DIS Dads The Dis Dad's Club III

[DisneyDaddy-O]

Please tell me that Safari Ken will not be allowed to join the Dis Dad's Club. Who would wear that on a safari? Camo toned maybe but powder blue?

I think we have just jumped on a freight train with no brakes......

I thought he looked rather...um...how do you say...umm...nice!

No need for mods here we will take care of this ourselves....

 

[DisneyDaddy-O]

ut oh Carl just found out how to multi quote !! now we are in trouble lol

Congratulations, this should get us to DDCIV sooner than we thought.

 

[tutter99]

Welcome back Dave! Hope all is well. (theme to Welcome Back Kotter playing in the backround)

The DisFed dance squad

Ladies and Gentlemen, now dancing for your pleasure...THE FEDERALIES

Well I'm going to just put it out there NOW so I'm not defending it all later on - I will NOT be writing a TR for this upcoming trip, new Man Law or not. Sorry. This next one is a kids-free anniversary trip. Sorry. Not going to share details about this particular trip. Just not gonna happen.

We know, you're more of a post pictures kind of guy anyways

Please tell me that Safari Ken will not be allowed to join the Dis Dad's Club. Who would wear that on a safari? Camo toned maybe but powder blue?

If he does there needs to be a new man law that wine spritzers need to be kept in a separate fridge

 

[AJRitz]

Man, get stuck in a CLE without a WiFi connection all morning, and the thread blows up!

We should be in good shape for our trip in October.
DD7 is already 50 1/2" tall.
DD3 was 42" on his birthday in December. If he continues at his current pace, he'll be just about ready for those 50" rides by October!

 

[DisneyDaddy-O]

Ladies and Gentlemen, now dancing for your pleasure...THE FEDERALIES

Thanks a lot....I spit my coffee all over the place.

If he does there needs to be a new man law that wine spritzers need to be kept in a separate fridge

Second,

MAN LAW Ken Doll must keep his spritzers in a separate fridge...

Eventhough that outfit does seem very sensible for those hot days on the safari....nevermind.....ahem.....

MAN LAW!!!

 

[booger73]

Seen in another board:

What separates a man from a woman

Reactions to Tiger Woods' statement/confession today..

Men : 'wow.. that's pretty crazy and "man" of him to get up there and talk about all this, when he really doesn't have to and admit it all, given the private person he is.. hope he returns to golf soon."

Women: "eh.. he's still just a slimeball, cheater.. don't want to hear any of it"

My only comment would be, 'see.. why would men want to go out on a limb like that if that's the reaction women are going to have."


Discuss.

 

[dvczerfs]

Seen in another board:

What separates a man from a woman

Reactions to Tiger Woods' statement/confession today..

Men : 'wow.. that's pretty crazy and "man" of him to get up there and talk about all this, when he really doesn't have to and admit it all, given the private person he is.. hope he returns to golf soon."

Women: "eh.. he's still just a slimeball, cheater.. don't want to hear any of it"

My only comment would be, 'see.. why would men want to go out on a limb like that if that's the reaction women are going to have."


Discuss.

did you see the porn star that was on the news crying because he said he loved her with her lawyer? she devistated!!! that poor women. i wonder how much her law suit is going to be for?
heck for a few million ill go on the news and claim he told me he loved me too!!! (disney money!!!)

 

[AJRitz]

Seen in another board:

What separates a man from a woman

Reactions to Tiger Woods' statement/confession today..

Men : 'wow.. that's pretty crazy and "man" of him to get up there and talk about all this, when he really doesn't have to and admit it all, given the private person he is.. hope he returns to golf soon."

Women: "eh.. he's still just a slimeball, cheater.. don't want to hear any of it"

My only comment would be, 'see.. why would men want to go out on a limb like that if that's the reaction women are going to have."


Discuss.

No.
Sorry. But I think even discussing this may already violate Man Law. Getting involved in that discussion AT ALL - especially if a woman gets involved in the conversation - is the equivalent of volunteering an answer to, "Honey, do these pants make me look fat?"

 

[Disney Commando]

If you want to go with the full thermonuclear option, tell them you're pulling your kids out of school to go to Disney.

