all from the same group of people):
"Did you go in that big ball thing?! I thought it was shops. It was a ride!"
"Did you do that Muppetvision thing? It was so adorable!"
"I went on that Tower of Fear."
After that last comment a daughter turned to her mother and rolled her eyes. Mom said, "Amateurs!"

A mother was overheard telling her laughing daughter as she carried her away, "I told you, no more laughing on this vacation."

Various parents were heard telling their exicted children, "If you don't start behaving I'm going to leave you here." Gee, what a punishment!

A tire-looking foreign tourist returning from a long day in the parks asked, "How come you cement is so hard here?"

A teenage girl sitting in a Pirates of the Caribbean boat in the "bay" scene remarked, "Look at the sky. It must have stopped raining while we were in line."

While walking across the parking lot at Downtown Disney, a car pulled up to a couple of visitors and a foreign gentleman asked, "Please, how you get to Disney World?"

A guest on the ramp that overlooks the Mexico pavilion's Plaza de los Amigos was heard to say, "Oh, we're back outside again."

A 5-year-old boy was reading the tombstones outside the Haunted Mansion: "Here lies good old Fred, a great big rock fell on his head!"
His father, apparently named Fred, scolded him by saying, "Don't talk to your father that way!"
Boy: "But Dad, Disney said it first."
Dad: "I don't care. It's not appropriate!"

Overheard on El Rio del Tiempo while going through the mist, "I'm so sick of getting wet."

In the Wizard of Oz scene of the Great Movie Ride the wicked witch says, "I'll get you...and you little dog, too." A 4-year-old turned to her dad and said, "We don't have a dog."

At Epcot: "Italy was so bad I had to wash it down with China."

A family trying to find the right trail to take at Animal Kingdom: "We can't get lost. This is Disney. It's like an island."

When a guest mentioned that key lime pie is expensive at home her sister answered, "Well, key limes are pretty rare. It's not like they grow on trees."

A man on his first trip to WDW (during EVERY scene in Carousel of Progress): "Wow! This is just great. Wow!"

In Adventureland on a hot, crowded, summer day, "Next ride I wanna go on is the Porcelain Throne!"

And of course, the ever popular question, "When is the 3 O'Clock parade?"

 

[Bichon Barb]

Thanks Tinkerbelle and everyone else. This has got to be one of my favorite threads!

Keep 'em coming.

 

[Safari Steve]

I have heard many of those and many similar pronouncements.

This weekend I was posted at the MK exit turnstiles for a bit, and this elderly couple came out. They stopped to ask me how to get to "The Disney Hotel," explaining that they had visited a couple of hotels on Friday and wanted to see "that other one." I told them that there we have 17 hotels. *confused look*.... "Well how do we get to the Disney one?" I said "All 17 are owned and operated by Disney, and each one has a different theme. They're all very neat." *confused look*... "Which ones can we see from the tram?"
Me: "Well, there's the Polynesian."
Them: "we saw that one."
Me: "Also, the Grand Floridian."
Them: "Yep, we saw that."
Me: "Okay, well the other one on the monorail line is the Contemporary, it's very futuristic."
Them: "You're sure there's not one that's just DISNEY ?"
Me: "They're all Disney, but each one is a little different, like the Wilderness Lodge. That's really neat, it's very rustic, and it's not too far away from here."
*Confused look*... "How do you get there?"
Me: "You take that boat over there."
*Confused look*... Them: "I think we just want to stay in the park. Can we do that?"
Me: "Certainly. Have fun!"

 

[TTFN]

I love the people watching and the people listening...my favorite line from my last trip came from a very tired looking dad with two small daughters. Fantasyland was very crowded and lines were long. The girls were pestering dad about what ride they wanted to do next. His reply was in a very upbeat tone: " Next, we're going on the feed mommy and daddy ride".

