The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood's new cottage

[iluvorlando]

He didn't get it.

I'll be back later!

 

[Dream]

Oh Michele...I am so sorry!!! It's times like these that I wish we were close enough together to give real hugs...cyber ones don't cut it sometimes. {{{{hugs}}}}

 

[dizneenut]

I'm so sorry, Michele.

{{{hugs}}}

 

[lilboo]

Oh Michele! That is sad news.

 

[jldriscoll]

{{{{{hugs}}}}}} Michele. We're here for you.

 

[Kama89]

Well, another day at school over and done with. This one was actually pretty easy. All I had to do was sit around at the skating rink all day. The prinicipal treated the school to a day of skating for doing so well on their last fundraiser...cookie dough.


Oh Michele!! I'm so sorry!

Marilyn, I am so sorry to hear about the layoffs!! We went through that a few years ago. Thankfully, we were spared, but it was touch and go for a while.

Carol, I'm glad to hear your inlaw visit went well after all. A writer!? We have a real author in our midst?!? We'll have to get a copy of each and every one of your books for our little Ya Ya cottage library.

Nancy, Yep...you are so right. I hired Granny and I'm the only one that can fire her. I'll tell ya though... if she keeps up with THIS type of behavior:

As she left, she said something about winning all the money, then finding that spandex wearing speedskater with the cute little fuzz on this chin.

she's going to find herself dangling from those moose antlers.

Hey Elaine? Have you given up on us?

No sausage or cheese Apolo's? What about Pepperoni??

I don't think Luis not joining us had anything to do with not having the time to keep up... he just didn't want to do the nekkid dance. Chicken.

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by newmousecateer
...sausage Apollo's... I am not in the mood to have you guys play with your food tonite!)

Play with our food! Oh my virgin ears! I'm glad George cheered you up Marilyn...but did there have to be so much drool on the pic when you sent it back? (sent her a George Clooney pm to lift her libid...I mean, spirits)

Carol's first published book should be the first of the YaYa bookclub...until then I'll have to read and reread all of her brilliant trip reports.

I wish all of you enterprising crafts people had a catalog and website so that we could take a peek at all the good stuff you do!!!

Gives me an idea-we really should come up with a Last Word Diserhood Guide to cooking/DH-handling/craftmaking/poetry writing-I'm thinking NY Times Bestseller.

We're going out for Indian or Thai tonight-that's my little tidbit of info to share about the lilboo lil life.

 

[LucyStorm]

I'm off to a candle party, you guys behave around here!

Marilyn, I'm sorry to hear about the layoffs. I know how hard that can be on families and the guilt on the ones left behind.

Michele, please give dh a hug for us. I know he was really hoping to do this.

Jodie, you have a reprieve. But did you notice that the one who was calling us mothy is the mothiest of all? She may not be on this thread, but she certainly was on the last one.

Where is baby yaya Elaine? Elaine, dearest, I know it's a rough time, but that's what yaya friends are for. We stand by you thick and thin. Come out and play.

I'll see you when I get back. Stay out of my room, and put my wave machine back when Marilyn feels better.

 

[Meriweather]

Michele So sorry.

Jennifer, don't you have a website? I thought Carol said you did.
We used to have a little catalog, but only did one printing (my DH is a woodworker).......and it is long gone.

Now, when I come back late (for you guys) tonight, am I going to find 9 pages (or more) to go through? Or ae Friday nights "slower" (this is my first Friday in the cottage).

So Carol, what is the statis of book #1?

 

[lvs_eeyore]

Im so sorry Michele.

 

[helenabear]

Sorry all, I have been in a grumpy mood lately and I have no idea why... so I took a day or soo off from the DIS.

Michele, I am sorry to hear he didn't get it

 

[Dream]

Pssst...hey guys...Bonnie said (hee heee) to stay out of her room! Hee heehee....**Jodie sneats across the cottage, tiptoes down the hall and ever so slightly opens the door to Bonnie's room...looks both ways in the hall...coast is clear...she slips in and quietly closes the door behind her.****

WHOA!!! Look at all this cool stuff!!! Hey Ya Ya's come in here!!! y agotta see this!!

