The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood

[Dream]

***snicker snicker....Dream is thinking of that new commercial where the hair stylist comes in and announces it's "pixie cut day..and we'll dye it jet black to look like you have issues!" Then the girls says, "But I don't want a pixie cut and I don't have issues"! And the guy says, "You WILL after this pixie cut"!!! Dream can't help wondering about Elaine giving her stylist "free rein"!!! snicker snicker****

Yoo hoo...Elaine...got pictures? Hee hee!!

Oh man Betty!!! Extra pixie dust in your smoothies for the next two weeks!! OK DISERHOOD....GROUP POSITIVE THOUGHTS FOR BETTY!!!! ***Deam backs out of this conversation gracefully since her dh works for bc/bs....gulp...heh heh....****

DS is feeling better this afternoon! Glad I kept him home.

About this time thing....I think it's time to give this one a big "whatever"!!! This thread started out as the last word thread but has evolved into sooooo much more. Here is a word that it took me MONTHS on the dis to figure out (worse than Jay's airport joke! ) HOOKAIRS!!! Very effective word when used in the right place!

 

[iluvorlando]

HOOKAIRS!!!

Good one.....I think I finally figured this out like last month. (I'm a little slow). Glad DS is feeling better! Hey, can you tell me why BC/BS moved out of Jacksonville? Wasn't that like their headquarters or something?

Elaine, we are waiting for pictures.....

Jennifer, I meant pushy about the pm. I just reread that and huh?

 

[iluvorlando]

HOOKAIRS!!!

Good one.....I think I finally figured this out like last month. (I'm a little slow). Glad DS is feeling better! Hey, can you tell me why BC/BS moved out of Jacksonville? Wasn't that like their headquarters or something?

Elaine, we are waiting for pictures.....

Jennifer, I meant pushy about the pm. I just reread that and huh?

 

[bfeller]

Oh Dream, our new insurance that is suppose to start Nov 1 is the Anthem Blue Cross/Blue Shield so you don't have to squirm out. The one that says that they can't cover us until the end of the month is United Healthcare. In fact I am half expecting that they take the entire deduction out of our pay next month(paid monthly) instead of up partial. Now wouldn't that be a crock?

As for the last word controversy. Why don't we have a last word winner in each time zone. Of course Jay may be the only one in Central and Kim the only one in the Pacific but hey just let them think that they are winning all the time. What do we care? It is the eastern time zone that has the majority of the posts.

Oops, did I offend anyone?

Well, the DITs(Dorks in Training) are home and the barbeque starts soon. Little DIT wants to go get some orange and black face makeuup so that I can put an A on her face. (check out my first post today if you are lost) And then I have to get ready, I may be able to stop back in a little later if I have the time.

If not, everyone have a great night


TGIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bfeller]

Michele is a double poster!!!! Na Na Na Na Na bfeller is wiggling hips and has her hands waving in the air

 

[bfeller]

I was trying to think up some new games to play.

Do any of these sound good?

1. Sag, you're it.
2. Pin the toupee on the bald guy.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red rover, red rover, the nurse says bend over.
6. Doc, doc goose.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Hide and go pee.
9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta
10. Musical recliners.


Hello? Anyone out there?

 

[iluvorlando]

Betty, I don't know how I managed that! The boards are acting funny though.

Oh well, here's to Friday and Double posting!raises her glass for a toast!

 

[iluvorlando]

Betty, I switched from BC/BS to United...So far so good. Hm....games huh? Are these for us or the DIT?

I know you are just trying to surpass us in the post count, so I am here and watching you!

 

[bfeller]

bfeller is clinking glass with Michele

Ah, Michele you can try the double post trick over and over again. Don't know if you can catch the Fastest Mouth in the Midwest.

Oh the games are for the more mature dorks. The poor little DITs are still playing games with the opposite sex.

 

[iluvorlando]

1. Sag, you're it.
2. Pin the toupee on the bald guy.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red rover, red rover, the nurse says bend over.
6. Doc, doc goose.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Hide and go pee.
9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta
10. Musical recliners

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! My favorite is #1!

 

[Dream]

BWAHAHAHA!!! LOVE the games Betty!!! My favorite? 20 questions shouted in your good ear!!!! I must have asked ds 100 times to stop mumbling today! Finally he looked at me and said "MOM, I am NOT mumbling...YOU are DEAF!!!! From the mouths of youth!!!

 

[jldriscoll]

Ok, here's a game for you and then......BTTC........I need a new dis name. When I first registered, I never intented to do the cb. I was registered back in 88-89 (lost password ) Then came back in May just to plan our next trip. Now that I'm here I love everything about being here....except my dis name.

Sooooo.....be silly as you want....but throw in some serious suggestions.....I'm not very verbally creative.....so here's your chance to name me

Your deadline is 8pm Monday (eastern). At that time....one way or another....The name changes!!!! ***I only hope Bonnie can convince the TF to move my tags over!****

BTTC.......actually it's girl scout halloween hop night. have 2 little partiers to get ready!

 

[Kama89]

Something's wrong. Would someone please feel my forehead?? I think I'm coming down with something. Ya see, I'm cleaning my house. What is UP with that?! I haven't done anything like this in years. If I don't stop soon, all of the rooms are going to be clean and my guys won't know how to find their way around in here. Someone STOP me before it's too late! I need to go lay down.

 

[LucyStorm]

Marilyn, Dream and I are both nurses. I am not sure about everyone else, but I know Betty substitute teaches and Jay does computer programs.

Jennifer, sob, sob, it was me that you forgot!

Michele, you're welcome!

Betty, I resent your insinuation! I keep telling you all that I am as prim and proper as Kim is Kinky!

Elaine, pictures please!

 

[jldriscoll]

so sorry Bonnie!

 

[jldriscoll]

oh, I'm a mama and a pattern designer.

 

[bfeller]

I thought that if you change your DIS name then you lose the number of posts that you have posted. Then that would mean we could catch up with up with you on the thread count..

Actually, I thought about changing mine too. It isn't all that original now is it. Of course jldriscoll and I have similar thinking behind our names. Great Minds Tnink Alike.

Oh Bonnie, did I offend? Which remark was it that I made?

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by bfeller

Oh Bonnie, did I offend? Which remark was it that I made?

Could it be...?

5. Red rover, red rover, the nurse says bend over.

 

[LucyStorm]

LOL, Betty, pretty bad when you don't know which one of your remarks it might have been! I think I'll just let you feel guilty a while longer......


hint....it might have something to do with slime green...

 

[LucyStorm]

Why good guess Jeannie, but no that was not it! It was this one:

Bonnie sure likes to booger people. She is getting really good at it.

I have no clue what that Betty woman is talking about! Sweet, innocent, me? Touching bodily fluids? Ewwwwwwww.........


Oooops. Oh, yeah. I forgot. I'm a nurse. I touch lots of body fluids.