 

[Pirate Mickey]

I don't remember exactly when this was but many years ago at the entrance to Disneyland there is a huge flower display on the hill that was in the shape of Mickey Mouse. We were waiting for the family to all get in the gates when we heard this little boy who couldn't have been 5 yet yelling very excitedly "Mickey Moose, Mickey Moose". It still cracks me up thinking about it.

Another one was a couple of years ago. We were taking a break from the heat in the Hall of Presidents. Bill Clinton had just finished his little speech when my then 7 year old daughter asks in a very loud voice "Daddy, is that the man who always lies?" (From the mouths of babes...)

 

[Chloesmom]

Last time we went we thought it was awfully funny to get in the background of pictures and give a big smile and thumbs up. I can't even imagine how many people looked at their pics and asked... " who is that?"

 

[anniet]

Originally posted by MikeWazowski
Next time your at the Animal Kingdom just sit down on a bench in the shade and watch the people eating the frozen bananas. You'll realize why its funny.

I noticed that too!!!! I realized I won't ever get one because it's impossible for a woman to eat one and still look like a lady !!!!!

 

[megrod74]

In Dec 2000 DH and I were taking an afternoon nap in the room and when DH woke up the clock read 3:00. In his half-awake state he got confused and threw open the drapes, letting the sun in and said "Oh my God, it's 3 am and the sun is still up!" - he told me later that he almost said "This place really IS magic!"
I still tease him about this.

 

[Dancind]

We love little kid ones.

On one trip, my DH overheard a little guy in a bathroom stall ask: "Daddy, why is poop round?"

We rode the train around MK at Christmas when we braved MK to see the parade. A tiny girl behind us thought she was on a thrill ride. When we stopped for a bit at the animatronic alligators, she got very excited. She pointed at them and yelled "Hey, you wanna piece of me?!?"

There are more, I just can't remember them now!

 

[lsyorke]

On our most recent trip in November there was a young couple with a son about 4 years old walking around at Epcot. They had obviously been out all day and the little one was getting whiney. They were doing all they could to keep him going "Come on we're going to have fun!". In that long drawn out voice that every parent has heard, "I don't want anymore fun"

 

[Chloesmom]

This happened at the HM to my sister in law. When we entered the CM gave her a kind of seductive look. She noticed and commented on it as we were dragging our bodies to the dead center of the room. Well, he was right behind her ( followed her in I guess). He was like an inch from her and just staring at her..for several seconds before she saw him from the corner of her eye. She jumped about 2 feet and screamed. I laughed for days about it.
Also, my husband was picked to be in a street play in france. It was the story of Cyra" nose". Well, he had just bought this Goofy hat that looked just like the hat Ed Norton wore in the Honeymooners . My hubby is tall and thin and we had been laughing how he looked like Norton. He insisted he did not but when he was picked to be Cyranose the actor stopped...paused...looked dead at him and said " Hey Norton" just like Ralph Cramden. We all fell over laughing.My Father In Law was crying he laughed so hard. I still chuckle thinking about it.

 

[Horizons16]

wow some of these stories make you wonder how some of ther people can even survive(that looks weird.. did i spell that one right? Thats a funny word.) according to darwin.

Hehe keep them coming.

~Steve

 

[sconstantz]

We were just there. DS doesn't do anything that *might* be scary. We had just been on Tom Sawyers island and were trying to talk him into going to HM with us. My mom says to him, you were just so brave in those caves and secret hiding area's. Weren't you brave?" To which he replies, "I was not brave, didn't you hear me whining?"

We cracked up. And, yes, we finally talked him into going to HM. He is so excited to be able to tell his friends " I survived the Haunted Mansion."

Shelly

 

[denisem]

We didn't SEE it, we were the cause of it

DH & I (both a bit fluffy) rode Kali River Rapids. Luck (OR a devilish CM) seated us directly across from a tiny Asian couple with empty seats on both sides of them. (OUR adjacent seats were filled...resulting in a VERY wet, lop-sided ride!)

Don't know who was laughing harder: us or couple pointing and saying "Crazy Americans!".

Denise < --- was soaked up to her....earlobes

 

[izzy]

I'm lovin' this thread!