 

[jldriscoll]

I'm dising from the couch!!!! YEEEEESSSS!!! My notebook came back home at dinner time today!!! She's purring like a kitten!!

Yes I do have a web site. Sadly kept up I'm afraid. THe patterns are from 2 years ago. I never have time to put my new stuff up. You are all welcome to take a peek. I think Kim and Carol have already seen it.

http://playgroundpatterns.8m.com/

Sorry about the pop ups. I keep it on a free site, since I have so little time to promote it.

Aww Elaine, wish we could cheer you up girl! You are a woman in need of a disney fix!

 

[Kama89]

Yep, I have seen Jennifer's site and believe me, she does BEAUTIFUL work! I can't sew, crochet, knit.... nothing. Hmmm... I don't cook either. Geesh... what the heck CAN I do!?!? There must be something I'm good at. *Kim schleps off down the hall to her Ya Ya room cuz she has no extraordinary skills to contribute to Jeannie's "Last Word Guidebook"*.

*Kim stops at Bonnie's room. She hears something inside. Bonnie is at a candle party though... what the heck is going on in Bonnie's room??? Kim sneatily opens the door a crack.....WOAH! Jodie, you're not supposed to be in here, you are gonna be in soooo much trouble! Hey what'cha doin' with Bonnie's bed? Are you short sheeting her bed?!?! Hee hee hee!! Cool! What else can we do?!?!*

Elaine, I'm so sorry you're feeling ick. You know I'm just a phone call away anytime of the day or night, sweetie. Hang in there... we're all here for you.


Yahoo!! Our head Ya Ya got her notebook back!!!!

 

[Dream]

***Jodie pokes her head out of Bonnie's room***

WoooHOoooo....Jennifer has her "baby back"!
Elaine....yoo hooo Elaine...come into Bonnie's room with me and Kim!!

***Jodie ducks back into Bonnie's roomm trying to stifle hysterical giggles****

Yes...good job on the sheets huh Kim? Snicker snicker snicker
Come here and see what I have in this jar! Should I put it in here? Ya think? Hee hee...yeppers!
Have you ever jelloed a toilet? Cmon ...let's do it!!!

 

[jldriscoll]

Jennifer wanders down the hall and hears giggling...where is it coming from?....Bonnie's room! She peeks in....

What the heck is going on in here....I wanna help! Only thing I can think of is saran wrapping the toliet, but it looks like Jodie is already jelloing it. Hmmm...isn't there a cool thing to do to the phone reciever?

 

[Kama89]

We are using yellow jello right? Tee hee hee

How about black ink on the rims of her glasses? Oh! Oh!! *Kim runs off the kitchen for something gooey and ooey to pour into Bonnie's slippers*

 

[helenabear]

Okay Jodie, do tell me how we do jello a toilet. That's one I've never done before. I admit I have taken Kool aid, put them in plastic wrap, poke a few holes and put them in the shower head so they get kool aide on them as they take a shower... we did that at band camp and used the stuff with the sugar so the bugs would like them more

Kim, yellow would work, but I like lime (green) better

 

[iluvorlando]

Marilyn, sorry to hear about the layoffs. Michele goes and commiserates with Marilyn. What's that your drinking? Yum...I'll have some!

Thanks for all the hugs. He is really bummed. The sergeant said he did such a great job during the interview. Also called DH sergeant and told him to tell DH to "hang in there". Now I know there is a better plan for him obviously. But the depressed side of me says, what more does he have to do? He loves the dogs, cares about policework, etc...., besides the fact that this is the 6th time he has put in for it? I guess we will just have to wait and see.

Michele wonders over to the room with all the giggling....have you froze a bra yet?

 

[lvs_eeyore]

Kim I can tell you something you are VERY VERY good at and thats being a special and wonderful friend!!

Jennifer WOOOOO HOOOO on getting your laptop back!! I am so happy for you!

:::::Karen wanders in to Bonnies room and asks....Can I help too???::::::

ROFL Lime Green. hehehehehehehehehehehehehe