DIS Dads The DIS Dad's Club IX - The Fastest Moving Thread Around

[stopher1]

Wow just had a quick meeting its good to see this thing is still kicking.

Me too. But back at my desk now.

 

[thebigdisneydaddy]

This has been a crazy fun kind of morning... but really - we need our own Forum. We could still have the main thread for this stuff... but then break out into other discussions in various threads. It really is time. 10 Threads later - we definitely have staying power.

We could have one devoted to pictures of mens rooms.

 

[stopher1]

I'm really quite surprised they haven't hit us with this yet

 

[IamTrike]

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner." -- Lynda Montgomery

Would she rather have been eating one of the smart ones.

 

[thebigdisneydaddy]

I'm really quite surprised they haven't hit us with this yet

I wonder how many posts it can handle before it will fry the servers

 

[stopher1]

We could have one devoted to pictures of mens rooms.

Barry would be THE contributor!

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out and then he would buy her another place. The wife agreed to this, but asked that she be given 3 days on her own there, to pack up her things. While he was gone, the first day she lovingly put her personal belongings into boxes and crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their candlelit Dining table, soft music playing in the background, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few of the resulting shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. The husband came back, with his new girl, and all was bliss for the first few days. Then it started; slowly but surely. Clueless, the man could not explain why the place smelled so bad. They tried everything; cleaned & mopped and aired the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned, Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in, the carpets were replaced, and on it went. Finally, they could take it no more and decided to move. The Moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking everything to their new home. Including the curtain rods.

 

[trennr]

<---more Cheeseballs

 

[stopher1]

 

[IamTrike]

Would she rather have been eating one of the smart ones.

Ohh and I bet that seafood place is a great training tool. Any fish gets out of line and the trainer just has to point to the restaurant.

 

[thebigdisneydaddy]

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out and then he would buy her another place. The wife agreed to this, but asked that she be given 3 days on her own there, to pack up her things. While he was gone, the first day she lovingly put her personal belongings into boxes and crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their candlelit Dining table, soft music playing in the background, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few of the resulting shrimp shells into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. The husband came back, with his new girl, and all was bliss for the first few days. Then it started; slowly but surely. Clueless, the man could not explain why the place smelled so bad. They tried everything; cleaned & mopped and aired the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, carpets were steam cleaned, Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in, the carpets were replaced, and on it went. Finally, they could take it no more and decided to move. The Moving company arrived and did a very professional packing job, taking everything to their new home. Including the curtain rods.

Awesome story

 

[FreezinRafiki]

Barry would be THE contributor!

I've always wanted to be a moderator...

 

[stopher1]

 

[thebigdisneydaddy]

I've always wanted to be a moderator...

We could use one right now

 

[Grooovertoo]

Somebody keeps emailing me reminding me I'm at work!! After a Beverly day yesterday too...some nerve!!!

 

[BigTex71]

Holy peanut butter!! I miss 14 hours and I am 50+ pages behind?!

 

[scott2997]

welcome to the fray BigTex

 

[BigTex71]

Holy peanut butter!! I miss 14 hours and I am 50+ pages behind?!

Oops, I meant 100+ pages behind.

 

[Rental01]

Hey guys! How's it goin?

I finally have a moment to stop by and say "hi"!

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."