Lucy quietly opens the door to the cottage. She is carrying her blue ocean mist 3 wick candle that she bought to go in her ocean room. She sneats quietly down the hall so she doesn't disturb the sleeping yayas, and opens the door to her room.
SPLASH! A now dripping and very angry (
) Lucy surveys the damage to her room.
She picks up the phone to call the post police and it slides right thru her unsuspecting hand. Feeeling frustrated, she looks skyward. AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! There are Ewoks on the ceiling!!!!!
A dripping and disgusted Lucy goes into her private bathroom to take a warm shower since some not very nice person has soaked her to the bone. She lifts the lid to the toilet and sees an interesting shade of lime green something in the toilet as well as something slimy on the seat. Good thing she went at the candle party! Lucy strips nekkid and steps into the shower. Ahhhh...nice warm.....another LOUD scream....the water coming out of the shower head is purple and lucy is turning this brilliant shade.
She thinks "Aw to heck with it, I'm just going to go to bed. I'll sort this out in the morning." She pulls back the sheet and finds a jar of slimy leeches, thank goodness that the lid was on. She puts those aside, and tries to crawl into bed....but alas someone has shortsheeted the bed!
Poor Lucy takes her pillow and blanket and climbs into Betty's hammock and cries herself to sleep.......
How dare they, who do these people think they're dealing with, we're not chumps here! 