I've seen some of these threads, if you take your kid out of school for a week, some of these people act like it's going to be the difference between Harvard or a 3rd rate College, even if they are only in 1st grade

 

[middlepat]

So I'm showing my 2 yo the Pic of the day thread. (She likes the pictures) and we come across a pic from inside the BuzzLightyear Space Ranger Spin ride and says "Oohh. That's Buzz Ride. I want to do that. Let's go tomorrow, OK Dad. Its not scary"

Again, she's 2. I think she's hooked.

 

[Disney Commando]

So I'm showing my 2 yo the Pic of the day thread. (She likes the pictures) and we come across a pic from inside the BuzzLightyear Space Ranger Spin ride and says "Oohh. That's Buzz Ride. I want to do that. Let's go tomorrow, OK Dad. Its not scary"

Again, she's 2. I think she's hooked.

Congratulations! On completing #47 of the Dis Dad Criteria

 

[middlepat]

Congratulations! On completing #47 of the Dis Dad Criteria

I afraid I was too effective... Now I need some of that Tiger silence money to be able to afford keeping up with DD.

BTW we celebrated "Get over yourself she's 6/5" day twice this year, once for WDW and once for Hawaii. The teachers were fine with both trips and both kids have kept up fine with education. Too bad Harvard will miss out and we'll be stuck with sending them to Community College. What ever happened to learning from life experiences?

 

[Disney Commando]

I afraid I was too effective... Now I need some of that Tiger silence money to be able to afford keeping up with DD.

BTW we celebrated "Get over yourself she's 6/5" day twice this year, once for WDW and once for Hawaii. The teachers were fine with both trips and both kids have kept up fine with education. Too bad Harvard will miss out and we'll be stuck with sending them to Community College. What ever happened to learning from life experiences?

Way to go! I agree, Living & Learning is much better then reading it in a book. I hope my son's teacher one day will ask " Anyone know what Country this is, or what Country this is from" And he can answer because he saw it at Epcot

 

[trennr]

I'm sorry...but this is the best commercial.



I'm on a Horse.

 

[Disney Commando]

I'm sorry...but this is the best commercial.



I'm on a Horse.

That's a commercial, I thought that was Tiger's press conference

 

[Emma's Dad]

I'm sorry...but this is the best commercial.



I'm on a Horse.

That's a commercial, I thought that was Tiger's press conference

OMG! I need air! You guys are killing me!

I've had one too many Long Island Iced Teas to update the Man Law's now... but I'll get to them this weekend!

 

[FreezinRafiki]

I afraid I was too effective... Now I need some of that Tiger silence money to be able to afford keeping up with DD.

BTW we celebrated "Get over yourself she's 6/5" day twice this year, once for WDW and once for Hawaii. The teachers were fine with both trips and both kids have kept up fine with education. Too bad Harvard will miss out and we'll be stuck with sending them to Community College. What ever happened to learning from life experiences?

Too bad your daughters won't be able to get in to Wisconsin now. But that's OK, I'm sure they'll do fine with a degree from Northwestern. ("Welcome to Walmart. Would you like a cart?")

 

[Disney Commando]

I'm going to a gift auction sat night. My wife wanted me to go with her a couple of years ago to one and I went. Now I'm hooked, seems like I'm usally the big winner at our table. Anything a man would want a woman won't put in for, so since there are only a handfull of guys at these we win alot of stuff. Tools, oil changes, brunch at the horse track, slot car racing, passes to amusement parks, front end aliments, Midevil times tics, Tics to the drag races, booze etc. I've won all kinds of cool Man Stuff, while they walk out with a candle basket or a pocketbook. Give it a try you might get hooked

 

[middlepat]

Too bad your daughters won't be able to get in to Wisconsin now. But that's OK, I'm sure they'll do fine with a degree from Northwestern. ("Welcome to Walmart. Would you like a cart?")

Of course, when I look at Basketball / Football / Chinese Checkers I have to

 

[Disney Commando]

I forgot to mention, 2 of the prizes are Tics to David Letterman, and tics to Regis & Kelly Rippa. If I win either one of these it will be full Dis Dad outfit, hopefully we will be recognized, Wish me luck!