Anyway, my funniest story happened several years ago at Typhoon Lagoon. My mother and I got there early to scope out the perfect beach chairs around the wave pool. Just as I was placing my towel down, I happened to look at the chair behind. There was some man - stripped down to his skin - changing into a Speedo bathing suit right out in front of God and everybody. I was laughing so hard I was crying and when my mom asked me what was so funny, I could hardly tell her what I saw. Needless to say, we moved to a different location. (Now that I think about it, that was pretty stupid - that's about the cheapest entertainment I've ever experienced at WDW!)

 

[Jordan's MOM]

We had two i want to share, both on the same trip. The first was a lot like izzy's. We were at Ak and just getting off the kali river ride. Everyone was wet and it was cool. Most people were heading for the rest rooms to dry and change but not this one man. He stoped right off the ride and striped right down to some very skimpy underwear and stood there while his wife got him some dry clothes out of the bag. Everyone just stopped and stared.
The second was on another very cool morning in January at the MK. Most everyone had jeans, sweats and jackets. Just after opening this family comes walking in with three little girls, all in swim suits with shorts over them and flip flops. They all just stop and look at everyone else like they are crazy. The dad muttered something about this being Flordia after all.



Jordan's mom

 

[Teri1]

We were at the TTC looking for the monorail to Epcot and a CM decided to make a joke of me. When I ask the CM if this is the line to get on the Epcot train?,as it is pulling into the station, the CM says "No this train goes to AK!" The look of surprise on my face must have been priceless and he laughs and says I have to do that to someone at least once a day!!! I was thinking ha ha very funny as I realize there is no train to AK ! Of course my family had to razz me about it because of my statis as WDW fanatic of the family!

 

[doitagain]

I have already posted one but my DS reminded me of his personal fav.

On our trip Dec. 2001 we were at AK. We had enjoyed Kali River Rapids like 6 times in a row with out having to get off. Well needless ot day we were very wet when we finally exited the ride. Now being Dec. it was a little chilly so we decided to stop at the heated blower they had made available for people who did not wish to remain wet. There was a small group of women already there. And guessing by their accents they were European. Well in fine European style they proceded to undress down to their bras and panties to truly utilize the full efffects of the heated blower. Well!! My DS who was 10 and DS that was 8 were so scanadlized they could not even speak! They quickly covered their eyes, unfortunatly they did not remove them elves from the area. They were quickly surrounded, and they both refused to uncover their eyes and move. I was in hysterics (ok, so I don't get Moral Mommy of the year award!) my DH wanted to take a picture. I did draw the moral line there however. After about 5 minutes I rescued my DSs with some AK towels I bought at a kios. I thought the boys would die of mortifcation!!


Doing It Again in 18 days!!!!

 

[korzmom]

this thread is the best, i cant stop laughing, thanks for brightening up this very dreary penna day. i especially love the thread from tinkerbelle, with all the quotes! i've seen some pretty funny things and all of the things writen were even funnier. thanks for a great thread! cant wait till the next trip!!!!!

 

[Bichon Barb]

Oooooooo, nudie stories! He-he. Reminds me of one. On our honeymoon in 1990 we stayed at the GF. I was sitting by the pool, and there was this French woman next to me. She had her bathingsuit pulled down and was sunning topless. DH came over and I pointed her out. We giggled so hard because it took us a minute to be sure that it was a woman. Yes, they were that small.

Then a really sweet CM came over and and told her that topless sunbathing was not aloud. The woman sat up and replied "Je ne parlais Englais" (sorry spelled that phonetically). The poor CM is making hand signals like she's pulling up her top and speaking loudly "PULL UP YOUR TOP". It went on for quite a while. I didn't mind the toplessness, but I got really annoyed at the woman, because there is no way she couldn't figure out what the CM wanted.

BTW, my parents are both off-the-boat Germans. I've been to Germany a few times, and we've had relative visit us. I think I can say that most Europeans are much less "puritan" about nudity than we Americans.