The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood's new cottage

[Dream]

Oooo...Elaine!! THAT"S a good one!!! Jodie makes a note to self to remember that one!!! Isn't is vaseline on the phone receiver?? ****Jodie thinks of where to look for the vaseline...thinks of an answer, types it out, then hits the back button )***

Elaine....to jello a toilet you dump jello and ice cubes in the potty, stir well and voila!

***Hee hee....Jodie puts LOTS of confetti in Bonnie's bras and puts them carefully back into ther drawer****

Jennifer, Elaine, Kim? How long is a candle party? Hee hee hee!!

 

[Dream]

Karen , Michele....come on in! Jodie tosses a bra to Michele to freeze!!

 

[lvs_eeyore]

Michele my dh just went through this very same thing at the begining of this week. This was the third time he has applied for this certain job and didnt get it. I can sympathize. We just have to believe that there is a reason for it. Maybe something bigger and better or more suited etc.....

 

[jldriscoll]

We are going to be in sooooo much trouble!! Think if we "fix up" Bonnie's room then move to the mansion she would notice?

YES I think it is vasoline!!! And no, we don't want to knwo where you keep it Jodie!!!

Hey did anyone see I was first runner up at Saffron's Halloween party? I came dressed as a colorform!!!!

 

[iluvorlando]

Yes, you are absolutely right, Karen.

I am ready to do what is necessary. Do we have a bucket with water to put her hand into after she falls asleep?

 

[jldriscoll]

Originally posted by iluvorlando
Do we have a bucket with water to put her hand into after she falls asleep?

And one for over the door!

 

[iluvorlando]

Ummmm.....congratulations? Uh...what the heck is a color form?

 

[lvs_eeyore]

I have the shave cream and the feather all ready to go.

 

[iluvorlando]

This is fun....what else can we do?

 

[iluvorlando]

I just thought of one!! Lets get the honey and string out!!

 

[lvs_eeyore]

How about spin the bottle with the Cabana Boy?? Or a game of cards....snicker snicker.

What is a colorform?

 

[jldriscoll]

Don't you remeber colorforms from being a kid? they were like stickers but not sticky. You used them on a scene or dressed up a character. I came as a colorform with a poster of items so everyone could dress me. Only Saffon offer. SHe gave me a pink hat with feathers. Started getting a little cold there at the end.

How ya doing Michele? We keeping you floating?

 

[iluvorlando]

Yes....youre doing a great job...but I will give dh the hugs in person instead of reading them (on grounds of confidentiality)! LOL

Um....no I don't remember colorforms. (am I too young?)

 

[jldriscoll]

 

[iluvorlando]

Spin the bottle with the Cabana boy AND the housekeeper and I'm in!!

 

[iluvorlando]

Whoa, Jennifer!! Nice visual!! I can see where you would be a little chilly, what with the back end out and all!

 

[Dream]

Colorforms are those plastic self stick things...I loved em when I was a kid! Remember they had the shiny black surface you stuck the pieces to and you could dress "Miss Weather"? I always dressed her for snowy weather!!!

OK Gang...what's next? Ohhh... hee hee hee....here's a bottle of water on her nightstand!!! Anybody got LOTS of lemon juice???

Michele....go turn the volume up FULL on her radio and Karen, you go tie her robe in knots!
Jennifer...what are you up to???

 

[iluvorlando]

Oh yeah, radio is done. I also reset her alarm to pm!

 

[jldriscoll]

Originally posted by iluvorlando

Um....no I don't remember colorforms. (am I too young?)

You old enough to know what "bite me" means

 

[jldriscoll]