The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood

[jldriscoll]

Originally posted by iluvorlando
Yes, I agree lighthearted talk is what we need. How do you get a dog to stop chasing a cat? \

LOL...I thought this was going to be a joke

 

[lvs_eeyore]

I figure we will hit 100 by ten AM tomorrow morning if not sooner.

 

[bfeller]

OK, let's talk furbabies.

Princess can wink, or that is what DH and DS say. I have stared and stared at the dog and she never winks at me. Do any of your pets wink?

 

[lvs_eeyore]

Michele if your cat turns around and bats him a good one with her paw and nails he will stop chasing her. Thats all it took for my dog to stop when he did it.

 

[Kama89]

What if you have a cat that won't stop chasing the dog? Our kitten tortures poor Minnie, my terrier.

Elaine, your babies are so precious AND so beautiful!!!

Jodie, Don't stray too far from us. We'll worry too much and have to send the hula honeys out to find you if we don't hear from you. Well, all except mine of course.

 

[helenabear]

Originally posted by iluvorlando
Elaine, don't you know your kitties are going to walk all over you if you let them behave in that manner?

Too late... they already do walk all over me (both literally & figuratively)

Jodie, hang in there {{{{hugs}}}}

Cleo winks... she winks often too. Both of my furbabies can sit up and beg too

 

[Dream]

Furbabies...OK...did ya'll know a baby opossum lives in my garage? Do ya'll know Kim hates opossums? Tell the story Kim...you know, the one my kids love?

 

[bfeller]

Just got a call from DH and he is within a few minutes from his brother's house in Marietta, GA. I feel much better. They are going to the Atlanta Falcons game tomorrow. Anything has to be better than watching the Bengals.

Hey did you hear where you should go if you are in Cincinnati and hear that a tornado is coming this way?

To Paul Brown Stadium of course, they haven't had a touch down there in quite a while.


Ok, who wants to tell the next joke.

 

[lvs_eeyore]

My cat is extremely jealous also. Every time dh goes to give me a foot rub she HAS to get right in there and put her back up under his hand so he has to pet her instead of rub my foot. I swear no matter where that cat is she knows Im getting a foot rub because she comes in right at that exact minute EVERY time.

 

[iluvorlando]

Jodie, Kim should be too busy trying to post the pictures I just emailed here. No stupid pet tricks from my animals. Oh, we have fish too. They are DH responsiblity. I wish my kitty still had nails, then I am sure Rugar wouldn't chase him. We did have him declawed. Please don't flame me. He is an indoor cat only!

Kim, after you get done posting my pictures, tell us the story!

 

[Dream]

Why did the dumb blonde put lipstick on her forehead? Because she wanted to make up her mind!

 

[bfeller]

Isn't this the second time today that you have mentioned messages(this isn't spelled right and I am having a brain freeze, you all know what I mean) by your dh? Boy are you lucky!!!!

Elaine, we need pictures of you little ones.

Kim please tell us the story.

Good joke Dream!!!

bfeller tried to edit but wasn't successful

 

[iluvorlando]

Hahahahahahaha! Sorry I don't have any, but I will laugh along with you all!

 

[helenabear]

I love these jokes!!! I must admit I really liked the Bengals jokes (especially since I am a Browns fan). I could be really mean and say "Hey Betty, you do realize that OSU beat Cincy in the Paul Brown Stadium not too long ago!" But I won't.

Um... no stupid jokes here, but I love to listen to them

 

[iluvorlando]

Hey, did you notice we are on page 99?

 

[Dream]

Glad your dh is safe and sound Betty!

I know a blonde who is so dumb that on a job application where it asks "education", she wrote "hooked on phonics".

 

[Kama89]

Michele and her beautiful family!!

The opossum story?! Oh ick Jodie! Okay, here it is: We were on the way home from the inlaws one night when we saw something in the road. We slowed down to a crawl, then eventually stopped. We see that it's a opossum in the middle of the road, and she's NOT budging. Hubby gets out of the car, and heads slowly towards her. She turns around and starts to waddle off to the side of the road, then quickly turns back around and opens her mouth at him.... spitting up... (this is gross guys... remember BLAME JODIE, she made me)



MOUSE.

ICK ICK ICK!! Sorry... hit Jodie. Right after cookie dough talk too huh? Blech!

 

[iluvorlando]

Gross...........!Yuk!

Betty, glad dh is ok!

So...do I look like you pictured? Isn't my dh cute? Can't you just tell he's a cop?

 

[lilboo]

WHAAAA? How did you know it was a mouse was it whole?


EEEEeeew.

Is that OUR MICHELE? Fabulous!

edited to add: come on babes...let's post, it's like New Year's Eve and we're racing to 100 pages!

 

[iluvorlando]

Thank you! Thank you! Goes left to right Regan, Robert, Me and Rachel!