DIS Dads The DIS Dad's Club IX - The Fastest Moving Thread Around

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Well we didn't reach our "goal" of 50 pages in the first 24 hours - but 37 (by the 24 hr mark) is quite the... um... accomplishment. Definitely a new record. Insanity - but a new record nonetheless.

Insanity – It's just another service that we offer.

 

[IamTrike]

I like to start the day with prayer and laughter

Please God, Make this go away?

 

[theduck619]

Sometimes the stuff we come up with seems like someone is getting from a movie script

 

[stopher1]

Insanity – It's just another service that we offer.

Exactly.

 

[ClearScreen]

Time to start churning the butter. As someone who grew up a few miles from an Amish settlement, don't let them fool you on their lifestyle. They do not have electricity, but will take a car battery and run a radio or tv off of it. They also equip their buggies with cd players and speakers. I drove past one last summer and the driver was jamming to AC/DC no lie

Back in Black would certainly make sense.

 

[stopher1]

Sometimes the stuff we come up with seems like someone is getting from a movie script

Now THAT'S what we need to do... make our own movie. Wouldn't that just an hysterical... mess

 

[theduck619]

Back in Black would certainly make sense.

 

[AirGoofy]

Ummm which Disdad meet is Anna coming too. I think that should be noted ahead of time.

Sad thing is that she never won a single's slam title, but had so much publicity for her appearance. Maria Sharapova, turned 26 today, and it almost ready for retirement in tennis, but at least she won a couple. A few years ago, a female tennis player, Ashley Harkleroad, posed for Playboy. She was not a top ranked player, but really, if you are one of the best 100 players in the world, that is pretty dang good. But, in her interview, she said she posed for the money and she caught a lot of flack from other tennis players.

 

[IamTrike]

Back in Black would certainly make sense.

AC/DC was known for their highly pro Amish stance.

 

[theduck619]

Now THAT'S what we need to do... make our own movie. Wouldn't that just an hysterical... mess

Well since Tim closed the last thread would he be played by charlie "Winning" Sheen

 

[unclescrooge_0707]

Dads.....drum roll please.....I got the job....



So, I guess I may actually be taking on the role of DisDad Welcome Mat.

Mind you, while I should be looking into homes, I think I'll start by researching annual passes as well as planning our visits in a way as to not kill the magic by giving into temptation and going over board......

Congrats oXar! Awesome news.

Also, good luck. We're all counting on you.

I just wanted to tell you good luck, we're all counting on you.
and, i do love the dole whip...

I really don't want to see them in a speedo either. Switch sports to tennis, and Anna Kournikova can wear a speedo to a Dis Dad meet.

A DISDAD meeting Anna Kournikova is like a dog chasing a car.... Even if they caught it, they wouldn't know what to do with it.

And, rolling from the last thread: Cheesy pick-up lines:
You must be a parking ticket, 'cause you've got "FINE" writtien all over you.
I wish someone would put me in charge of the alphabet, so I coule put U and I closer together.
I saw your picture in the dictionary when I was looking up Perfection.
Your a** must be an onion, 'cause it brings a tear to my eye.

I don't remember all of mine, but I can say NONE of these work.

Stopher, thanks for the OKW pics. I ALREADY want DVC, and now i REALLY do... and the DW said, "hum... maybe we should get a carport & a new van"

Ya'll should slow down, by the way.

 

[ClearScreen]

NEW MAN LAW.....no DIsDad will wear a speedo...ever.......especially to a DisDads meet.

The only exception is if Mark Spitz or Michael Phelps (since they have already worn one) decide to join the group.

Can I get a second?????

So I can't wear this to the Yankee Stadium DIS Dad meet?

 

[that's nice]

Tim, that's the smartest thing you said.

Are we gonna have to write [no misquote] after sayings now? (this has to be done on another board I frequent)

Well since Tim closed the last thread would he be played by charlie "Winning" Sheen

Ummmm... NO!

 

[that's nice]

So I can't wear this to the Yankee Stadium DIS Dad meet?

You can wear that if that is an ACTUAL picture of you!

(and you are actually a woman!)

 

[IamTrike]

A DISDAD meeting Anna Kournikova is like a dog chasing a car.... Even if they caught it, they wouldn't know what to do with it.

We'd probably say "hi" encourage her to invest in DVC, if we were at epcot convince her to try the Beverly..... And mostly try and not do anything the results in our DW's breaking out the Angry Eyes.

 

[IamTrike]

You can wear that if that is an ACTUAL picture of you!

(and you are actually a woman!)

Wouldn't being a woman would negatively impact his status as a disdad?

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

So I can't wear this to the Yankee Stadium DIS Dad meet?

You can't, but she can

 

[AirGoofy]

You can wear that if that is an ACTUAL picture of you!

(and you are actually a woman!)

Correction - Tim, this is the smartest thing you've said. (Your UK fan loyalty would be 2nd.)

 

[ClearScreen]

Wouldn't being a woman would negatively impact his status as a disdad?

Damn technicalities!

You can't, but she can

It's like $10 a beer at the Stadium nowadays. I'll wear whatever the heck I want!!!

 

[afwdwfan]

Dads.....drum roll please.....I got the job....

Congrats! Now fill us in on that lunch at DTD!

So any else find that while technological advances in most places, basic things around the home seem to be going backwords? We've taken to baking our own bread, (take that evil Wonder Bread consortium) and now Mrs. Trike is thinking about milling our own grain too. At this rate in a couple months I'm going to be looking enviously at the cool things those high faluten amish people have.

Trust me... I have access to corn and wheat that I could mill and never pay for any of it... it is still cheaper to go to the store and buy it!

Might as well put a small barn in the backyard and get a cow. The kids can milk it every morning cause it builds character

Just don't try to milk the bull...

We'd do chickens but my HOA wouldn't allow it. We know several people that raise chickens and none of them are the type of people you expect.

I think I'd rather raise rats than chickens... they're cleaner and don't smell as bad. Chickens are rodents with feathers... and this is coming from a farmer.

Back in Black would certainly make sense.

Oh, it so would!!!